Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Haiku made easy
First and third lines are of Five
Line two is Seven
Haiku # 40791, March 31, 2008 3:00 am ET
by 5-7-5 Rule of Haiku
people try to be
cool but miss out on the pleasure
of who they are
Haiku # 40790, March 30, 2008 9:55 pm ET
by black sheep
the threat is the speech
of an unkempt child mind that
is mad for cookies...

beeatch, get me an oreo
brotha, I'm real ghetto
Haiku # 40789, March 30, 2008 9:48 pm ET
by black sheep of I mock the overuse of the gangsta thing
the world follows scripts
of subculture and the law
of wild baboon man
Haiku # 40788, March 30, 2008 9:46 pm ET
by black sheep
I tend to think that
if they grow up maybe just
think, "boy that was dumb"
Haiku # 40787, March 30, 2008 9:42 pm ET
by black sheep
abuse your chidlren
break their soft little fingers
so they cannot type
Haiku # 40786, March 30, 2008 7:58 pm ET
by sf
so proud of you dear
high roads and low rides just dirt
i say love em all
Haiku # 40780, March 30, 2008 1:22 pm ET
by oooooohhh baaaaaaahhhbay
the barn
swimming in a sea
of wind blown leaves
Haiku # 40775, March 30, 2008 8:50 am ET
by jack american haiku
empty baseball field
a robin hops along
the bench
Haiku # 40774, March 30, 2008 8:49 am ET
by jack american haiku
in my medicine cabinet
the winter fly has died
of old age
Haiku # 40773, March 30, 2008 8:47 am ET
by jack american haiku
after the shower
amongst the drenched roses
the bird thrashing in a bath
Haiku # 40772, March 30, 2008 8:46 am ET
by jack american haiku
drunk as a hoot owl
writing letters
by thunderstorm
Haiku # 40771, March 30, 2008 8:44 am ET
by jack american haiku
holding up my purring cat
to the moon
i sigh
Haiku # 40770, March 30, 2008 8:43 am ET
by jack american haiku
no telegram
today
only leaves fell
Haiku # 40769, March 30, 2008 8:42 am ET
by jack american haiku
the tree
looks like dogs
barking to heaven
Haiku # 40768, March 30, 2008 8:41 am ET
by jack american haiku
well here i am
two pm
what day is it
Haiku # 40767, March 30, 2008 8:40 am ET
by jack K.
An obvious fact
One that cannot be denied
Haiku has purpose
Haiku # 40766, March 30, 2008 1:27 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
The night, black as pitch
Suddenly, the sky is bright
Flash! A star has died.
Haiku # 40765, March 30, 2008 1:18 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
so i add one more
thought, I've grown with loss and am
not so care free now
Haiku # 40764, March 30, 2008 12:34 am ET
by black sheep
the words spit out at
a pace the mind works at and
no structure is found
Haiku # 40763, March 30, 2008 12:33 am ET
by black sheep
some folks are hyper
i am, and their thoughts go fast
but peace makes great sense
Haiku # 40762, March 30, 2008 12:32 am ET
by black sheep
tangential thought blocks
at max acceleration
derail my fast train
Haiku # 40761, March 29, 2008 8:46 pm ET
by ash
rain drops on glass
weave wind furrowed tracks
like sperm to the womb
Haiku # 40760, March 29, 2008 7:12 pm ET
by elio
sat in this bar -
last nights wine
dry on my lips
Haiku # 40759, March 29, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by elio
fussy hairs
cover a spectacled
cock
Haiku # 40758, March 29, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by funnty pisstake out of me mate...
the star built enough
gases upon gases..til
Kablammy it burst
Haiku # 40757, March 29, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by feeling a bout of dumbgassinmeass
there's a lot of short
bursts of energy waiting
to come out in words
Haiku # 40756, March 29, 2008 12:20 pm ET
by black sheep
man, my haikus suck
because these haikus blow me
out of the site here
Haiku # 40755, March 29, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by black sheep
they trashed the walrus
crtique and blah annoys me
i did understand
Haiku # 40754, March 29, 2008 11:00 am ET
by i wish i couls see the rest
water buffalo
sea lions
sitting on a fence
Haiku # 40753, March 29, 2008 4:10 am ET
by shara
broke soles hopping
over puddles in the street
avoiding wet feet
Haiku # 40752, March 29, 2008 2:42 am ET
by elio
the orange sky,
smoking crack through the night,
will make it go away
Haiku # 40751, March 29, 2008 2:36 am ET
by shara
shit demands mine eye
countertop conflagration
burned toast yet again
Haiku # 40750, March 29, 2008 1:50 am ET
by Lush
logorrheal prick
a sesquipedalian
try the o.e.d.
Haiku # 40749, March 29, 2008 1:49 am ET
by Lush
aerial dander
and rancid coriander
in ass crack, gander
Haiku # 40748, March 29, 2008 1:46 am ET
by Lush
just one small kiss is.......
never no can't wont deny
just withering; die
Haiku # 40747, March 28, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by gahhhhh
take in this long breath
tainted of poison, i love
mark said; can't give up
Haiku # 40746, March 28, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by Mr. Twain had a good point. FUCK
i shall crawl strongly
dust and dirt, come grass and rain
I will sow shadows
Haiku # 40745, March 28, 2008 2:25 pm ET
by it is what I do when I want to
down familiar
heaviest beats upon heart
the floor is pounding
Haiku # 40744, March 28, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by and the puddles grow
ridden of faces
walkways and one woman there
she is but dirty
Haiku # 40743, March 28, 2008 2:18 pm ET
by but i beg of you
or does passion clean
force the move to make the change
could be just messy
Haiku # 40742, March 28, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by clean your room
what happens when
we have to clean the mess of
crimes of dumb passion
Haiku # 40741, March 28, 2008 12:52 pm ET
by black sheep
i wonder if those
who threaten think death will clean
their own lives of filth
Haiku # 40740, March 28, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by black sheep
a person has to
keep going despite all strong
thoughts to contrary
Haiku # 40739, March 28, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
letting it all out
is a huge fear that i have
i often wonder
Haiku # 40738, March 28, 2008 12:43 pm ET
by I admit shameful, guilty, scared, and
fear makes it hard to
stop, but so does joy, people
have reasons to stop
Haiku # 40737, March 28, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
the death threats implied
do I want to kill you back?
pontius pilate? hmm?
Haiku # 40736, March 28, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
but the middle road
NASCAR meets high art, the dreams
themselves seem absurd
Haiku # 40735, March 28, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by black sheep
high brow often looks
dusty, trained to love such works
lowbrow entertains
Haiku # 40734, March 28, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by black sheep
it's like the news here
the moment is fresh, but then
yellowed newsclippings
Haiku # 40733, March 28, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
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