Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
the words spit out at
a pace the mind works at and
no structure is found
Haiku # 40763 March 30, 2008 12:33 am ET
by black sheep
some folks are hyper
i am, and their thoughts go fast
but peace makes great sense
Haiku # 40762 March 30, 2008 12:32 am ET
by black sheep
tangential thought blocks
at max acceleration
derail my fast train
Haiku # 40761 March 29, 2008 8:46 pm ET
by ash
rain drops on glass
weave wind furrowed tracks
like sperm to the womb
Haiku # 40760 March 29, 2008 7:12 pm ET
by elio
sat in this bar -
last nights wine
dry on my lips
Haiku # 40759 March 29, 2008 6:58 pm ET
by elio
fussy hairs
cover a spectacled
cock
Haiku # 40758 March 29, 2008 6:16 pm ET
by funnty pisstake out of me mate...
the star built enough
gases upon gases..til
Kablammy it burst
Haiku # 40757 March 29, 2008 1:28 pm ET
by feeling a bout of dumbgassinmeass
there's a lot of short
bursts of energy waiting
to come out in words
Haiku # 40756 March 29, 2008 12:20 pm ET
by black sheep
man, my haikus suck
because these haikus blow me
out of the site here
Haiku # 40755 March 29, 2008 12:18 pm ET
by black sheep
they trashed the walrus
crtique and blah annoys me
i did understand
Haiku # 40754 March 29, 2008 11:00 am ET
by i wish i couls see the rest
water buffalo
sea lions
sitting on a fence
Haiku # 40753 March 29, 2008 4:10 am ET
by shara
broke soles hopping
over puddles in the street
avoiding wet feet
Haiku # 40752 March 29, 2008 2:42 am ET
by elio
the orange sky,
smoking crack through the night,
will make it go away
Haiku # 40751 March 29, 2008 2:36 am ET
by shara
shit demands mine eye
countertop conflagration
burned toast yet again
Haiku # 40750 March 29, 2008 1:50 am ET
by Lush
logorrheal prick
a sesquipedalian
try the o.e.d.
Haiku # 40749 March 29, 2008 1:49 am ET
by Lush
aerial dander
and rancid coriander
in ass crack, gander
Haiku # 40748 March 29, 2008 1:46 am ET
by Lush
just one small kiss is.......
never no can't wont deny
just withering; die
Haiku # 40747 March 28, 2008 2:28 pm ET
by gahhhhh
take in this long breath
tainted of poison, i love
mark said; can't give up
Haiku # 40746 March 28, 2008 2:27 pm ET
by Mr. Twain had a good point. FUCK
i shall crawl strongly
dust and dirt, come grass and rain
I will sow shadows
Haiku # 40745 March 28, 2008 2:25 pm ET
by it is what I do when I want to
down familiar
heaviest beats upon heart
the floor is pounding
Haiku # 40744 March 28, 2008 2:21 pm ET
by and the puddles grow
ridden of faces
walkways and one woman there
she is but dirty
Haiku # 40743 March 28, 2008 2:18 pm ET
by but i beg of you
or does passion clean
force the move to make the change
could be just messy
Haiku # 40742 March 28, 2008 12:55 pm ET
by clean your room
what happens when
we have to clean the mess of
crimes of dumb passion
Haiku # 40741 March 28, 2008 12:52 pm ET
by black sheep
i wonder if those
who threaten think death will clean
their own lives of filth
Haiku # 40740 March 28, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by black sheep
a person has to
keep going despite all strong
thoughts to contrary
Haiku # 40739 March 28, 2008 12:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
letting it all out
is a huge fear that i have
i often wonder
Haiku # 40738 March 28, 2008 12:43 pm ET
by I admit shameful, guilty, scared, and
fear makes it hard to
stop, but so does joy, people
have reasons to stop
Haiku # 40737 March 28, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
the death threats implied
do I want to kill you back?
pontius pilate? hmm?
Haiku # 40736 March 28, 2008 12:32 pm ET
by black sheep
but the middle road
NASCAR meets high art, the dreams
themselves seem absurd
Haiku # 40735 March 28, 2008 12:31 pm ET
by black sheep
high brow often looks
dusty, trained to love such works
lowbrow entertains
Haiku # 40734 March 28, 2008 12:30 pm ET
by black sheep
it's like the news here
the moment is fresh, but then
yellowed newsclippings
Haiku # 40733 March 28, 2008 12:29 pm ET
by bs
comes around and round
i'll watch with interest the spin
old is new again



;)
Haiku # 40732 March 28, 2008 11:25 am ET
by all things hot wheels GO GO GO
the eternal grey
morning subdues street sweepers
in a drizzly shade
Haiku # 40731 March 28, 2008 7:00 am ET
by elio
rolling amid dough
cashflow squandered on endo
i am fucking baked
Haiku # 40730 March 28, 2008 2:27 am ET
by Lush
alliteration
consonance concentrated
keep your crap corralled
Haiku # 40729 March 28, 2008 2:24 am ET
by Lush
morbid horseshit, floored
assonance tis prancing, missed
i got the rhyme wrong
Haiku # 40728 March 28, 2008 2:21 am ET
by Lush
wind rippled water
shivers through the reflection
that looks up to me
Haiku # 40727 March 27, 2008 11:32 am ET
by elio
wind rippled water,
shivers through the reflection
looking up at me
Haiku # 40726 March 27, 2008 10:51 am ET
by elio
Hey you who will not stop.

Boasting your prowess
Trust me bo one is impressed
You have some ego

Best describe your Haiku's as.

Dull as ditchwater
Defying all commonsense
Witless doodling
Haiku # 40725 March 27, 2008 6:53 am ET
by William Nippress
convoluted? yes.
ex squeeze me, baking powder
low brow pummels high
Haiku # 40724 March 27, 2008 12:44 am ET
by Lush
l. in preceding
abbreviation: latin
e.g. not briefest
Haiku # 40723 March 27, 2008 12:42 am ET
by Lush
joyce, woolf and hesse
exempli gratia, um...
l. for example
Haiku # 40722 March 27, 2008 12:38 am ET
by Lush
stream of conciousness
not bill faulkner's invention
he just stroked the most
Haiku # 40721 March 27, 2008 12:34 am ET
by Lush
cooley it's not cool
to write too many posts here
stop writing too much
Haiku # 40720 March 26, 2008 10:04 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
detramentally
early life crisis ahead
depression follows
Haiku # 40719 March 26, 2008 9:54 pm ET
by cooley of USA
bunny looks at me funny
i am going to kill it
fate cannot save you
Haiku # 40718 March 26, 2008 9:47 pm ET
by cooley of USA
the pettal shimmers
fire ablaze within it
actually love
Haiku # 40717 March 26, 2008 9:45 pm ET
by cooley of USA
one line at a time
i reveal my compassion.
you are a goddess
Haiku # 40716 March 26, 2008 9:38 pm ET
by cooley of USA
red light,flash and strobe
it is hard not to ignore
just like your beuty
Haiku # 40715 March 26, 2008 9:36 pm ET
by cooley of USA
a haiku to you
beuty like that of roses
LOVE undeniable
Haiku # 40714 March 26, 2008 9:35 pm ET
by cooley of USA