to sound hallmark card-
ish and using lots of words
that end in -tion...shun

to be all consumed
by love and the downfall of
subconcious dreamers

when people get used
to something, it doesn't hit
hard so much, ne-more

I woke up to thoughts
of his body pressing so
gently against mine.

my cousin tells lies
you look the same now as then
twenty years past

some things never change
and that can be a good thing
or it can be bad

digits flit, encrypt
easily deciphered shit
surface inhibits

donut glaze encased
i flee sucrose yet submit
and lie, comatose

my robe slips aside
exposing to fall, mine hide
nude upon the tile

bloody cursor looms
blood alcohol content croons
sing the flash acid

I would throw myself
at you if I knew for sure
that you would catch me.

He hugged me and I
felt my heart bursting with the
unbearable joy.

Eccentricity
allows artists more freedom.
I will dress strangely.

Returning once more
To advance myself further
Get it right this time

I know it's the end.
Dying doesn't scare me, but
dying alone does.

Warm night at Knotts Haunt
Two beautiful scared women
hold tightly to me

you're like an infant
strapped in a car seat, cooing
just before the crash

manner oblivious
no content, no context all there
pretext determined

Brief eye contact on
the third pseudo-date is not
quite enough for me.

Tomorrow we plan
to interact without speech,
forcing us to look.

the old man's head turned
his car smashed into a pole
as he looked at boobs

quiet remorse loom
over bowls of cereal
add some more raisins

You're grammars so bad
that you're error's shore distract.
There like juvenile!

(This is not for a
specific person. It's a
general complaint,

designed to be an
ironic expression of
something trivial.)

since yesterdays gone
there once was a sea right there
time changes so much

William Nippress
Darth Gaydar

Ash
Storm Pooper

Gay Star Wars themed
wedding!!!!

couch potato trials
apathy and regret for responsible plop

No you don't know me
But i've used loads of odd
names
I've been here for years

Kant got something right
with the "categorical
imperative," yes.

according to this
its been a really long time
Tisme do I know???

Ron Paul may not have
a chance, but I won't vote for
"the lesser evil."

boston emit smells
like thrash left out in the rain
which indeed it is

vote mcsame as bush
nobama joe six-pack *wink*
i approve this mess

Oh its not boredom
Will I find the right woman?
Woman of my dreams?

I've looked all my life
I've met her several times
But she is married

She is just too young
Or she is too old for me
Lives too far away

Our lives move forward
A little step at a time
Inch by so slow inch

you don't have to write
anything if you get bored.
I enjoy it, though.

It takes focus to
type out fantasies that are
better than real life.

Sums it up for me
Autumns light. Misty mornings
Muted red brown leaves

Erotic Writing
requires real concentration
Harder than it looks

Well Internet chick
Is it really all that time?
I thought, was last year?

Sepia again
This morning there's not a cloud
Sunshine in Paris?

Welcome back. I don't
remember you, but I've been
gone even longer.

december 18th
two thousand and two, was the
last time I was here

I missed all the fun,
writting all of these haikus,
but glad I'm back now

Live dangerously
because there isn't much time
to fear the ending.

I'm leaving one now.
Perhaps I should be discreet
when I crawl away.

when you go away
take your stuff and move along
do you leave a trail?

well I admit it
it totally makes me mad
but then why?? really???

Narcissistic hope:
We may be too much alike.
We both have "issues."

At least he's not gay.
He is just delightfully
feminine, it seems.

his pants were burning
the water was dirty too
I don't wonder why

love never despairs
anything in excess time
that music kisses