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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41858 October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41857 October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
I only like rain
when I am indoors. It sounds
better than it feels.
Haiku # 41855 October 3, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by snail
Vince, I love that one.
It says so much so simply.
Keep up the good work.
Haiku # 41854 October 3, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by snail of appreciation
Hawaiian shirt day
I wear them so damn much though
Friday every day
Haiku # 41853 October 3, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
how many pixels
for screens to depict a sky
want hi-def? go out
Haiku # 41852 October 3, 2008 9:56 am ET
by vince
Sensitive artist,
timidly bold and unique,
let your eyes touch me.
Haiku # 41851 October 3, 2008 12:07 am ET
by snail
I'm falling hard for
a shy guy who is just too
overwhelmed by me.
Haiku # 41850 October 2, 2008 11:59 pm ET
by snail in real life!
Curses, Red Baron!
Once again you have flown by,
And shot down my plane!
Haiku # 41849 October 2, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Leamony of Washington
former love fades
candle light discovers her
soft quiet beauty
Haiku # 41848 October 2, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
an older woman
awakens during autumn
giggles and sunshine
Haiku # 41847 October 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
oh stupid oceans
i'd shun its many fishes
for someone like you
Haiku # 41846 October 2, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by vince
what is "fight or flight"?
instinctual apathy
makes a lot more sense
Haiku # 41845 October 1, 2008 10:47 pm ET
by sf
would have been good; but
ruined by apostrophes
in case you wonder
Haiku # 41844 October 1, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by vince
every time you say
Haiku # 41843 October 1, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by vince
funny how this works
into words, more than ever
but less talkative
Haiku # 41842 October 1, 2008 9:42 am ET
by vince
Public seduction
A turn on or a turn off
Only you decide
Haiku # 41841 September 30, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Tisme
dot matrix printers
make more noise to compensate
showing importance
Haiku # 41840 September 30, 2008 5:19 pm ET
by vince
yes women are quite
subtle, sometimes...and sometimes
horndawgy as men
Haiku # 41839 September 30, 2008 3:52 pm ET
by bs
man, I just got hugged
and i was shocked, i never
knew I was um, cute...
Haiku # 41838 September 30, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
all get excited
bartender inbibing now
rarely drinks smiles less
Haiku # 41837 September 30, 2008 11:44 am ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
women are subtle
get the hint when they serve tea
left purposely cold
Haiku # 41836 September 30, 2008 9:33 am ET
by vince
there's so much to do
i don't know where to begin
and thus i don't start
Haiku # 41835 September 30, 2008 6:10 am ET
by ash
desperately seeking
girl with indie attitude
bangs are required
Haiku # 41834 September 30, 2008 5:38 am ET
by sf
I would have confessed.
"Be direct" he said, then he
kept flirting with her.
Haiku # 41833 September 30, 2008 5:13 am ET
by snail of rejection
cartoon marathon
on saturday afternoon
seize the fucking day
Haiku # 41832 September 30, 2008 4:57 am ET
by sf
Procrastination?
Discussing a waste of time
Is a waste of time?
Haiku # 41831 September 30, 2008 2:42 am ET
by Tisme
procrastination
it can be quite offputting
better avoid it
Haiku # 41830 September 30, 2008 1:52 am ET
by ash
knowing what to do
and actually doing it
i put it all off...
Haiku # 41829 September 29, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by bs
pretty little thing
who freckle in the sunlight
what else can you do?
Haiku # 41828 September 29, 2008 9:03 am ET
by vince
explosive neurons
a line of zoloft inhaled
to the happy place
Haiku # 41827 September 29, 2008 5:13 am ET
by sf
It sometimes fools us
Understanding subtleties!
Can also mislead
Haiku # 41826 September 29, 2008 4:20 am ET
by Tisme
Easily unnerved
by subtleties, I still feel
strong and creative.
Haiku # 41825 September 29, 2008 1:58 am ET
by snail
The relentless noise
of cars and voices pounds on
splitting through my thoughts.
Haiku # 41824 September 29, 2008 1:44 am ET
by snail
Tuning out the world,
I can look inward to find
my own music there.
Haiku # 41823 September 29, 2008 12:42 am ET
by snail
earphones on, i watch
your tongue wagging on and on
an archaic flag
Haiku # 41822 September 29, 2008 12:19 am ET
by vince
I sit at the keyboard
Listening to D' Agostino
Plays Mano Blanca

I write "Thank you Janis"
And. "Big thank you to snail"
Brrr Its cold outside
Haiku # 41821 September 28, 2008 5:34 pm ET
by Tisme
in the sense of the
word one could say we live with
what we do deal with
Haiku # 41820 September 28, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by bs
All I wanted was
a sense of connection, but
I messed it all up.
Haiku # 41819 September 28, 2008 6:54 am ET
by snail of regret
Has my friend been banned
for something I requested?
It doesn't seem fair.
Haiku # 41818 September 28, 2008 6:32 am ET
by snail of justice and mercy
line's already long
and she pulls out her coupons
oh god, kill me now
Haiku # 41817 September 27, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by sf of rip DFW
no person can eat
fifty eggs in one hour
but paul newman could
Haiku # 41816 September 27, 2008 6:06 pm ET
by sf of rip
I also think that
Janis has made something quite
significant right here
Haiku # 41815 September 27, 2008 12:45 pm ET
by bs of she being a canadian of toronto
kindness is like the
element of water, it
washes away stone
Haiku # 41814 September 27, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by bs
Click the link someday
if you want to chat online.
You can find me there.
Haiku # 41813 September 27, 2008 2:03 am ET
by snail of invitation and acceptance
You make assumptions
about my style. Being nice
is not pathetic.
Haiku # 41812 September 26, 2008 10:13 pm ET
by snail, loyal and defensive
In front of my house
2-inch long hornets patrol;
Call the Orkin Man!
Haiku # 41811 September 26, 2008 10:05 pm ET
by "Ferris For President"
Out behind my house
lurks a horde of mosquitoes
small, buzzing horrors
Haiku # 41810 September 26, 2008 10:03 pm ET
by "Rooney Eats It"
ask her on a date
or visit a singles site
don't be pathetic
Haiku # 41809 September 26, 2008 5:10 pm ET
by sf
You're an Arse sf
Anything that annoys you
It had to be good
Haiku # 41808 September 26, 2008 5:09 pm ET
by Fuck off sf