Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Now if this window
Just resized with the browser
All the geeks would smile
Haiku # 4027, August 23, 2000 8:00 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Transparent trousers
Revealing skimpy panties
That aren't transparent
Haiku # 4026, August 23, 2000 7:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I spilled my cracked wheat
On the lap of my Gap pants
Bitter irony?
Haiku # 4025, August 23, 2000 7:57 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
depression chicken
if only walker evans
photographed poultry
Haiku # 4024, August 22, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by r'n'd of fridge
Troubled teenager?
Talk show solutions are best
Send them to boot camp!
Haiku # 4023, August 22, 2000 5:08 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town USA
29 30!
crazy party for janis!
come to toronto!
Haiku # 4022, August 22, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by Keep the dream alive of Tantanitia
Computer free me
From all of humanity's
Silly bureaucrats
Haiku # 4021, August 22, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by Janis of Culver City
Across the Country
Two and a half days crying
I need trucker pills
Haiku # 4020, August 22, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Janis of Culver City
my only love is
the goliath birdeater
so soft and hairy
Haiku # 4019, August 22, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by guess who? of guess where?
I Get Your Mail And
It Makes Me Think Of Good Times
Janis We Love You
Haiku # 4018, August 22, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto
Baby...look at this
A new face to an old friend...
What'cha think of that
Haiku # 4017, August 22, 2000 12:59 pm ET
by Andy
something about her
perhaps her manicured thumb
stuck in my coffee
Haiku # 4016, August 22, 2000 11:05 am ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara
vile people
who complain about dyslexics
should suffer decapitation
Haiku # 4015, August 22, 2000 10:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
God bless America
and to hell
with the malcontents
Haiku # 4014, August 22, 2000 10:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
spin the spinner and
call the shots, Twister'll tie
you up in a knot
Haiku # 4013, August 22, 2000 10:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet of undisclosed
Just when I get my
ethernet to download huge
pages, the site changed.
Haiku # 4012, August 22, 2000 10:12 am ET
by Arik
Innovation leaves
Corporate America sucks
Quiet gets even
Haiku # 4011, August 22, 2000 9:19 am ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
dyslexics who can't
read or count syllables should
post their crap elsewhere
Haiku # 4010, August 21, 2000 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ballsack ballsack ballsack
Haiku # 4009, August 21, 2000 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heyyyyyy
Haiku # 4008, August 21, 2000 7:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am jay lenno
chile reyeno
Haiku # 4007, August 21, 2000 6:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am jay lenno
Haiku # 4006, August 21, 2000 6:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well rocket sauce does
make necklaces pearly for
you to wear all day
Haiku # 4005, August 21, 2000 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
rocket launchers are music to my ears
Haiku # 4004, August 21, 2000 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
are we
gonna get
a round in
Haiku # 4003, August 21, 2000 5:56 pm ET
by Mishkin of around the corner
Too bad there are not
Bushes outside of my door
or a fire hydrant
Haiku # 4002, August 21, 2000 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
when the words have to
always be explained they lose
all true meaning, jack
Haiku # 4001, August 21, 2000 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
voices from the sky
speak numbers in screechy tune
Ouch like chalkboard nails
Haiku # 4000, August 21, 2000 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A droplet of sweat
from a "bad place"
makes me weep
Haiku # 3999, August 21, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by Charles T. Pantone of Hell
The company
I run
is full of nutz
Haiku # 3998, August 21, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by Top 'o the food chain
I scratch myself in disbelief and type upon
my crusty keyboard
Haiku # 3997, August 21, 2000 5:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic pants himself
tries not to expel his sperm
when he sees me poop
Haiku # 3996, August 21, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a side of beans can
be a bad mistake. i'm glad
to be far from you
Haiku # 3995, August 21, 2000 4:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Super Mex equals big mess
big mess equals Plastic pants
Haiku # 3994, August 21, 2000 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Milk in all forms can
make pudding. Come to my house
for desert... you'll see.
Haiku # 3993, August 21, 2000 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the telltale bomblike
sound of your snickering
cleans my ears out, fool.
Haiku # 3992, August 21, 2000 4:41 pm ET
by Pink Dot Princess of Power of at Work
I white out your face
with a giant paint roller
because I dig mess.
Haiku # 3991, August 21, 2000 4:38 pm ET
by Picassa of one foot in the grave
some can read tarot
I can see fortune in the
wrinkle of your nuts
Haiku # 3990, August 21, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This doesn't just suck...
It really, really, really
really, really sucks
Haiku # 3989, August 21, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of planet ?
What is the spanking
sound I hear from the wong side
of this big ol' place
Haiku # 3988, August 21, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DVD
Haiku # 3987, August 21, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
these sweaty ballsacks
on my chin
look familiar
Haiku # 3986, August 21, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
In the sun I smell
Old morning dew from an old
long time ago dog
Haiku # 3985, August 21, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of doiland
here's to swimmin'
with bowlegged wimmin'
Haiku # 3984, August 21, 2000 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pole dances vary
but few can express my deep
love for sexy Christ
Haiku # 3983, August 21, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On your chin
Haiku # 3982, August 21, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
plastic pants dripping
from sudden powerful burst
when you see your rear
Haiku # 3981, August 21, 2000 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
The 1K is full
Haiku # 3980, August 21, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Between my three toes
spit lingers from sucking them
clean with your fat tongue
Haiku # 3979, August 21, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of centropoland
where's my rocket launcher...
and my plastic pants
Haiku # 3978, August 21, 2000 4:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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