Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

when you go away
take your stuff and move along
do you leave a trail?
Haiku # 41924, October 8, 2008 7:42 pm ET
by hee hee
well I admit it
it totally makes me mad
but then why?? really???
Haiku # 41923, October 8, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by u r a BIG FAT jerK!!! ;)
Narcissistic hope:
We may be too much alike.
We both have "issues."
Haiku # 41922, October 8, 2008 5:35 pm ET
by snail
At least he's not gay.
He is just delightfully
feminine, it seems.
Haiku # 41921, October 8, 2008 5:30 pm ET
by snail
his pants were burning
the water was dirty too
I don't wonder why
Haiku # 41920, October 8, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by aim stright and you may hit your target
love never despairs
anything in excess time
that music kisses
Haiku # 41919, October 8, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by when in love with love..and oh freak a e gadszzzzz ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wish he relaxed
around me like I do when
I am around him.
Haiku # 41918, October 8, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by snail wants the healing to be mutual
With him, I can use
the phone again. Phobias
don't get in my way.
Haiku # 41917, October 8, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by snail
eager excitement
from beginning to the end
war's tongue slips inside
Haiku # 41916, October 8, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by the best of you
Connecting this way
was always impossible
until I met him.
Haiku # 41915, October 8, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by snail
sanguine nail down love
suggestive woman's royals
will of desire
Haiku # 41914, October 8, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by smellin like a rose
We're so much alike
that there is incompleteness
in being apart.
Haiku # 41913, October 8, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by snail feels halved
I guess it tells me
that he isn't ready yet.
Maybe he won't be.
Haiku # 41912, October 8, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by snail of miserable possibilities
pay attention now
the split has a good purpose
what does it tell you?
Haiku # 41911, October 8, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by the F layer
cheese or chocolate
I want my happiness dipped
my lips then clean lick
Haiku # 41910, October 8, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by fondue without dick
just dance with yourself
then sweating will be easy
no embarassment
Haiku # 41909, October 8, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by billy idol has a tight ass
serious the slut
she's laying down on the job
that's total focus
Haiku # 41908, October 8, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by stenchy wenchy
I want to touch him
so badly that my skin aches
when I say his name.
Haiku # 41907, October 8, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by snail
His anxiety
got the better of us both.
Dancing got canceled.
Haiku # 41906, October 8, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by snail, who lied about not being disappointed
I've not much to say
your life's so interesting..
and it stays that way
Haiku # 41905, October 8, 2008 1:34 pm ET
by 24 hours of air
why debate just ig...
just say your peace and go but
they say theirs as well
Haiku # 41904, October 8, 2008 1:13 pm ET
by bs
encompassed a mile
gravel slide beneath the wheels
still looking for signs
Haiku # 41903, October 8, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by vince
I'm off to Paris
With the artist Soryna
Not heard of her yet?
Haiku # 41902, October 8, 2008 4:28 am ET
by Tisme
Her skin is so black
Tall and elegant dancer
From Caracou isle

"I was in caracou"
I was there this august time
I described her town

We laugh and we dance
said "She'll come to bed with me"
Man I love travel
Haiku # 41901, October 8, 2008 4:12 am ET
by Tisme
light from the low sun
Colours are like old sepia
Casting long shadows
Haiku # 41900, October 8, 2008 3:53 am ET
by Tisme
"Bad" haiku works when
security allows for
creative freedom.
Haiku # 41899, October 8, 2008 1:38 am ET
by snail
emptied beer cans strewn
amid spilled wine carafes... swoon
vomit at the moon
Haiku # 41898, October 8, 2008 12:47 am ET
by Lush
A feeble debate
Whilst marionettes conflate
Sooner masturbate
Haiku # 41897, October 8, 2008 12:40 am ET
by Lush
Bad Haiku, first rule:
Don't sumbit sublime poems.
Vince seems unctuous.
Haiku # 41896, October 8, 2008 12:38 am ET
by Lush
a lonely evening
ends with appreciation
thanks, you made my day
Haiku # 41895, October 7, 2008 11:16 pm ET
by vince
Vince is a genius,
in case anyone had doubts.
That "stars" poem rocks.
Haiku # 41894, October 7, 2008 6:11 pm ET
by snail
I'm glad he doesn't
use his computer for fun.
My secrets are safe.
Haiku # 41893, October 7, 2008 6:09 pm ET
by snail
tan young beauty skates
vagabond crooning badly
tourists mostly spent
Haiku # 41892, October 7, 2008 5:20 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
consecrated space
frenzied by a deity
the fanatic zone
Haiku # 41891, October 7, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by devotion is his lotion
well they are getting
better so I feel like I
have to raise my bar...
Haiku # 41890, October 7, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
I read bad haiku
and almost every day
some are good some bad
Haiku # 41889, October 7, 2008 10:35 am ET
by mellie
Vince. Liked the haiku
Challenging our perceptions
Depth and thoughtfulness
Haiku # 41888, October 7, 2008 7:51 am ET
by Tisme reaching for the stars
Learn to follow, trust
Dancing's about connection
Mental, physical
Haiku # 41887, October 7, 2008 5:28 am ET
by Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Tisme
i collect those stars
but i keep them in the sky
where there is more space
Haiku # 41886, October 7, 2008 12:08 am ET
by vince
Is ballroom dancing
difficult? I'm afraid to
trip over his feet.
Haiku # 41885, October 6, 2008 11:31 pm ET
by snail
Tomorrow he plans
to touch me for the first time,
teaching me to dance.
Haiku # 41884, October 6, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by snail
I don't know for sure
who the competition is.
I hope he picks me.
Haiku # 41883, October 6, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by snail
Always far away,
maybe you can avoid bills.
Become a nomad.
Haiku # 41882, October 6, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by snail
it hits the fan, the
tower falls, crashing, and all
say the mantra...sh-
Haiku # 41881, October 6, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
slow car takes uphill
burdened by bumper stickers
collecting stray thoughts
Haiku # 41880, October 6, 2008 10:20 am ET
by vince
In this world of ours
There are givers and takers
I give till it hurts
Haiku # 41879, October 6, 2008 7:22 am ET
by tisme
we have tyo decide
what we want in life that's all
travel or pay bills
Haiku # 41878, October 6, 2008 7:08 am ET
by tisme
You get to travel
whenever you please, it seems.
I wish I could go.
Haiku # 41877, October 6, 2008 6:22 am ET
by snail
I'm off to Paris
A long weekend of pleasure
Who's comming with me?
Haiku # 41876, October 6, 2008 6:09 am ET
by Tisme
I laughed till I choked
Sums up human condition
In just four haiku's
Haiku # 41875, October 6, 2008 6:05 am ET
by Tisme
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