Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Across the Country
Two and a half days crying
I need trucker pills
Haiku # 4020, August 22, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Janis of Culver City
my only love is
the goliath birdeater
so soft and hairy
Haiku # 4019, August 22, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by guess who? of guess where?
I Get Your Mail And
It Makes Me Think Of Good Times
Janis We Love You
Haiku # 4018, August 22, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto
Baby...look at this
A new face to an old friend...
What'cha think of that
Haiku # 4017, August 22, 2000 12:59 pm ET
by Andy
something about her
perhaps her manicured thumb
stuck in my coffee
Haiku # 4016, August 22, 2000 11:05 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara
vile people
who complain about dyslexics
should suffer decapitation
Haiku # 4015, August 22, 2000 10:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
God bless America
and to hell
with the malcontents
Haiku # 4014, August 22, 2000 10:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
spin the spinner and
call the shots, Twister'll tie
you up in a knot
Haiku # 4013, August 22, 2000 10:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of undisclosed
Just when I get my
ethernet to download huge
pages, the site changed.
Haiku # 4012, August 22, 2000 10:12 am ET
by Arik
Innovation leaves
Corporate America sucks
Quiet gets even
Haiku # 4011, August 22, 2000 9:19 am ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
dyslexics who can't
read or count syllables should
post their crap elsewhere
Haiku # 4010, August 21, 2000 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ballsack ballsack ballsack
Haiku # 4009, August 21, 2000 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heyyyyyy
Haiku # 4008, August 21, 2000 7:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am jay lenno
chile reyeno
Haiku # 4007, August 21, 2000 6:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am jay lenno
Haiku # 4006, August 21, 2000 6:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well rocket sauce does
make necklaces pearly for
you to wear all day
Haiku # 4005, August 21, 2000 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
rocket launchers are music to my ears
Haiku # 4004, August 21, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
are we
gonna get
a round in
Haiku # 4003, August 21, 2000 5:56 pm ET
by Mishkin of around the corner
Too bad there are not
Bushes outside of my door
or a fire hydrant
Haiku # 4002, August 21, 2000 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
when the words have to
always be explained they lose
all true meaning, jack
Haiku # 4001, August 21, 2000 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
voices from the sky
speak numbers in screechy tune
Ouch like chalkboard nails
Haiku # 4000, August 21, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A droplet of sweat
from a "bad place"
makes me weep
Haiku # 3999, August 21, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by Charles T. Pantone of Hell
The company
I run
is full of nutz
Haiku # 3998, August 21, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by Top 'o the food chain
I scratch myself in disbelief and type upon
my crusty keyboard
Haiku # 3997, August 21, 2000 5:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic pants himself
tries not to expel his sperm
when he sees me poop
Haiku # 3996, August 21, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a side of beans can
be a bad mistake. i'm glad
to be far from you
Haiku # 3995, August 21, 2000 4:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Super Mex equals big mess
big mess equals Plastic pants
Haiku # 3994, August 21, 2000 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Milk in all forms can
make pudding. Come to my house
for desert... you'll see.
Haiku # 3993, August 21, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the telltale bomblike
sound of your snickering
cleans my ears out, fool.
Haiku # 3992, August 21, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by Pink Dot Princess of Power of at Work
I white out your face
with a giant paint roller
because I dig mess.
Haiku # 3991, August 21, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by Picassa of one foot in the grave
some can read tarot
I can see fortune in the
wrinkle of your nuts
Haiku # 3990, August 21, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This doesn't just suck...
It really, really, really
really, really sucks
Haiku # 3989, August 21, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of planet ?
What is the spanking
sound I hear from the wong side
of this big ol' place
Haiku # 3988, August 21, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DVD
Haiku # 3987, August 21, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these sweaty ballsacks
on my chin
look familiar
Haiku # 3986, August 21, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the sun I smell
Old morning dew from an old
long time ago dog
Haiku # 3985, August 21, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of doiland
here's to swimmin'
with bowlegged wimmin'
Haiku # 3984, August 21, 2000 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pole dances vary
but few can express my deep
love for sexy Christ
Haiku # 3983, August 21, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On your chin
Haiku # 3982, August 21, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic pants dripping
from sudden powerful burst
when you see your rear
Haiku # 3981, August 21, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
The 1K is full
Haiku # 3980, August 21, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Between my three toes
spit lingers from sucking them
clean with your fat tongue
Haiku # 3979, August 21, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
where's my rocket launcher...
and my plastic pants
Haiku # 3978, August 21, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Remember that time you were in
the corner... you were there
Haiku # 3977, August 21, 2000 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nelson paolo kelvin
tom. please call 158
or come to the screening room.
Haiku # 3976, August 21, 2000 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Old Chinese proverb: Man who eat too
many prune, sit on toilet many moon
Haiku # 3975, August 21, 2000 4:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
No, you're plastic pants
Haiku # 3974, August 21, 2000 4:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i sit broken
hearted. paid twentyfive cents
but only farted
Haiku # 3973, August 21, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by david
i see to many deers
they all walk and jumped very weird
I had to many beers
Haiku # 3972, August 21, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tommy Packer #1
will tell you
to "get outta here"
Haiku # 3971, August 21, 2000 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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