Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

In this world of ours
There are givers and takers
I give till it hurts
Haiku # 41879, October 6, 2008 7:22 am ET
by tisme
we have tyo decide
what we want in life that's all
travel or pay bills
Haiku # 41878, October 6, 2008 7:08 am ET
by tisme
You get to travel
whenever you please, it seems.
I wish I could go.
Haiku # 41877, October 6, 2008 6:22 am ET
by snail
I'm off to Paris
A long weekend of pleasure
Who's comming with me?
Haiku # 41876, October 6, 2008 6:09 am ET
by Tisme
I laughed till I choked
Sums up human condition
In just four haiku's
Haiku # 41875, October 6, 2008 6:05 am ET
by Tisme
That's what they told me
when I fell from a bar stool.
"You're one of us now."
Haiku # 41874, October 6, 2008 5:12 am ET
by snail, embarrassed by strange rites of passage
you're on the record
we all have haiku like that
now you're one of us
Haiku # 41873, October 6, 2008 4:58 am ET
by ash
I'd like to take back
the last haiku that I wrote.
I get in strange moods.
Haiku # 41872, October 6, 2008 4:16 am ET
by snail of apology for inappropriate expression
perseveration
it's a symptom, not haiku
take the medicine
Haiku # 41871, October 5, 2008 9:13 pm ET
by ash
Erotic writing
experiments make me so
wet my pussy drips.
Haiku # 41870, October 5, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by snail of the cute cat euphemism
hampered by limits
each haiku reflects pages
of unfinished dreams
Haiku # 41868, October 5, 2008 2:06 pm ET
by vince of thanks ash
Haiku
So, so bad
Haiku
Haiku # 41867, October 5, 2008 6:26 am ET
by Jadedog121212 of VB, VA
the unknown poet
come and fuck with bad haiku
you love us long time
Haiku # 41866, October 5, 2008 5:02 am ET
by ash
My gentle artist:
delicate, sensitive and
hopefully not gay.
Haiku # 41865, October 5, 2008 4:14 am ET
by snail
I hope I don't start
shaking when he touches me
to teach me dancing.
Haiku # 41864, October 5, 2008 4:11 am ET
by snail
My nervous mantra:
Please let it be a date. Please
let it be a date.
Haiku # 41863, October 4, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by snail
I close my eyes, breathe,
focus on the stillness to
push down my feelings.
Haiku # 41862, October 4, 2008 8:21 pm ET
by snail of social phobia
how long will it last
the bad moods, the good, like the
seasons, weather...or not
Haiku # 41860, October 4, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
and why did it put
something on here twice, egads
does it need oil check?
Haiku # 41859, October 4, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41858, October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
the world has fallen
out from my feet, and I am
spinning in orbit
Haiku # 41857, October 4, 2008 12:46 pm ET
by bs
I only like rain
when I am indoors. It sounds
better than it feels.
Haiku # 41855, October 3, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by snail
Vince, I love that one.
It says so much so simply.
Keep up the good work.
Haiku # 41854, October 3, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by snail of appreciation
Hawaiian shirt day
I wear them so damn much though
Friday every day
Haiku # 41853, October 3, 2008 12:25 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
how many pixels
for screens to depict a sky
want hi-def? go out
Haiku # 41852, October 3, 2008 9:56 am ET
by vince
Sensitive artist,
timidly bold and unique,
let your eyes touch me.
Haiku # 41851, October 3, 2008 12:07 am ET
by snail
I'm falling hard for
a shy guy who is just too
overwhelmed by me.
Haiku # 41850, October 2, 2008 11:59 pm ET
by snail in real life!
Curses, Red Baron!
Once again you have flown by,
And shot down my plane!
Haiku # 41849, October 2, 2008 6:51 pm ET
by Leamony of Washington
former love fades
candle light discovers her
soft quiet beauty
Haiku # 41848, October 2, 2008 6:10 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
an older woman
awakens during autumn
giggles and sunshine
Haiku # 41847, October 2, 2008 5:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
oh stupid oceans
i'd shun its many fishes
for someone like you
Haiku # 41846, October 2, 2008 1:27 pm ET
by vince
what is "fight or flight"?
instinctual apathy
makes a lot more sense
Haiku # 41845, October 1, 2008 10:47 pm ET
by sf
would have been good; but
ruined by apostrophes
in case you wonder
Haiku # 41844, October 1, 2008 1:45 pm ET
by vince
every time you say
Haiku # 41843, October 1, 2008 1:41 pm ET
by vince
funny how this works
into words, more than ever
but less talkative
Haiku # 41842, October 1, 2008 9:42 am ET
by vince
Public seduction
A turn on or a turn off
Only you decide
Haiku # 41841, September 30, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by Tisme
dot matrix printers
make more noise to compensate
showing importance
Haiku # 41840, September 30, 2008 5:19 pm ET
by vince
yes women are quite
subtle, sometimes...and sometimes
horndawgy as men
Haiku # 41839, September 30, 2008 3:52 pm ET
by bs
man, I just got hugged
and i was shocked, i never
knew I was um, cute...
Haiku # 41838, September 30, 2008 2:46 pm ET
by bs
all get excited
bartender inbibing now
rarely drinks smiles less
Haiku # 41837, September 30, 2008 11:44 am ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
women are subtle
get the hint when they serve tea
left purposely cold
Haiku # 41836, September 30, 2008 9:33 am ET
by vince
there's so much to do
i don't know where to begin
and thus i don't start
Haiku # 41835, September 30, 2008 6:10 am ET
by ash
desperately seeking
girl with indie attitude
bangs are required
Haiku # 41834, September 30, 2008 5:38 am ET
by sf
I would have confessed.
"Be direct" he said, then he
kept flirting with her.
Haiku # 41833, September 30, 2008 5:13 am ET
by snail of rejection
cartoon marathon
on saturday afternoon
seize the fucking day
Haiku # 41832, September 30, 2008 4:57 am ET
by sf
Procrastination?
Discussing a waste of time
Is a waste of time?
Haiku # 41831, September 30, 2008 2:42 am ET
by Tisme
procrastination
it can be quite offputting
better avoid it
Haiku # 41830, September 30, 2008 1:52 am ET
by ash
knowing what to do
and actually doing it
i put it all off...
Haiku # 41829, September 29, 2008 12:22 pm ET
by bs
pretty little thing
who freckle in the sunlight
what else can you do?
Haiku # 41828, September 29, 2008 9:03 am ET
by vince
explosive neurons
a line of zoloft inhaled
to the happy place
Haiku # 41827, September 29, 2008 5:13 am ET
by sf
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