Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

every time you say
Haiku # 41843, October 1, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by vince
funny how this works
into words, more than ever
but less talkative
Haiku # 41842, October 1, 2008 9:42 am ET
by vince
Public seduction
A turn on or a turn off
Only you decide
Haiku # 41841, September 30, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Tisme
dot matrix printers
make more noise to compensate
showing importance
Haiku # 41840, September 30, 2008 5:19 pm ET
by vince
yes women are quite
subtle, sometimes...and sometimes
horndawgy as men
Haiku # 41839, September 30, 2008 3:52 pm ET
by bs
man, I just got hugged
and i was shocked, i never
knew I was um, cute...
Haiku # 41838, September 30, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
all get excited
bartender inbibing now
rarely drinks smiles less
Haiku # 41837, September 30, 2008 11:44 am ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
women are subtle
get the hint when they serve tea
left purposely cold
Haiku # 41836, September 30, 2008 9:33 am ET
by vince
there's so much to do
i don't know where to begin
and thus i don't start
Haiku # 41835, September 30, 2008 6:10 am ET
by ash
desperately seeking
girl with indie attitude
bangs are required
Haiku # 41834, September 30, 2008 5:38 am ET
by sf
I would have confessed.
"Be direct" he said, then he
kept flirting with her.
Haiku # 41833, September 30, 2008 5:13 am ET
by snail of rejection
cartoon marathon
on saturday afternoon
seize the fucking day
Haiku # 41832, September 30, 2008 4:57 am ET
by sf
Procrastination?
Discussing a waste of time
Is a waste of time?
Haiku # 41831, September 30, 2008 2:42 am ET
by Tisme
procrastination
it can be quite offputting
better avoid it
Haiku # 41830, September 30, 2008 1:52 am ET
by ash
knowing what to do
and actually doing it
i put it all off...
Haiku # 41829, September 29, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by bs
pretty little thing
who freckle in the sunlight
what else can you do?
Haiku # 41828, September 29, 2008 9:03 am ET
by vince
explosive neurons
a line of zoloft inhaled
to the happy place
Haiku # 41827, September 29, 2008 5:13 am ET
by sf
It sometimes fools us
Understanding subtleties!
Can also mislead
Haiku # 41826, September 29, 2008 4:20 am ET
by Tisme
Easily unnerved
by subtleties, I still feel
strong and creative.
Haiku # 41825, September 29, 2008 1:58 am ET
by snail
The relentless noise
of cars and voices pounds on
splitting through my thoughts.
Haiku # 41824, September 29, 2008 1:44 am ET
by snail
Tuning out the world,
I can look inward to find
my own music there.
Haiku # 41823, September 29, 2008 12:42 am ET
by snail
earphones on, i watch
your tongue wagging on and on
an archaic flag
Haiku # 41822, September 29, 2008 12:19 am ET
by vince
I sit at the keyboard
Listening to D' Agostino
Plays Mano Blanca

I write "Thank you Janis"
And. "Big thank you to snail"
Brrr Its cold outside
Haiku # 41821, September 28, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by Tisme
in the sense of the
word one could say we live with
what we do deal with
Haiku # 41820, September 28, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by bs
All I wanted was
a sense of connection, but
I messed it all up.
Haiku # 41819, September 28, 2008 6:54 am ET
by snail of regret
Has my friend been banned
for something I requested?
It doesn't seem fair.
Haiku # 41818, September 28, 2008 6:32 am ET
by snail of justice and mercy
line's already long
and she pulls out her coupons
oh god, kill me now
Haiku # 41817, September 27, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by sf of rip DFW
no person can eat
fifty eggs in one hour
but paul newman could
Haiku # 41816, September 27, 2008 6:06 pm ET
by sf of rip
I also think that
Janis has made something quite
significant right here
Haiku # 41815, September 27, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs of she being a canadian of toronto
kindness is like the
element of water, it
washes away stone
Haiku # 41814, September 27, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
Click the link someday
if you want to chat online.
You can find me there.
Haiku # 41813, September 27, 2008 2:03 am ET
by snail of invitation and acceptance
You make assumptions
about my style. Being nice
is not pathetic.
Haiku # 41812, September 26, 2008 10:13 pm ET
by snail, loyal and defensive
In front of my house
2-inch long hornets patrol;
Call the Orkin Man!
Haiku # 41811, September 26, 2008 10:05 pm ET
by "Ferris For President"
Out behind my house
lurks a horde of mosquitoes
small, buzzing horrors
Haiku # 41810, September 26, 2008 10:03 pm ET
by "Rooney Eats It"
ask her on a date
or visit a singles site
don't be pathetic
Haiku # 41809, September 26, 2008 5:10 pm ET
by sf
You're an Arse sf
Anything that annoys you
It had to be good
Haiku # 41808, September 26, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by Fuck off sf
do we really need
more ani difranco types
in the music biz?
Haiku # 41807, September 26, 2008 5:04 pm ET
by sf
recording starts it
promoting is the hard slog
Where do you perform?
Haiku # 41806, September 26, 2008 3:57 pm ET
by Tisme
Not recorded yet,
but a new acquaintance has
his own studio.
Haiku # 41805, September 26, 2008 3:48 pm ET
by snail of hope
I was told peace of
mind was willed by myself and
not by others...hmm
Haiku # 41804, September 26, 2008 2:37 pm ET
by bs
fear can also cloud
vision for the fear can cause
ice in the spirit
Haiku # 41803, September 26, 2008 2:32 pm ET
by bs
love is food for thought
for it can be true but does
cloud vision as well
Haiku # 41802, September 26, 2008 2:31 pm ET
by bs
I am overwhelmed
by the good haiku, is that bad?
no, it's about time
Haiku # 41801, September 26, 2008 1:14 pm ET
by bs
speeding motorists
motes of dust fly in their wake
death shadows the chase
Haiku # 41800, September 26, 2008 9:45 am ET
by vince
in work: reality
and in reality: truth
this is why i'm lost
Haiku # 41799, September 26, 2008 9:43 am ET
by vince
where do you perform?
I would like to hear your songs
Is that possible?
Haiku # 41798, September 26, 2008 7:59 am ET
by Tisme of Have you recorded them?
such little requests
a hug? is that all you want?
Fall into my arms

Rest awhile your safe
I'll keep the world away from you
I'll comfort your soul
Haiku # 41797, September 26, 2008 7:55 am ET
by Tisme
Touch is too intense.
Eye contact is invasive.
One hug would save me.
Haiku # 41796, September 26, 2008 5:28 am ET
by snail of self-destructive desire
Sensitivity
does not decrease with new pain.
It accumulates.
Haiku # 41795, September 26, 2008 5:09 am ET
by snail
Is there safety in
going out to perform the
secret songs I write?
Haiku # 41794, September 26, 2008 5:05 am ET
by snail, peeking out from her shell
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