Troubled teenager?
Talk show solutions are best
Send them to boot camp!
by Jason of Your Town USA
29 30!
crazy party for janis!
come to toronto!
by Keep the dream alive of Tantanitia
Computer free me
From all of humanity's
Silly bureaucrats
by Janis of Culver City
Across the Country
Two and a half days crying
I need trucker pills
by Janis of Culver City
my only love is
the goliath birdeater
so soft and hairy
by guess who? of guess where?
I Get Your Mail And
It Makes Me Think Of Good Times
Janis We Love You
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto
Baby...look at this
A new face to an old friend...
What'cha think of that
by Andy
something about her
perhaps her manicured thumb
stuck in my coffee
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara
vile people
who complain about dyslexics
should suffer decapitation
by Anonymous Poet
God bless America
and to hell
with the malcontents
by Anonymous Poet
spin the spinner and
call the shots, Twister'll tie
you up in a knot
by Anonymous Poet of undisclosed
Just when I get my
ethernet to download huge
pages, the site changed.
by Arik
Innovation leaves
Corporate America sucks
Quiet gets even
by Janis of Santa Monica
dyslexics who can't
read or count syllables should
post their crap elsewhere
by Anonymous Poet
ballsack ballsack ballsack
by Anonymous Poet
heyyyyyy
by Anonymous Poet
i am jay lenno
chile reyeno
by Anonymous Poet
i am jay lenno
by Anonymous Poet
well rocket sauce does
make necklaces pearly for
you to wear all day
by Anonymous Poet
rocket launchers are music to my ears
by Anonymous Poet
are we
gonna get
a round in
by Mishkin of around the corner
Too bad there are not
Bushes outside of my door
or a fire hydrant
by Anonymous Poet
when the words have to
always be explained they lose
all true meaning, jack
by Anonymous Poet
voices from the sky
speak numbers in screechy tune
Ouch like chalkboard nails
by Anonymous Poet
A droplet of sweat
from a "bad place"
makes me weep
by Charles T. Pantone of Hell
The company
I run
is full of nutz
by Top 'o the food chain
I scratch myself in disbelief and type upon
my crusty keyboard
by Anonymous Poet
plastic pants himself
tries not to expel his sperm
when he sees me poop
by Anonymous Poet
a side of beans can
be a bad mistake. i'm glad
to be far from you
by Anonymous Poet
Super Mex equals big mess
big mess equals Plastic pants
by Anonymous Poet
Milk in all forms can
make pudding. Come to my house
for desert... you'll see.
by Anonymous Poet
the telltale bomblike
sound of your snickering
cleans my ears out, fool.
by Pink Dot Princess of Power of at Work
I white out your face
with a giant paint roller
because I dig mess.
by Picassa of one foot in the grave
some can read tarot
I can see fortune in the
wrinkle of your nuts
by Anonymous Poet
This doesn't just suck...
It really, really, really
really, really sucks
by Anonymous Poet of planet ?
What is the spanking
sound I hear from the wong side
of this big ol' place
by Anonymous Poet
these sweaty ballsacks
on my chin
look familiar
by Anonymous Poet
In the sun I smell
Old morning dew from an old
long time ago dog
by Anonymous Poet of doiland
here's to swimmin'
with bowlegged wimmin'
by Anonymous Poet
pole dances vary
but few can express my deep
love for sexy Christ
by Anonymous Poet
On your chin
by Anonymous Poet
plastic pants dripping
from sudden powerful burst
when you see your rear
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
The 1K is full
by Anonymous Poet
Between my three toes
spit lingers from sucking them
clean with your fat tongue
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
where's my rocket launcher...
and my plastic pants
by Anonymous Poet
Remember that time you were in
the corner... you were there
by Anonymous Poet
nelson paolo kelvin
tom. please call 158
or come to the screening room.
by Anonymous Poet
Old Chinese proverb: Man who eat too
many prune, sit on toilet many moon
by Anonymous Poet
No, you're plastic pants
by Anonymous Poet
