You're grammars so bad
that you're error's shore distract.
There like juvenile!

(This is not for a
specific person. It's a
general complaint,

designed to be an
ironic expression of
something trivial.)

since yesterdays gone
there once was a sea right there
time changes so much

William Nippress
Darth Gaydar

Ash
Storm Pooper

Gay Star Wars themed
wedding!!!!

couch potato trials
apathy and regret for responsible plop

No you don't know me
But i've used loads of odd
names
I've been here for years

Kant got something right
with the "categorical
imperative," yes.

according to this
its been a really long time
Tisme do I know???

Ron Paul may not have
a chance, but I won't vote for
"the lesser evil."

boston emit smells
like thrash left out in the rain
which indeed it is

vote mcsame as bush
nobama joe six-pack *wink*
i approve this mess

Oh its not boredom
Will I find the right woman?
Woman of my dreams?

I've looked all my life
I've met her several times
But she is married

She is just too young
Or she is too old for me
Lives too far away

Our lives move forward
A little step at a time
Inch by so slow inch

you don't have to write
anything if you get bored.
I enjoy it, though.

It takes focus to
type out fantasies that are
better than real life.

Sums it up for me
Autumns light. Misty mornings
Muted red brown leaves

Erotic Writing
requires real concentration
Harder than it looks

Well Internet chick
Is it really all that time?
I thought, was last year?

Sepia again
This morning there's not a cloud
Sunshine in Paris?

Welcome back. I don't
remember you, but I've been
gone even longer.

december 18th
two thousand and two, was the
last time I was here

I missed all the fun,
writting all of these haikus,
but glad I'm back now

Live dangerously
because there isn't much time
to fear the ending.

I'm leaving one now.
Perhaps I should be discreet
when I crawl away.

when you go away
take your stuff and move along
do you leave a trail?

well I admit it
it totally makes me mad
but then why?? really???

Narcissistic hope:
We may be too much alike.
We both have "issues."

At least he's not gay.
He is just delightfully
feminine, it seems.

his pants were burning
the water was dirty too
I don't wonder why

love never despairs
anything in excess time
that music kisses

I wish he relaxed
around me like I do when
I am around him.

With him, I can use
the phone again. Phobias
don't get in my way.

eager excitement
from beginning to the end
war's tongue slips inside

Connecting this way
was always impossible
until I met him.

sanguine nail down love
suggestive woman's royals
will of desire

We're so much alike
that there is incompleteness
in being apart.

I guess it tells me
that he isn't ready yet.
Maybe he won't be.

pay attention now
the split has a good purpose
what does it tell you?

cheese or chocolate
I want my happiness dipped
my lips then clean lick

just dance with yourself
then sweating will be easy
no embarassment

serious the slut
she's laying down on the job
that's total focus

I want to touch him
so badly that my skin aches
when I say his name.

His anxiety
got the better of us both.
Dancing got canceled.

I've not much to say
your life's so interesting..
and it stays that way

why debate just ig...
just say your peace and go but
they say theirs as well

encompassed a mile
gravel slide beneath the wheels
still looking for signs

I'm off to Paris
With the artist Soryna
Not heard of her yet?

Her skin is so black
Tall and elegant dancer
From Caracou isle

"I was in caracou"
I was there this august time
I described her town

We laugh and we dance
said "She'll come to bed with me"
Man I love travel

light from the low sun
Colours are like old sepia
Casting long shadows

"Bad" haiku works when
security allows for
creative freedom.

emptied beer cans strewn
amid spilled wine carafes... swoon
vomit at the moon

A feeble debate
Whilst marionettes conflate
Sooner masturbate