Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

cheese or chocolate
I want my happiness dipped
my lips then clean lick
Haiku # 41910, October 8, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by fondue without dick
just dance with yourself
then sweating will be easy
no embarassment
Haiku # 41909, October 8, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by billy idol has a tight ass
serious the slut
she's laying down on the job
that's total focus
Haiku # 41908, October 8, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by stenchy wenchy
I want to touch him
so badly that my skin aches
when I say his name.
Haiku # 41907, October 8, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by snail
His anxiety
got the better of us both.
Dancing got canceled.
Haiku # 41906, October 8, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by snail, who lied about not being disappointed
I've not much to say
your life's so interesting..
and it stays that way
Haiku # 41905, October 8, 2008 1:34 pm ET
by 24 hours of air
why debate just ig...
just say your peace and go but
they say theirs as well
Haiku # 41904, October 8, 2008 1:13 pm ET
by bs
encompassed a mile
gravel slide beneath the wheels
still looking for signs
Haiku # 41903, October 8, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by vince
I'm off to Paris
With the artist Soryna
Not heard of her yet?
Haiku # 41902, October 8, 2008 4:28 am ET
by Tisme
Her skin is so black
Tall and elegant dancer
From Caracou isle

"I was in caracou"
I was there this august time
I described her town

We laugh and we dance
said "She'll come to bed with me"
Man I love travel
Haiku # 41901, October 8, 2008 4:12 am ET
by Tisme
light from the low sun
Colours are like old sepia
Casting long shadows
Haiku # 41900, October 8, 2008 3:53 am ET
by Tisme
"Bad" haiku works when
security allows for
creative freedom.
Haiku # 41899, October 8, 2008 1:38 am ET
by snail
emptied beer cans strewn
amid spilled wine carafes... swoon
vomit at the moon
Haiku # 41898, October 8, 2008 12:47 am ET
by Lush
A feeble debate
Whilst marionettes conflate
Sooner masturbate
Haiku # 41897, October 8, 2008 12:40 am ET
by Lush
Bad Haiku, first rule:
Don't sumbit sublime poems.
Vince seems unctuous.
Haiku # 41896, October 8, 2008 12:38 am ET
by Lush
a lonely evening
ends with appreciation
thanks, you made my day
Haiku # 41895, October 7, 2008 11:16 pm ET
by vince
Vince is a genius,
in case anyone had doubts.
That "stars" poem rocks.
Haiku # 41894, October 7, 2008 6:11 pm ET
by snail
I'm glad he doesn't
use his computer for fun.
My secrets are safe.
Haiku # 41893, October 7, 2008 6:09 pm ET
by snail
tan young beauty skates
vagabond crooning badly
tourists mostly spent
Haiku # 41892, October 7, 2008 5:20 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
consecrated space
frenzied by a deity
the fanatic zone
Haiku # 41891, October 7, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by devotion is his lotion
well they are getting
better so I feel like I
have to raise my bar...
Haiku # 41890, October 7, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
I read bad haiku
and almost every day
some are good some bad
Haiku # 41889, October 7, 2008 10:35 am ET
by mellie
Vince. Liked the haiku
Challenging our perceptions
Depth and thoughtfulness
Haiku # 41888, October 7, 2008 7:51 am ET
by Tisme reaching for the stars
Learn to follow, trust
Dancing's about connection
Mental, physical
Haiku # 41887, October 7, 2008 5:28 am ET
by Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Tisme
i collect those stars
but i keep them in the sky
where there is more space
Haiku # 41886, October 7, 2008 12:08 am ET
by vince
Is ballroom dancing
difficult? I'm afraid to
trip over his feet.
Haiku # 41885, October 6, 2008 11:31 pm ET
by snail
Tomorrow he plans
to touch me for the first time,
teaching me to dance.
Haiku # 41884, October 6, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by snail
I don't know for sure
who the competition is.
I hope he picks me.
Haiku # 41883, October 6, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by snail
Always far away,
maybe you can avoid bills.
Become a nomad.
Haiku # 41882, October 6, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by snail
it hits the fan, the
tower falls, crashing, and all
say the mantra...sh-
Haiku # 41881, October 6, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
slow car takes uphill
burdened by bumper stickers
collecting stray thoughts
Haiku # 41880, October 6, 2008 10:20 am ET
by vince
In this world of ours
There are givers and takers
I give till it hurts
Haiku # 41879, October 6, 2008 7:22 am ET
by tisme
we have tyo decide
what we want in life that's all
travel or pay bills
Haiku # 41878, October 6, 2008 7:08 am ET
by tisme
You get to travel
whenever you please, it seems.
I wish I could go.
Haiku # 41877, October 6, 2008 6:22 am ET
by snail
I'm off to Paris
A long weekend of pleasure
Who's comming with me?
Haiku # 41876, October 6, 2008 6:09 am ET
by Tisme
I laughed till I choked
Sums up human condition
In just four haiku's
Haiku # 41875, October 6, 2008 6:05 am ET
by Tisme
That's what they told me
when I fell from a bar stool.
"You're one of us now."
Haiku # 41874, October 6, 2008 5:12 am ET
by snail, embarrassed by strange rites of passage
you're on the record
we all have haiku like that
now you're one of us
Haiku # 41873, October 6, 2008 4:58 am ET
by ash
I'd like to take back
the last haiku that I wrote.
I get in strange moods.
Haiku # 41872, October 6, 2008 4:16 am ET
by snail of apology for inappropriate expression
perseveration
it's a symptom, not haiku
take the medicine
Haiku # 41871, October 5, 2008 9:13 pm ET
by ash
Erotic writing
experiments make me so
wet my pussy drips.
Haiku # 41870, October 5, 2008 8:37 pm ET
by snail of the cute cat euphemism
hampered by limits
each haiku reflects pages
of unfinished dreams
Haiku # 41868, October 5, 2008 2:06 pm ET
by vince of thanks ash
Haiku
So, so bad
Haiku
Haiku # 41867, October 5, 2008 6:26 am ET
by Jadedog121212 of VB, VA
the unknown poet
come and fuck with bad haiku
you love us long time
Haiku # 41866, October 5, 2008 5:02 am ET
by ash
My gentle artist:
delicate, sensitive and
hopefully not gay.
Haiku # 41865, October 5, 2008 4:14 am ET
by snail
I hope I don't start
shaking when he touches me
to teach me dancing.
Haiku # 41864, October 5, 2008 4:11 am ET
by snail
My nervous mantra:
Please let it be a date. Please
let it be a date.
Haiku # 41863, October 4, 2008 8:23 pm ET
by snail
I close my eyes, breathe,
focus on the stillness to
push down my feelings.
Haiku # 41862, October 4, 2008 8:21 pm ET
by snail of social phobia
how long will it last
the bad moods, the good, like the
seasons, weather...or not
Haiku # 41860, October 4, 2008 1:25 pm ET
by bs
and why did it put
something on here twice, egads
does it need oil check?
Haiku # 41859, October 4, 2008 12:47 pm ET
by bs
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