Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 71 Days and 78041 Haiku later...
consecrated space
frenzied by a deity
the fanatic zone
Haiku # 41891 October 7, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by devotion is his lotion
well they are getting
better so I feel like I
have to raise my bar...
Haiku # 41890 October 7, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
I read bad haiku
and almost every day
some are good some bad
Haiku # 41889 October 7, 2008 10:35 am ET
by mellie
Vince. Liked the haiku
Challenging our perceptions
Depth and thoughtfulness
Haiku # 41888 October 7, 2008 7:51 am ET
by Tisme reaching for the stars
Learn to follow, trust
Dancing's about connection
Mental, physical
Haiku # 41887 October 7, 2008 5:28 am ET
by Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Tisme
i collect those stars
but i keep them in the sky
where there is more space
Haiku # 41886 October 7, 2008 12:08 am ET
by vince
Is ballroom dancing
difficult? I'm afraid to
trip over his feet.
Haiku # 41885 October 6, 2008 11:31 pm ET
by snail
Tomorrow he plans
to touch me for the first time,
teaching me to dance.
Haiku # 41884 October 6, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by snail
I don't know for sure
who the competition is.
I hope he picks me.
Haiku # 41883 October 6, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by snail
Always far away,
maybe you can avoid bills.
Become a nomad.
Haiku # 41882 October 6, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by snail
it hits the fan, the
tower falls, crashing, and all
say the mantra...sh-
Haiku # 41881 October 6, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
slow car takes uphill
burdened by bumper stickers
collecting stray thoughts
Haiku # 41880 October 6, 2008 10:20 am ET
by vince
In this world of ours
There are givers and takers
I give till it hurts
Haiku # 41879 October 6, 2008 7:22 am ET
by tisme
we have tyo decide
what we want in life that's all
travel or pay bills
Haiku # 41878 October 6, 2008 7:08 am ET
by tisme
You get to travel
whenever you please, it seems.
I wish I could go.
Haiku # 41877 October 6, 2008 6:22 am ET
by snail
I'm off to Paris
A long weekend of pleasure
Who's comming with me?
Haiku # 41876 October 6, 2008 6:09 am ET
by Tisme
I laughed till I choked
Sums up human condition
In just four haiku's
Haiku # 41875 October 6, 2008 6:05 am ET
by Tisme
That's what they told me
when I fell from a bar stool.
"You're one of us now."
Haiku # 41874 October 6, 2008 5:12 am ET
by snail, embarrassed by strange rites of passage
you're on the record
we all have haiku like that
now you're one of us
Haiku # 41873 October 6, 2008 4:58 am ET
by ash
I'd like to take back
the last haiku that I wrote.
I get in strange moods.
Haiku # 41872 October 6, 2008 4:16 am ET
by snail of apology for inappropriate expression
perseveration
it's a symptom, not haiku
take the medicine
Haiku # 41871 October 5, 2008 9:13 pm ET
by ash
Erotic writing
experiments make me so
wet my pussy drips.
Haiku # 41870 October 5, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by snail of the cute cat euphemism
hampered by limits
each haiku reflects pages
of unfinished dreams
Haiku # 41868 October 5, 2008 2:06 pm ET
by vince of thanks ash
Haiku
So, so bad
Haiku
Haiku # 41867 October 5, 2008 6:26 am ET
by Jadedog121212 of VB, VA
the unknown poet
come and fuck with bad haiku
you love us long time
Haiku # 41866 October 5, 2008 5:02 am ET
by ash
My gentle artist:
delicate, sensitive and
hopefully not gay.
Haiku # 41865 October 5, 2008 4:14 am ET
by snail
I hope I don't start
shaking when he touches me
to teach me dancing.
Haiku # 41864 October 5, 2008 4:11 am ET
by snail
My nervous mantra:
Please let it be a date. Please
let it be a date.
Haiku # 41863 October 4, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by snail
I close my eyes, breathe,
focus on the stillness to
push down my feelings.
Haiku # 41862 October 4, 2008 8:21 pm ET
by snail of social phobia
how long will it last
the bad moods, the good, like the
seasons, weather...or not
Haiku # 41860 October 4, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
and why did it put
something on here twice, egads
does it need oil check?
Haiku # 41859 October 4, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41858 October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41857 October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
I only like rain
when I am indoors. It sounds
better than it feels.
Haiku # 41855 October 3, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by snail
Vince, I love that one.
It says so much so simply.
Keep up the good work.
Haiku # 41854 October 3, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by snail of appreciation
Hawaiian shirt day
I wear them so damn much though
Friday every day
Haiku # 41853 October 3, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
how many pixels
for screens to depict a sky
want hi-def? go out
Haiku # 41852 October 3, 2008 9:56 am ET
by vince
Sensitive artist,
timidly bold and unique,
let your eyes touch me.
Haiku # 41851 October 3, 2008 12:07 am ET
by snail
I'm falling hard for
a shy guy who is just too
overwhelmed by me.
Haiku # 41850 October 2, 2008 11:59 pm ET
by snail in real life!
Curses, Red Baron!
Once again you have flown by,
And shot down my plane!
Haiku # 41849 October 2, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Leamony of Washington
former love fades
candle light discovers her
soft quiet beauty
Haiku # 41848 October 2, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
an older woman
awakens during autumn
giggles and sunshine
Haiku # 41847 October 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
oh stupid oceans
i'd shun its many fishes
for someone like you
Haiku # 41846 October 2, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by vince
what is "fight or flight"?
instinctual apathy
makes a lot more sense
Haiku # 41845 October 1, 2008 10:47 pm ET
by sf
would have been good; but
ruined by apostrophes
in case you wonder
Haiku # 41844 October 1, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by vince
every time you say
Haiku # 41843 October 1, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by vince
funny how this works
into words, more than ever
but less talkative
Haiku # 41842 October 1, 2008 9:42 am ET
by vince
Public seduction
A turn on or a turn off
Only you decide
Haiku # 41841 September 30, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Tisme
dot matrix printers
make more noise to compensate
showing importance
Haiku # 41840 September 30, 2008 5:19 pm ET
by vince
yes women are quite
subtle, sometimes...and sometimes
horndawgy as men
Haiku # 41839 September 30, 2008 3:52 pm ET
by bs