a slack lower lip
does not necessarily
mean dick or no dick
by mount madonna mama
I am so lonely
that I go to badhaiku
for company. sad
by Guy Montag of IN
how much does it cost?
depends, how much do you have?
luckily, they match
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
twisting in the breeze
wrapped in spider web cocoon
the shell of a fly
by mount madonna mama
I caress plastic
hand runs up to the fabric
i love my speakers!
by Guy Montag of IN
take a look at this!
"Wow! how long is it?" she asked
wait, it also grows!
by sirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
as per usual
my lost mother got more lost
lace of blood my heart
by mount madonna mama
only had one dream
of my newly dead mother
she wore a red shirt
by mount madonna mama
spit dribble crusting
can you hear the molecules
surrender moisture?
by mount madonna mama
I once had this scar
A great tale...then it faded
How disappointing
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Big dego crack stink
I shall give you a razor
free us from jungle
by Kackarott
Focus / F.T.S.
Isn't that feminine spray?
No hot chicks allowed...
by Playdog of Boston
finger blasting broads
the juices are still flowing
my hand smells like fish
by Striper Big Cock
Compaq tests suck cock
84 percent? FUCK YOU!
I shit on keyboard...
by Kacarott
skinny skinny pete
do not molest your housemates
who will pay the rent
by Kackarott
snowblind haikuist
curses his resolution
to write more haiku
by ash
successive haiku
with chronology reversed
lose some coherence
by ash
Incoming freshman
How Delightfully nervous
They amuse me so
by Jason of Your Town, USA
ach! i hate homework!
high school's down. but it's up is
very sexy girls
by Anonymous Poet
The Wizard of Oz
Great film. Those flying monkeys
Really shit me up
by Floatation Device
One hand on my mouse.
Whilst the other gently grips
My flacid member
by Floatation Device
new site design - nice
those brown bars a bit too long
mess with my mojo
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas
Riot police walk
me quietly away from
the COMPAQ Deskpro...
by Andy
Netscape 1.1
Is the browser being used
To submit this one
by Janis of Santa Monica
I find it so hard
Not to laugh at those people
That say "tremendous"
by Floatation Device
Pretty young mother
Messing with that pram with your
Skirt over your head.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I wonder whether
The thimble market remains
As popular now.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Let's all swap bodies
Just for a limited time
To see what happens
by Scrunty Hardbody
Database-driven,
User-friendly, but sadly
No dickhead filter.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I photo my dog
Her eyes seem to say, call the
R.S.P.C.A.
by Floatation Device
Now if this window
Just resized with the browser
All the geeks would smile
by Kenneth Extension
Transparent trousers
Revealing skimpy panties
That aren't transparent
by Kenneth Extension
I spilled my cracked wheat
On the lap of my Gap pants
Bitter irony?
by Kenneth Extension
depression chicken
if only walker evans
photographed poultry
by r'n'd of fridge
Troubled teenager?
Talk show solutions are best
Send them to boot camp!
by Jason of Your Town USA
29 30!
crazy party for janis!
come to toronto!
by Keep the dream alive of Tantanitia
Computer free me
From all of humanity's
Silly bureaucrats
by Janis of Culver City
Across the Country
Two and a half days crying
I need trucker pills
by Janis of Culver City
my only love is
the goliath birdeater
so soft and hairy
by guess who? of guess where?
I Get Your Mail And
It Makes Me Think Of Good Times
Janis We Love You
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto
Baby...look at this
A new face to an old friend...
What'cha think of that
by Andy
something about her
perhaps her manicured thumb
stuck in my coffee
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara
vile people
who complain about dyslexics
should suffer decapitation
by Anonymous Poet
God bless America
and to hell
with the malcontents
by Anonymous Poet
spin the spinner and
call the shots, Twister'll tie
you up in a knot
by Anonymous Poet of undisclosed
Just when I get my
ethernet to download huge
pages, the site changed.
by Arik
Innovation leaves
Corporate America sucks
Quiet gets even
by Janis of Santa Monica
dyslexics who can't
read or count syllables should
post their crap elsewhere
by Anonymous Poet
ballsack ballsack ballsack
by Anonymous Poet
heyyyyyy
by Anonymous Poet
