Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Girl in my bio class
All she talks about is sex
I turn away, scared

Scared that she, that men
will know my lust, and brand me
pervert! sicko! die!
Haiku # 4068, August 24, 2000 6:42 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Do I really have
problems? I do not know. nor
can anyone tell
Haiku # 4067, August 24, 2000 6:40 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
when you think of it
it's hard to keep the rhythm
breathing in and out
Haiku # 4066, August 24, 2000 6:39 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Social problems are
forgotten when I use comp.
Do I run from them?
Haiku # 4065, August 24, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Nothing about which
to talk; she thinks I hate her.
but it's fear, not hate
Haiku # 4064, August 24, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
So misunderstood!
or am I just that bad? that
they hate me? I'm boring.
Haiku # 4063, August 24, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Old Navy, AF
social status symbols. they
tear the people apart
Haiku # 4062, August 24, 2000 6:31 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Yup i'm a nutcase
I know this all too well. I
just want a true friend
Haiku # 4061, August 24, 2000 6:29 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
I am misled by
the media. they tell me
what to think. i do
Haiku # 4060, August 24, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Three things thought about
in class: music, starcraft, sex
but i am deprived
Haiku # 4059, August 24, 2000 6:27 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
please, leave me alone
quit following me around
and don't call either

I know how that goes
funny, they don't seem to mind
long as you're buying
Haiku # 4058, August 24, 2000 6:26 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
a slack lower lip
does not necessarily
mean dick or no dick
Haiku # 4057, August 24, 2000 6:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I am so lonely
that I go to badhaiku
for company. sad
Haiku # 4056, August 24, 2000 6:24 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
how much does it cost?
depends, how much do you have?
luckily, they match
Haiku # 4055, August 24, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
twisting in the breeze
wrapped in spider web cocoon
the shell of a fly
Haiku # 4054, August 24, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I caress plastic
hand runs up to the fabric
i love my speakers!
Haiku # 4053, August 24, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
take a look at this!
"Wow! how long is it?" she asked
wait, it also grows!
Haiku # 4052, August 24, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by sirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
as per usual
my lost mother got more lost
lace of blood my heart
Haiku # 4051, August 24, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
only had one dream
of my newly dead mother
she wore a red shirt
Haiku # 4050, August 24, 2000 6:11 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
spit dribble crusting
can you hear the molecules
surrender moisture?
Haiku # 4049, August 24, 2000 6:08 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I once had this scar
A great tale...then it faded
How disappointing
Haiku # 4048, August 24, 2000 2:44 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Big dego crack stink
I shall give you a razor
free us from jungle
Haiku # 4047, August 24, 2000 1:43 pm ET
by Kackarott
Focus / F.T.S.
Isn't that feminine spray?
No hot chicks allowed...
Haiku # 4046, August 24, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Playdog of Boston
finger blasting broads
the juices are still flowing
my hand smells like fish
Haiku # 4045, August 24, 2000 12:11 pm ET
by Striper Big Cock
Compaq tests suck cock
84 percent? FUCK YOU!
I shit on keyboard...
Haiku # 4044, August 24, 2000 11:54 am ET
by Kacarott
skinny skinny pete
do not molest your housemates
who will pay the rent
Haiku # 4043, August 24, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Kackarott
snowblind haikuist
curses his resolution
to write more haiku
Haiku # 4042, August 24, 2000 4:18 am ET
by ash
successive haiku
with chronology reversed
lose some coherence
Haiku # 4041, August 24, 2000 4:16 am ET
by ash
Incoming freshman
How Delightfully nervous
They amuse me so
Haiku # 4040, August 23, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
ach! i hate homework!
high school's down. but it's up is
very sexy girls
Haiku # 4039, August 23, 2000 6:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Wizard of Oz
Great film. Those flying monkeys
Really shit me up
Haiku # 4038, August 23, 2000 1:39 pm ET
by Floatation Device
One hand on my mouse.
Whilst the other gently grips
My flacid member
Haiku # 4037, August 23, 2000 1:30 pm ET
by Floatation Device
new site design - nice
those brown bars a bit too long
mess with my mojo
Haiku # 4036, August 23, 2000 9:49 am ET
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas
Riot police walk
me quietly away from
the COMPAQ Deskpro...
Haiku # 4035, August 23, 2000 9:34 am ET
by Andy
Netscape 1.1
Is the browser being used
To submit this one
Haiku # 4034, August 23, 2000 9:21 am ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
I find it so hard
Not to laugh at those people
That say "tremendous"
Haiku # 4033, August 23, 2000 8:25 am ET
by Floatation Device
Pretty young mother
Messing with that pram with your
Skirt over your head.
Haiku # 4032, August 23, 2000 8:16 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I wonder whether
The thimble market remains
As popular now.
Haiku # 4031, August 23, 2000 8:14 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Let's all swap bodies
Just for a limited time
To see what happens
Haiku # 4030, August 23, 2000 8:11 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Database-driven,
User-friendly, but sadly
No dickhead filter.
Haiku # 4029, August 23, 2000 8:07 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I photo my dog
Her eyes seem to say, call the
R.S.P.C.A.
Haiku # 4028, August 23, 2000 8:07 am ET
by Floatation Device
Now if this window
Just resized with the browser
All the geeks would smile
Haiku # 4027, August 23, 2000 8:00 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Transparent trousers
Revealing skimpy panties
That aren't transparent
Haiku # 4026, August 23, 2000 7:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I spilled my cracked wheat
On the lap of my Gap pants
Bitter irony?
Haiku # 4025, August 23, 2000 7:57 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
depression chicken
if only walker evans
photographed poultry
Haiku # 4024, August 22, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by r'n'd of fridge
Troubled teenager?
Talk show solutions are best
Send them to boot camp!
Haiku # 4023, August 22, 2000 5:08 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town USA
29 30!
crazy party for janis!
come to toronto!
Haiku # 4022, August 22, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by Keep the dream alive of Tantanitia
Computer free me
From all of humanity's
Silly bureaucrats
Haiku # 4021, August 22, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by Janis of Culver City
Across the Country
Two and a half days crying
I need trucker pills
Haiku # 4020, August 22, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Janis of Culver City
my only love is
the goliath birdeater
so soft and hairy
Haiku # 4019, August 22, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by guess who? of guess where?
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