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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
we have tyo decide
what we want in life that's all
travel or pay bills
Haiku # 41878 October 6, 2008 7:08 am ET
by tisme
You get to travel
whenever you please, it seems.
I wish I could go.
Haiku # 41877 October 6, 2008 6:22 am ET
by snail
I'm off to Paris
A long weekend of pleasure
Who's comming with me?
Haiku # 41876 October 6, 2008 6:09 am ET
by Tisme
I laughed till I choked
Sums up human condition
In just four haiku's
Haiku # 41875 October 6, 2008 6:05 am ET
by Tisme
That's what they told me
when I fell from a bar stool.
"You're one of us now."
Haiku # 41874 October 6, 2008 5:12 am ET
by snail, embarrassed by strange rites of passage
you're on the record
we all have haiku like that
now you're one of us
Haiku # 41873 October 6, 2008 4:58 am ET
by ash
I'd like to take back
the last haiku that I wrote.
I get in strange moods.
Haiku # 41872 October 6, 2008 4:16 am ET
by snail of apology for inappropriate expression
perseveration
it's a symptom, not haiku
take the medicine
Haiku # 41871 October 5, 2008 9:13 pm ET
by ash
Erotic writing
experiments make me so
wet my pussy drips.
Haiku # 41870 October 5, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by snail of the cute cat euphemism
hampered by limits
each haiku reflects pages
of unfinished dreams
Haiku # 41868 October 5, 2008 2:06 pm ET
by vince of thanks ash
Haiku
So, so bad
Haiku
Haiku # 41867 October 5, 2008 6:26 am ET
by Jadedog121212 of VB, VA
the unknown poet
come and fuck with bad haiku
you love us long time
Haiku # 41866 October 5, 2008 5:02 am ET
by ash
My gentle artist:
delicate, sensitive and
hopefully not gay.
Haiku # 41865 October 5, 2008 4:14 am ET
by snail
I hope I don't start
shaking when he touches me
to teach me dancing.
Haiku # 41864 October 5, 2008 4:11 am ET
by snail
My nervous mantra:
Please let it be a date. Please
let it be a date.
Haiku # 41863 October 4, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by snail
I close my eyes, breathe,
focus on the stillness to
push down my feelings.
Haiku # 41862 October 4, 2008 8:21 pm ET
by snail of social phobia
how long will it last
the bad moods, the good, like the
seasons, weather...or not
Haiku # 41860 October 4, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
and why did it put
something on here twice, egads
does it need oil check?
Haiku # 41859 October 4, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41858 October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41857 October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
I only like rain
when I am indoors. It sounds
better than it feels.
Haiku # 41855 October 3, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by snail
Vince, I love that one.
It says so much so simply.
Keep up the good work.
Haiku # 41854 October 3, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by snail of appreciation
Hawaiian shirt day
I wear them so damn much though
Friday every day
Haiku # 41853 October 3, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
how many pixels
for screens to depict a sky
want hi-def? go out
Haiku # 41852 October 3, 2008 9:56 am ET
by vince
Sensitive artist,
timidly bold and unique,
let your eyes touch me.
Haiku # 41851 October 3, 2008 12:07 am ET
by snail
I'm falling hard for
a shy guy who is just too
overwhelmed by me.
Haiku # 41850 October 2, 2008 11:59 pm ET
by snail in real life!
Curses, Red Baron!
Once again you have flown by,
And shot down my plane!
Haiku # 41849 October 2, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Leamony of Washington
former love fades
candle light discovers her
soft quiet beauty
Haiku # 41848 October 2, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
an older woman
awakens during autumn
giggles and sunshine
Haiku # 41847 October 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
oh stupid oceans
i'd shun its many fishes
for someone like you
Haiku # 41846 October 2, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by vince
what is "fight or flight"?
instinctual apathy
makes a lot more sense
Haiku # 41845 October 1, 2008 10:47 pm ET
by sf
would have been good; but
ruined by apostrophes
in case you wonder
Haiku # 41844 October 1, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by vince
every time you say
Haiku # 41843 October 1, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by vince
funny how this works
into words, more than ever
but less talkative
Haiku # 41842 October 1, 2008 9:42 am ET
by vince
Public seduction
A turn on or a turn off
Only you decide
Haiku # 41841 September 30, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Tisme
dot matrix printers
make more noise to compensate
showing importance
Haiku # 41840 September 30, 2008 5:19 pm ET
by vince
yes women are quite
subtle, sometimes...and sometimes
horndawgy as men
Haiku # 41839 September 30, 2008 3:52 pm ET
by bs
man, I just got hugged
and i was shocked, i never
knew I was um, cute...
Haiku # 41838 September 30, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
all get excited
bartender inbibing now
rarely drinks smiles less
Haiku # 41837 September 30, 2008 11:44 am ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
women are subtle
get the hint when they serve tea
left purposely cold
Haiku # 41836 September 30, 2008 9:33 am ET
by vince
there's so much to do
i don't know where to begin
and thus i don't start
Haiku # 41835 September 30, 2008 6:10 am ET
by ash
desperately seeking
girl with indie attitude
bangs are required
Haiku # 41834 September 30, 2008 5:38 am ET
by sf
I would have confessed.
"Be direct" he said, then he
kept flirting with her.
Haiku # 41833 September 30, 2008 5:13 am ET
by snail of rejection
cartoon marathon
on saturday afternoon
seize the fucking day
Haiku # 41832 September 30, 2008 4:57 am ET
by sf
Procrastination?
Discussing a waste of time
Is a waste of time?
Haiku # 41831 September 30, 2008 2:42 am ET
by Tisme
procrastination
it can be quite offputting
better avoid it
Haiku # 41830 September 30, 2008 1:52 am ET
by ash
knowing what to do
and actually doing it
i put it all off...
Haiku # 41829 September 29, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by bs
pretty little thing
who freckle in the sunlight
what else can you do?
Haiku # 41828 September 29, 2008 9:03 am ET
by vince
explosive neurons
a line of zoloft inhaled
to the happy place
Haiku # 41827 September 29, 2008 5:13 am ET
by sf
It sometimes fools us
Understanding subtleties!
Can also mislead
Haiku # 41826 September 29, 2008 4:20 am ET
by Tisme