spit dribble crusting
can you hear the molecules
surrender moisture?

I once had this scar
A great tale...then it faded
How disappointing

Big dego crack stink
I shall give you a razor
free us from jungle

Focus / F.T.S.
Isn't that feminine spray?
No hot chicks allowed...

finger blasting broads
the juices are still flowing
my hand smells like fish

Compaq tests suck cock
84 percent? FUCK YOU!
I shit on keyboard...

skinny skinny pete
do not molest your housemates
who will pay the rent

snowblind haikuist
curses his resolution
to write more haiku

successive haiku
with chronology reversed
lose some coherence

Incoming freshman
How Delightfully nervous
They amuse me so

ach! i hate homework!
high school's down. but it's up is
very sexy girls

The Wizard of Oz
Great film. Those flying monkeys
Really shit me up

One hand on my mouse.
Whilst the other gently grips
My flacid member

new site design - nice
those brown bars a bit too long
mess with my mojo

Riot police walk
me quietly away from
the COMPAQ Deskpro...

Netscape 1.1
Is the browser being used
To submit this one

I find it so hard
Not to laugh at those people
That say "tremendous"

Pretty young mother
Messing with that pram with your
Skirt over your head.

I wonder whether
The thimble market remains
As popular now.

Let's all swap bodies
Just for a limited time
To see what happens

Database-driven,
User-friendly, but sadly
No dickhead filter.

I photo my dog
Her eyes seem to say, call the
R.S.P.C.A.

Now if this window
Just resized with the browser
All the geeks would smile

Transparent trousers
Revealing skimpy panties
That aren't transparent

I spilled my cracked wheat
On the lap of my Gap pants
Bitter irony?

depression chicken
if only walker evans
photographed poultry

Troubled teenager?
Talk show solutions are best
Send them to boot camp!

29 30!
crazy party for janis!
come to toronto!

Computer free me
From all of humanity's
Silly bureaucrats

Across the Country
Two and a half days crying
I need trucker pills

my only love is
the goliath birdeater
so soft and hairy

I Get Your Mail And
It Makes Me Think Of Good Times
Janis We Love You

Baby...look at this
A new face to an old friend...
What'cha think of that

something about her
perhaps her manicured thumb
stuck in my coffee

vile people
who complain about dyslexics
should suffer decapitation

God bless America
and to hell
with the malcontents

spin the spinner and
call the shots, Twister'll tie
you up in a knot

Just when I get my
ethernet to download huge
pages, the site changed.

Innovation leaves
Corporate America sucks
Quiet gets even

dyslexics who can't
read or count syllables should
post their crap elsewhere

ballsack ballsack ballsack

heyyyyyy

i am jay lenno
chile reyeno

i am jay lenno

well rocket sauce does
make necklaces pearly for
you to wear all day

rocket launchers are music to my ears

are we
gonna get
a round in

Too bad there are not
Bushes outside of my door
or a fire hydrant

when the words have to
always be explained they lose
all true meaning, jack

voices from the sky
speak numbers in screechy tune
Ouch like chalkboard nails