Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 321 Days and 77293 Haiku later...

digits flit, encrypt
easily deciphered shit
surface inhibits
Haiku # 41963, October 12, 2008 3:49 am ET
by Lush
donut glaze encased
i flee sucrose yet submit
and lie, comatose
Haiku # 41962, October 12, 2008 3:46 am ET
by Lush
my robe slips aside
exposing to fall, mine hide
nude upon the tile
Haiku # 41961, October 12, 2008 3:44 am ET
by Lush
bloody cursor looms
blood alcohol content croons
sing the flash acid
Haiku # 41960, October 12, 2008 3:42 am ET
by Lush
I would throw myself
at you if I knew for sure
that you would catch me.
Haiku # 41959, October 12, 2008 3:05 am ET
by snail
He hugged me and I
felt my heart bursting with the
unbearable joy.
Haiku # 41958, October 11, 2008 10:27 pm ET
by snail in real life!
Eccentricity
allows artists more freedom.
I will dress strangely.
Haiku # 41956, October 11, 2008 5:49 pm ET
by snail
Returning once more
To advance myself further
Get it right this time
Haiku # 41955, October 11, 2008 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Again
I know it's the end.
Dying doesn't scare me, but
dying alone does.
Haiku # 41954, October 11, 2008 4:17 am ET
by snail acknowledges the warning
Warm night at Knotts Haunt
Two beautiful scared women
hold tightly to me
Haiku # 41953, October 10, 2008 9:52 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
you're like an infant
strapped in a car seat, cooing
just before the crash
Haiku # 41952, October 10, 2008 8:50 pm ET
by sf
manner oblivious
no content, no context all there
pretext determined
Haiku # 41951, October 10, 2008 1:55 pm ET
by bs
Brief eye contact on
the third pseudo-date is not
quite enough for me.
Haiku # 41950, October 10, 2008 1:40 pm ET
by snail longs for his touch.
Tomorrow we plan
to interact without speech,
forcing us to look.
Haiku # 41949, October 10, 2008 1:35 pm ET
by snail is nervous
the old man's head turned
his car smashed into a pole
as he looked at boobs
Haiku # 41948, October 10, 2008 12:53 pm ET
by Boob: fool ..Oh irony is fun to play with maybe the old manwas an English prof too!! LOL
quiet remorse loom
over bowls of cereal
add some more raisins
Haiku # 41947, October 10, 2008 9:51 am ET
by vince
You're grammars so bad
that you're error's shore distract.
There like juvenile!

(This is not for a
specific person. It's a
general complaint,

designed to be an
ironic expression of
something trivial.)
Haiku # 41946, October 10, 2008 1:42 am ET
by My imitation of your grammatical ignorance is not a form of flattery.
since yesterdays gone
there once was a sea right there
time changes so much
Haiku # 41945, October 10, 2008 1:17 am ET
by check-s in the mail
William Nippress
Darth Gaydar

Ash
Storm Pooper

Gay Star Wars themed
wedding!!!!
Haiku # 41944, October 9, 2008 7:07 pm ET
by The Unknown
couch potato trials
apathy and regret for responsible plop
Haiku # 41943, October 9, 2008 1:30 pm ET
by bs
No you don't know me
But i've used loads of odd
names
I've been here for years
Haiku # 41942, October 9, 2008 12:38 pm ET
by Tisme
Kant got something right
with the "categorical
imperative," yes.
Haiku # 41941, October 9, 2008 12:23 pm ET
by snail would universalize her current choices
according to this
its been a really long time
Tisme do I know???
Haiku # 41940, October 9, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by some internet chick
Ron Paul may not have
a chance, but I won't vote for
"the lesser evil."
Haiku # 41939, October 9, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by snail of authenticity
boston emit smells
like thrash left out in the rain
which indeed it is
Haiku # 41938, October 9, 2008 9:54 am ET
by vince
vote mcsame as bush
nobama joe six-pack *wink*
i approve this mess
Haiku # 41937, October 9, 2008 9:31 am ET
by vince
Oh its not boredom
Will I find the right woman?
Woman of my dreams?

I've looked all my life
I've met her several times
But she is married

She is just too young
Or she is too old for me
Lives too far away
Haiku # 41936, October 9, 2008 6:06 am ET
by Tisme
Our lives move forward
A little step at a time
Inch by so slow inch
Haiku # 41935, October 9, 2008 5:44 am ET
by Tisme
you don't have to write
anything if you get bored.
I enjoy it, though.
Haiku # 41934, October 9, 2008 5:44 am ET
by snail
It takes focus to
type out fantasies that are
better than real life.
Haiku # 41933, October 9, 2008 5:41 am ET
by snail
Sums it up for me
Autumns light. Misty mornings
Muted red brown leaves
Haiku # 41932, October 9, 2008 5:35 am ET
by Tisme
Erotic Writing
requires real concentration
Harder than it looks
Haiku # 41931, October 9, 2008 5:27 am ET
by Its not wham bang thank you mam
Well Internet chick
Is it really all that time?
I thought, was last year?
Haiku # 41930, October 9, 2008 5:23 am ET
by Tisme
Sepia again
This morning there's not a cloud
Sunshine in Paris?
Haiku # 41929, October 9, 2008 5:16 am ET
by Tisme
Welcome back. I don't
remember you, but I've been
gone even longer.
Haiku # 41928, October 9, 2008 3:37 am ET
by snail
december 18th
two thousand and two, was the
last time I was here

I missed all the fun,
writting all of these haikus,
but glad I'm back now
Haiku # 41927, October 8, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by Some internet chick
Live dangerously
because there isn't much time
to fear the ending.
Haiku # 41926, October 8, 2008 9:02 pm ET
by snail
I'm leaving one now.
Perhaps I should be discreet
when I crawl away.
Haiku # 41925, October 8, 2008 8:54 pm ET
by snail
when you go away
take your stuff and move along
do you leave a trail?
Haiku # 41924, October 8, 2008 7:42 pm ET
by hee hee
well I admit it
it totally makes me mad
but then why?? really???
Haiku # 41923, October 8, 2008 7:40 pm ET
by u r a BIG FAT jerK!!! ;)
Narcissistic hope:
We may be too much alike.
We both have "issues."
Haiku # 41922, October 8, 2008 5:35 pm ET
by snail
At least he's not gay.
He is just delightfully
feminine, it seems.
Haiku # 41921, October 8, 2008 5:30 pm ET
by snail
his pants were burning
the water was dirty too
I don't wonder why
Haiku # 41920, October 8, 2008 2:20 pm ET
by aim stright and you may hit your target
love never despairs
anything in excess time
that music kisses
Haiku # 41919, October 8, 2008 2:15 pm ET
by when in love with love..and oh freak a e gadszzzzz ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wish he relaxed
around me like I do when
I am around him.
Haiku # 41918, October 8, 2008 2:13 pm ET
by snail wants the healing to be mutual
With him, I can use
the phone again. Phobias
don't get in my way.
Haiku # 41917, October 8, 2008 2:11 pm ET
by snail
eager excitement
from beginning to the end
war's tongue slips inside
Haiku # 41916, October 8, 2008 2:09 pm ET
by the best of you
Connecting this way
was always impossible
until I met him.
Haiku # 41915, October 8, 2008 2:07 pm ET
by snail
sanguine nail down love
suggestive woman's royals
will of desire
Haiku # 41914, October 8, 2008 2:05 pm ET
by smellin like a rose
We're so much alike
that there is incompleteness
in being apart.
Haiku # 41913, October 8, 2008 2:04 pm ET
by snail feels halved
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