Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I white out your face
with a giant paint roller
because I dig mess.
Haiku # 3991, August 21, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by Picassa of one foot in the grave
some can read tarot
I can see fortune in the
wrinkle of your nuts
Haiku # 3990, August 21, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This doesn't just suck...
It really, really, really
really, really sucks
Haiku # 3989, August 21, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of planet ?
What is the spanking
sound I hear from the wong side
of this big ol' place
Haiku # 3988, August 21, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DVD
Haiku # 3987, August 21, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these sweaty ballsacks
on my chin
look familiar
Haiku # 3986, August 21, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the sun I smell
Old morning dew from an old
long time ago dog
Haiku # 3985, August 21, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of doiland
here's to swimmin'
with bowlegged wimmin'
Haiku # 3984, August 21, 2000 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pole dances vary
but few can express my deep
love for sexy Christ
Haiku # 3983, August 21, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On your chin
Haiku # 3982, August 21, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic pants dripping
from sudden powerful burst
when you see your rear
Haiku # 3981, August 21, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
The 1K is full
Haiku # 3980, August 21, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Between my three toes
spit lingers from sucking them
clean with your fat tongue
Haiku # 3979, August 21, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
where's my rocket launcher...
and my plastic pants
Haiku # 3978, August 21, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember that time you were in
the corner... you were there
Haiku # 3977, August 21, 2000 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nelson paolo kelvin
tom. please call 158
or come to the screening room.
Haiku # 3976, August 21, 2000 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Old Chinese proverb: Man who eat too
many prune, sit on toilet many moon
Haiku # 3975, August 21, 2000 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No, you're plastic pants
Haiku # 3974, August 21, 2000 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i sit broken
hearted. paid twentyfive cents
but only farted
Haiku # 3973, August 21, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by david
i see to many deers
they all walk and jumped very weird
I had to many beers
Haiku # 3972, August 21, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tommy Packer #1
will tell you
to "get outta here"
Haiku # 3971, August 21, 2000 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kosta 152
kosta 152
Haiku # 3970, August 21, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haku bores me and bad Haku bores me more is there nowhere to hide but the grave
Haiku # 3969, August 21, 2000 4:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There's no stopping us
No one does it better No
There's no stopping us
Haiku # 3968, August 21, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by O-Zone of Somehwere in the early eighties...
what the fuck
can i say fuck
well then fuck
Haiku # 3967, August 21, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kill the white background
white snow on eyelidness eyes
blinds me forever
Haiku # 3966, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Cuz Al of van BC
kill the white background
white snow on eyelidness eyes
blind me forever
Haiku # 3965, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by Cuz Al of van BC
que es
una poesia si no
tiene letras
Haiku # 3964, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by cantiflas
some html


singe quote (')
double quote (")

Haiku # 3963, August 21, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by eric of culver city
some html p color"#ff0000"brsinge quote (')brdouble quote (")br
Haiku # 3962, August 21, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by eric of culver city
George Orwell was right,
and Big Brother's really on
USA Network.
Haiku # 3961, August 21, 2000 3:56 pm ET
by Adam of CC,CA,USA
oh the weirdos
that are waiting at Bad Haiku
to get me help help
Haiku # 3960, August 21, 2000 3:52 pm ET
by etana of sony
Haiku # 3959, August 21, 2000 3:02 pm ET
by Silencio of El medio
this is another
haiku test
another test
Haiku # 3958, August 21, 2000 2:49 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
My lover soothes me
He frees my soul, loves me whole
need him by my side.
Haiku # 3957, August 21, 2000 10:44 am ET
by RMS
Oh TV Dinner
Made from assorted beef parts
I crave your goodness
Haiku # 3956, August 21, 2000 10:37 am ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Jennifer Lopez
transmigrating with the souls
of the comatose
Haiku # 3955, August 21, 2000 9:48 am ET
by Andy
just cuz years go by
don't mean good tunes got to die!
old glam rock's legit!
Haiku # 3954, August 20, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by HeavyMetalPat
Little swollen toe
Spider's vengence acted out
And still no powers
Haiku # 3953, August 19, 2000 5:03 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
enjoy the weekend
have a beer and watch a game
get some yard work done

go to the movies
twenty dollar date. popcorn.
can't finish the tub

morning, big breakfast
running errands...relaxing...
wind down with T.V
Haiku # 3952, August 18, 2000 3:49 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
Lunch break should be done
Yet they take another hour
Registrar from Hell
Haiku # 3951, August 18, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Godwin's Law means that
I get to call you "Nazi"
Eventually
Haiku # 3950, August 18, 2000 11:11 am ET
by Business Dog of New York, USA

hoy tang-ina ka
nagkakalat ka rito
pakilala ka
Haiku # 3949, August 18, 2000 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
To afford new books
I had to strike a bargain
Only my first born
Haiku # 3948, August 17, 2000 4:07 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Yahoo Personals
Haven for social disease
Oh yeah! Count me in!
Haiku # 3947, August 17, 2000 3:59 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
bad at using forms
wanted to mention kahlo
i take submissions
Haiku # 3946, August 17, 2000 12:35 pm ET
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas,
I can't stop laughing
about the dirty washcloth
glad my ass is clean
Haiku # 3945, August 17, 2000 12:30 pm ET
by Kahlo
she sleeps next to me
me, on my side...she, on hers
right on the wet spot
Haiku # 3944, August 17, 2000 11:54 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
do me a favor
throw me that dirty washcloth
need to wipe my ass
Haiku # 3943, August 17, 2000 11:52 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, USA
intellectuals
...yawn...it's better to live life
than live in your head
Haiku # 3942, August 17, 2000 11:46 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara,
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