Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

you're on the record
we all have haiku like that
now you're one of us
Haiku # 41873, October 6, 2008 4:58 am ET
by ash
I'd like to take back
the last haiku that I wrote.
I get in strange moods.
Haiku # 41872, October 6, 2008 4:16 am ET
by snail of apology for inappropriate expression
perseveration
it's a symptom, not haiku
take the medicine
Haiku # 41871, October 5, 2008 9:13 pm ET
by ash
Erotic writing
experiments make me so
wet my pussy drips.
Haiku # 41870, October 5, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by snail of the cute cat euphemism
hampered by limits
each haiku reflects pages
of unfinished dreams
Haiku # 41868, October 5, 2008 2:06 pm ET
by vince of thanks ash
Haiku
So, so bad
Haiku
Haiku # 41867, October 5, 2008 6:26 am ET
by Jadedog121212 of VB, VA
the unknown poet
come and fuck with bad haiku
you love us long time
Haiku # 41866, October 5, 2008 5:02 am ET
by ash
My gentle artist:
delicate, sensitive and
hopefully not gay.
Haiku # 41865, October 5, 2008 4:14 am ET
by snail
I hope I don't start
shaking when he touches me
to teach me dancing.
Haiku # 41864, October 5, 2008 4:11 am ET
by snail
My nervous mantra:
Please let it be a date. Please
let it be a date.
Haiku # 41863, October 4, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by snail
I close my eyes, breathe,
focus on the stillness to
push down my feelings.
Haiku # 41862, October 4, 2008 8:21 pm ET
by snail of social phobia
how long will it last
the bad moods, the good, like the
seasons, weather...or not
Haiku # 41860, October 4, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
and why did it put
something on here twice, egads
does it need oil check?
Haiku # 41859, October 4, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41858, October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41857, October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
I only like rain
when I am indoors. It sounds
better than it feels.
Haiku # 41855, October 3, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by snail
Vince, I love that one.
It says so much so simply.
Keep up the good work.
Haiku # 41854, October 3, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by snail of appreciation
Hawaiian shirt day
I wear them so damn much though
Friday every day
Haiku # 41853, October 3, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
how many pixels
for screens to depict a sky
want hi-def? go out
Haiku # 41852, October 3, 2008 9:56 am ET
by vince
Sensitive artist,
timidly bold and unique,
let your eyes touch me.
Haiku # 41851, October 3, 2008 12:07 am ET
by snail
I'm falling hard for
a shy guy who is just too
overwhelmed by me.
Haiku # 41850, October 2, 2008 11:59 pm ET
by snail in real life!
Curses, Red Baron!
Once again you have flown by,
And shot down my plane!
Haiku # 41849, October 2, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Leamony of Washington
former love fades
candle light discovers her
soft quiet beauty
Haiku # 41848, October 2, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
an older woman
awakens during autumn
giggles and sunshine
Haiku # 41847, October 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
oh stupid oceans
i'd shun its many fishes
for someone like you
Haiku # 41846, October 2, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by vince
what is "fight or flight"?
instinctual apathy
makes a lot more sense
Haiku # 41845, October 1, 2008 10:47 pm ET
by sf
would have been good; but
ruined by apostrophes
in case you wonder
Haiku # 41844, October 1, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by vince
every time you say
Haiku # 41843, October 1, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by vince
funny how this works
into words, more than ever
but less talkative
Haiku # 41842, October 1, 2008 9:42 am ET
by vince
Public seduction
A turn on or a turn off
Only you decide
Haiku # 41841, September 30, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Tisme
dot matrix printers
make more noise to compensate
showing importance
Haiku # 41840, September 30, 2008 5:19 pm ET
by vince
yes women are quite
subtle, sometimes...and sometimes
horndawgy as men
Haiku # 41839, September 30, 2008 3:52 pm ET
by bs
man, I just got hugged
and i was shocked, i never
knew I was um, cute...
Haiku # 41838, September 30, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
all get excited
bartender inbibing now
rarely drinks smiles less
Haiku # 41837, September 30, 2008 11:44 am ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
women are subtle
get the hint when they serve tea
left purposely cold
Haiku # 41836, September 30, 2008 9:33 am ET
by vince
there's so much to do
i don't know where to begin
and thus i don't start
Haiku # 41835, September 30, 2008 6:10 am ET
by ash
desperately seeking
girl with indie attitude
bangs are required
Haiku # 41834, September 30, 2008 5:38 am ET
by sf
I would have confessed.
"Be direct" he said, then he
kept flirting with her.
Haiku # 41833, September 30, 2008 5:13 am ET
by snail of rejection
cartoon marathon
on saturday afternoon
seize the fucking day
Haiku # 41832, September 30, 2008 4:57 am ET
by sf
Procrastination?
Discussing a waste of time
Is a waste of time?
Haiku # 41831, September 30, 2008 2:42 am ET
by Tisme
procrastination
it can be quite offputting
better avoid it
Haiku # 41830, September 30, 2008 1:52 am ET
by ash
knowing what to do
and actually doing it
i put it all off...
Haiku # 41829, September 29, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by bs
pretty little thing
who freckle in the sunlight
what else can you do?
Haiku # 41828, September 29, 2008 9:03 am ET
by vince
explosive neurons
a line of zoloft inhaled
to the happy place
Haiku # 41827, September 29, 2008 5:13 am ET
by sf
It sometimes fools us
Understanding subtleties!
Can also mislead
Haiku # 41826, September 29, 2008 4:20 am ET
by Tisme
Easily unnerved
by subtleties, I still feel
strong and creative.
Haiku # 41825, September 29, 2008 1:58 am ET
by snail
The relentless noise
of cars and voices pounds on
splitting through my thoughts.
Haiku # 41824, September 29, 2008 1:44 am ET
by snail
Tuning out the world,
I can look inward to find
my own music there.
Haiku # 41823, September 29, 2008 12:42 am ET
by snail
earphones on, i watch
your tongue wagging on and on
an archaic flag
Haiku # 41822, September 29, 2008 12:19 am ET
by vince
I sit at the keyboard
Listening to D' Agostino
Plays Mano Blanca

I write "Thank you Janis"
And. "Big thank you to snail"
Brrr Its cold outside
Haiku # 41821, September 28, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by Tisme
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