Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 318 Days and 78440 Haiku later...
when you go away
take your stuff and move along
do you leave a trail?
Haiku # 41924 ↗ October 8, 2008 7:42 pm ET
by hee hee
well I admit it
it totally makes me mad
but then why?? really???
Haiku # 41923 ↗ October 8, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by u r a BIG FAT jerK!!! ;)
Narcissistic hope:
We may be too much alike.
We both have "issues."
Haiku # 41922 ↗ October 8, 2008 5:35 pm ET
by snail
At least he's not gay.
He is just delightfully
feminine, it seems.
Haiku # 41921 ↗ October 8, 2008 5:30 pm ET
by snail
his pants were burning
the water was dirty too
I don't wonder why
Haiku # 41920 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by aim stright and you may hit your target
love never despairs
anything in excess time
that music kisses
Haiku # 41919 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by when in love with love..and oh freak a e gadszzzzz ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wish he relaxed
around me like I do when
I am around him.
Haiku # 41918 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by snail wants the healing to be mutual
With him, I can use
the phone again. Phobias
don't get in my way.
Haiku # 41917 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by snail
eager excitement
from beginning to the end
war's tongue slips inside
Haiku # 41916 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by the best of you
Connecting this way
was always impossible
until I met him.
Haiku # 41915 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by snail
sanguine nail down love
suggestive woman's royals
will of desire
Haiku # 41914 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by smellin like a rose
We're so much alike
that there is incompleteness
in being apart.
Haiku # 41913 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by snail feels halved
I guess it tells me
that he isn't ready yet.
Maybe he won't be.
Haiku # 41912 ↗ October 8, 2008 2:00 pm ET
by snail of miserable possibilities
pay attention now
the split has a good purpose
what does it tell you?
Haiku # 41911 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:57 pm ET
by the F layer
cheese or chocolate
I want my happiness dipped
my lips then clean lick
Haiku # 41910 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:48 pm ET
by fondue without dick
just dance with yourself
then sweating will be easy
no embarassment
Haiku # 41909 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:42 pm ET
by billy idol has a tight ass
serious the slut
she's laying down on the job
that's total focus
Haiku # 41908 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by stenchy wenchy
I want to touch him
so badly that my skin aches
when I say his name.
Haiku # 41907 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:39 pm ET
by snail
His anxiety
got the better of us both.
Dancing got canceled.
Haiku # 41906 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:37 pm ET
by snail, who lied about not being disappointed
I've not much to say
your life's so interesting..
and it stays that way
Haiku # 41905 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:34 pm ET
by 24 hours of air
why debate just ig...
just say your peace and go but
they say theirs as well
Haiku # 41904 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:13 pm ET
by bs
encompassed a mile
gravel slide beneath the wheels
still looking for signs
Haiku # 41903 ↗ October 8, 2008 12:56 pm ET
by vince
I'm off to Paris
With the artist Soryna
Not heard of her yet?
Haiku # 41902 ↗ October 8, 2008 4:28 am ET
by Tisme
Her skin is so black
Tall and elegant dancer
From Caracou isle

"I was in caracou"
I was there this august time
I described her town

We laugh and we dance
said "She'll come to bed with me"
Man I love travel
Haiku # 41901 ↗ October 8, 2008 4:12 am ET
by Tisme
light from the low sun
Colours are like old sepia
Casting long shadows
Haiku # 41900 ↗ October 8, 2008 3:53 am ET
by Tisme
"Bad" haiku works when
security allows for
creative freedom.
Haiku # 41899 ↗ October 8, 2008 1:38 am ET
by snail
emptied beer cans strewn
amid spilled wine carafes... swoon
vomit at the moon
Haiku # 41898 ↗ October 8, 2008 12:47 am ET
by Lush
A feeble debate
Whilst marionettes conflate
Sooner masturbate
Haiku # 41897 ↗ October 8, 2008 12:40 am ET
by Lush
Bad Haiku, first rule:
Don't sumbit sublime poems.
Vince seems unctuous.
Haiku # 41896 ↗ October 8, 2008 12:38 am ET
by Lush
a lonely evening
ends with appreciation
thanks, you made my day
Haiku # 41895 ↗ October 7, 2008 11:16 pm ET
by vince
Vince is a genius,
in case anyone had doubts.
That "stars" poem rocks.
Haiku # 41894 ↗ October 7, 2008 6:11 pm ET
by snail
I'm glad he doesn't
use his computer for fun.
My secrets are safe.
Haiku # 41893 ↗ October 7, 2008 6:09 pm ET
by snail
tan young beauty skates
vagabond crooning badly
tourists mostly spent
Haiku # 41892 ↗ October 7, 2008 5:20 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
consecrated space
frenzied by a deity
the fanatic zone
Haiku # 41891 ↗ October 7, 2008 1:49 pm ET
by devotion is his lotion
well they are getting
better so I feel like I
have to raise my bar...
Haiku # 41890 ↗ October 7, 2008 12:58 pm ET
by bs
I read bad haiku
and almost every day
some are good some bad
Haiku # 41889 ↗ October 7, 2008 10:35 am ET
by mellie
Vince. Liked the haiku
Challenging our perceptions
Depth and thoughtfulness
Haiku # 41888 ↗ October 7, 2008 7:51 am ET
by Tisme reaching for the stars
Learn to follow, trust
Dancing's about connection
Mental, physical
Haiku # 41887 ↗ October 7, 2008 5:28 am ET
by Dancing is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. Tisme
i collect those stars
but i keep them in the sky
where there is more space
Haiku # 41886 ↗ October 7, 2008 12:08 am ET
by vince
Is ballroom dancing
difficult? I'm afraid to
trip over his feet.
Haiku # 41885 ↗ October 6, 2008 11:31 pm ET
by snail
Tomorrow he plans
to touch me for the first time,
teaching me to dance.
Haiku # 41884 ↗ October 6, 2008 11:29 pm ET
by snail
I don't know for sure
who the competition is.
I hope he picks me.
Haiku # 41883 ↗ October 6, 2008 11:22 pm ET
by snail
Always far away,
maybe you can avoid bills.
Become a nomad.
Haiku # 41882 ↗ October 6, 2008 2:43 pm ET
by snail
it hits the fan, the
tower falls, crashing, and all
say the mantra...sh-
Haiku # 41881 ↗ October 6, 2008 1:02 pm ET
by bs
slow car takes uphill
burdened by bumper stickers
collecting stray thoughts
Haiku # 41880 ↗ October 6, 2008 10:20 am ET
by vince
In this world of ours
There are givers and takers
I give till it hurts
Haiku # 41879 ↗ October 6, 2008 7:22 am ET
by tisme
we have tyo decide
what we want in life that's all
travel or pay bills
Haiku # 41878 ↗ October 6, 2008 7:08 am ET
by tisme
You get to travel
whenever you please, it seems.
I wish I could go.
Haiku # 41877 ↗ October 6, 2008 6:22 am ET
by snail
I'm off to Paris
A long weekend of pleasure
Who's comming with me?
Haiku # 41876 ↗ October 6, 2008 6:09 am ET
by Tisme
I laughed till I choked
Sums up human condition
In just four haiku's
Haiku # 41875 ↗ October 6, 2008 6:05 am ET
by Tisme