The Wizard of Oz
Great film. Those flying monkeys
Really shit me up
by Floatation Device
One hand on my mouse.
Whilst the other gently grips
My flacid member
by Floatation Device
new site design - nice
those brown bars a bit too long
mess with my mojo
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas
Riot police walk
me quietly away from
the COMPAQ Deskpro...
by Andy
Netscape 1.1
Is the browser being used
To submit this one
by Janis of Santa Monica
I find it so hard
Not to laugh at those people
That say "tremendous"
by Floatation Device
Pretty young mother
Messing with that pram with your
Skirt over your head.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I wonder whether
The thimble market remains
As popular now.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Let's all swap bodies
Just for a limited time
To see what happens
by Scrunty Hardbody
Database-driven,
User-friendly, but sadly
No dickhead filter.
by Scrunty Hardbody
I photo my dog
Her eyes seem to say, call the
R.S.P.C.A.
by Floatation Device
Now if this window
Just resized with the browser
All the geeks would smile
by Kenneth Extension
Transparent trousers
Revealing skimpy panties
That aren't transparent
by Kenneth Extension
I spilled my cracked wheat
On the lap of my Gap pants
Bitter irony?
by Kenneth Extension
depression chicken
if only walker evans
photographed poultry
by r'n'd of fridge
Troubled teenager?
Talk show solutions are best
Send them to boot camp!
by Jason of Your Town USA
29 30!
crazy party for janis!
come to toronto!
by Keep the dream alive of Tantanitia
Computer free me
From all of humanity's
Silly bureaucrats
by Janis of Culver City
Across the Country
Two and a half days crying
I need trucker pills
by Janis of Culver City
my only love is
the goliath birdeater
so soft and hairy
by guess who? of guess where?
I Get Your Mail And
It Makes Me Think Of Good Times
Janis We Love You
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto
Baby...look at this
A new face to an old friend...
What'cha think of that
by Andy
something about her
perhaps her manicured thumb
stuck in my coffee
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara
vile people
who complain about dyslexics
should suffer decapitation
by Anonymous Poet
God bless America
and to hell
with the malcontents
by Anonymous Poet
spin the spinner and
call the shots, Twister'll tie
you up in a knot
by Anonymous Poet of undisclosed
Just when I get my
ethernet to download huge
pages, the site changed.
by Arik
Innovation leaves
Corporate America sucks
Quiet gets even
by Janis of Santa Monica
dyslexics who can't
read or count syllables should
post their crap elsewhere
by Anonymous Poet
ballsack ballsack ballsack
by Anonymous Poet
heyyyyyy
by Anonymous Poet
i am jay lenno
chile reyeno
by Anonymous Poet
i am jay lenno
by Anonymous Poet
well rocket sauce does
make necklaces pearly for
you to wear all day
by Anonymous Poet
rocket launchers are music to my ears
by Anonymous Poet
are we
gonna get
a round in
by Mishkin of around the corner
Too bad there are not
Bushes outside of my door
or a fire hydrant
by Anonymous Poet
when the words have to
always be explained they lose
all true meaning, jack
by Anonymous Poet
voices from the sky
speak numbers in screechy tune
Ouch like chalkboard nails
by Anonymous Poet
A droplet of sweat
from a "bad place"
makes me weep
by Charles T. Pantone of Hell
The company
I run
is full of nutz
by Top 'o the food chain
I scratch myself in disbelief and type upon
my crusty keyboard
by Anonymous Poet
plastic pants himself
tries not to expel his sperm
when he sees me poop
by Anonymous Poet
a side of beans can
be a bad mistake. i'm glad
to be far from you
by Anonymous Poet
Super Mex equals big mess
big mess equals Plastic pants
by Anonymous Poet
Milk in all forms can
make pudding. Come to my house
for desert... you'll see.
by Anonymous Poet
the telltale bomblike
sound of your snickering
cleans my ears out, fool.
by Pink Dot Princess of Power of at Work
I white out your face
with a giant paint roller
because I dig mess.
by Picassa of one foot in the grave
some can read tarot
I can see fortune in the
wrinkle of your nuts
by Anonymous Poet
This doesn't just suck...
It really, really, really
really, really sucks
by Anonymous Poet of planet ?
