Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
what happens when
we have to clean the mess of
crimes of dumb passion
Haiku # 40741 March 28, 2008 12:52 pm ET
by black sheep
i wonder if those
who threaten think death will clean
their own lives of filth
Haiku # 40740 March 28, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by black sheep
a person has to
keep going despite all strong
thoughts to contrary
Haiku # 40739 March 28, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
letting it all out
is a huge fear that i have
i often wonder
Haiku # 40738 March 28, 2008 12:43 pm ET
by I admit shameful, guilty, scared, and
fear makes it hard to
stop, but so does joy, people
have reasons to stop
Haiku # 40737 March 28, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
the death threats implied
do I want to kill you back?
pontius pilate? hmm?
Haiku # 40736 March 28, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
but the middle road
NASCAR meets high art, the dreams
themselves seem absurd
Haiku # 40735 March 28, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by black sheep
high brow often looks
dusty, trained to love such works
lowbrow entertains
Haiku # 40734 March 28, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by black sheep
it's like the news here
the moment is fresh, but then
yellowed newsclippings
Haiku # 40733 March 28, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
comes around and round
i'll watch with interest the spin
old is new again



;)
Haiku # 40732 March 28, 2008 11:25 am ET
by all things hot wheels GO GO GO
the eternal grey
morning subdues street sweepers
in a drizzly shade
Haiku # 40731 March 28, 2008 7:00 am ET
by elio
rolling amid dough
cashflow squandered on endo
i am fucking baked
Haiku # 40730 March 28, 2008 2:27 am ET
by Lush
alliteration
consonance concentrated
keep your crap corralled
Haiku # 40729 March 28, 2008 2:24 am ET
by Lush
morbid horseshit, floored
assonance tis prancing, missed
i got the rhyme wrong
Haiku # 40728 March 28, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Lush
wind rippled water
shivers through the reflection
that looks up to me
Haiku # 40727 March 27, 2008 11:32 am ET
by elio
wind rippled water,
shivers through the reflection
looking up at me
Haiku # 40726 March 27, 2008 10:51 am ET
by elio
Hey you who will not stop.

Boasting your prowess
Trust me bo one is impressed
You have some ego

Best describe your Haiku's as.

Dull as ditchwater
Defying all commonsense
Witless doodling
Haiku # 40725 March 27, 2008 6:53 am ET
by William Nippress
convoluted? yes.
ex squeeze me, baking powder
low brow pummels high
Haiku # 40724 March 27, 2008 12:44 am ET
by Lush
l. in preceding
abbreviation: latin
e.g. not briefest
Haiku # 40723 March 27, 2008 12:42 am ET
by Lush
joyce, woolf and hesse
exempli gratia, um...
l. for example
Haiku # 40722 March 27, 2008 12:38 am ET
by Lush
stream of conciousness
not bill faulkner's invention
he just stroked the most
Haiku # 40721 March 27, 2008 12:34 am ET
by Lush
cooley it's not cool
to write too many posts here
stop writing too much
Haiku # 40720 March 26, 2008 10:04 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
detramentally
early life crisis ahead
depression follows
Haiku # 40719 March 26, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by cooley of USA
bunny looks at me funny
i am going to kill it
fate cannot save you
Haiku # 40718 March 26, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pettal shimmers
fire ablaze within it
actually love
Haiku # 40717 March 26, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by cooley of USA
one line at a time
i reveal my compassion.
you are a goddess
Haiku # 40716 March 26, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by cooley of USA
red light,flash and strobe
it is hard not to ignore
just like your beuty
Haiku # 40715 March 26, 2008 9:36 pm ET
by cooley of USA
a haiku to you
beuty like that of roses
LOVE undeniable
Haiku # 40714 March 26, 2008 9:35 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pattern of life
put dow for being funny
this is bigoted
Haiku # 40713 March 26, 2008 9:31 pm ET
by cooley of USA
razor sharp haiku
so witty it could cut you
so wear a band-aid
Haiku # 40712 March 26, 2008 9:30 pm ET
by cooley of USA
this appropriate?
why should it be,i am free
to divulge in art.
Haiku # 40711 March 26, 2008 9:28 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blown into the wind
fire scattered as ashes in air
no fun for humans
Haiku # 40710 March 26, 2008 9:24 pm ET
by cooley of USA
S F that's so true
I can answer in haikus
It is pretty cool
Haiku # 40709 March 26, 2008 8:57 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
myspace and facebook
new friends everday and yet
we are so alone
Haiku # 40708 March 26, 2008 8:35 pm ET
by sf
wait and hide in shoe
the scorpion attacks you
wow! you must feel stupid
Haiku # 40707 March 26, 2008 8:34 pm ET
by cooley of USA
upcoming genuis
rhymes undenyable
the haiku master
Haiku # 40706 March 26, 2008 8:16 pm ET
by cooley of USA
squint eyes really hard
u cant see the road ahead
typical asian
Haiku # 40705 March 26, 2008 8:13 pm ET
by cooley of USA
you cant stop me now
i r invincible now
suck it really hard
Haiku # 40704 March 26, 2008 8:11 pm ET
by cooley of USA
blue crashing down waves
surfer thrown into the deep
the shark wins this round
Haiku # 40703 March 26, 2008 8:05 pm ET
by cooley of USA
douse the raging fire
release your yellow fluids
you do no need water
Haiku # 40702 March 26, 2008 8:03 pm ET
by cooley of USA
c4t w4nts ch33s3burg3r
h3 15 4 gr33dy f4t c4t
h3 d035 n0t g3t 1t
Haiku # 40701 March 26, 2008 8:01 pm ET
by cooley of USA
why did he roll it
you cannot read it like that
thwap! the flys dead
-fly
Haiku # 40700 March 26, 2008 7:58 pm ET
by cooley of USA
fly and take a shit
being a pidgeon is fun
aim for the students
Haiku # 40699 March 26, 2008 7:56 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the dog sprays yellow deficating the green grass
now relieved he leaves
Haiku # 40698 March 26, 2008 7:53 pm ET
by cooley of USA
Emomalimo,
stop sending Haiku's not from
me, saying they are.
Haiku # 40697 March 26, 2008 7:09 pm ET
by The REAL Bob the Snob of The Internet
This is a bad Haiku.
But there is 5 syllables,
7 and then 5.
Haiku # 40696 March 26, 2008 7:05 pm ET
by The REAL (Last one was not me) Bob the Snob of The Internet
a secret kiss
in the shadow
of a lighthouse
Haiku # 40684 March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by phil
Once upon a time,
There was a goldfish, but it
smelled bad, so...THE END
Haiku # 40683 March 26, 2008 4:46 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland ... (this is one of the worst haikus that I have ever written ;)
011001000101010010101
0101010010100101001010
10010100110...binary
Haiku # 40679 March 26, 2008 4:41 pm ET
by Bob The Snob of The Internet
Yeah, who did that,
Don't say that you hate me
Cuz, I'm still here
Haiku # 40678 March 26, 2008 4:33 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland