Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

when you think of it
it's hard to keep the rhythm
breathing in and out
Haiku # 4066, August 24, 2000 6:39 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Social problems are
forgotten when I use comp.
Do I run from them?
Haiku # 4065, August 24, 2000 6:38 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Nothing about which
to talk; she thinks I hate her.
but it's fear, not hate
Haiku # 4064, August 24, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
So misunderstood!
or am I just that bad? that
they hate me? I'm boring.
Haiku # 4063, August 24, 2000 6:35 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Old Navy, AF
social status symbols. they
tear the people apart
Haiku # 4062, August 24, 2000 6:31 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Yup i'm a nutcase
I know this all too well. I
just want a true friend
Haiku # 4061, August 24, 2000 6:29 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
I am misled by
the media. they tell me
what to think. i do
Haiku # 4060, August 24, 2000 6:28 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
Three things thought about
in class: music, starcraft, sex
but i am deprived
Haiku # 4059, August 24, 2000 6:27 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
please, leave me alone
quit following me around
and don't call either

I know how that goes
funny, they don't seem to mind
long as you're buying
Haiku # 4058, August 24, 2000 6:26 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
a slack lower lip
does not necessarily
mean dick or no dick
Haiku # 4057, August 24, 2000 6:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I am so lonely
that I go to badhaiku
for company. sad
Haiku # 4056, August 24, 2000 6:24 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
how much does it cost?
depends, how much do you have?
luckily, they match
Haiku # 4055, August 24, 2000 6:22 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
twisting in the breeze
wrapped in spider web cocoon
the shell of a fly
Haiku # 4054, August 24, 2000 6:20 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I caress plastic
hand runs up to the fabric
i love my speakers!
Haiku # 4053, August 24, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by Guy Montag of IN
take a look at this!
"Wow! how long is it?" she asked
wait, it also grows!
Haiku # 4052, August 24, 2000 6:19 pm ET
by sirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
as per usual
my lost mother got more lost
lace of blood my heart
Haiku # 4051, August 24, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
only had one dream
of my newly dead mother
she wore a red shirt
Haiku # 4050, August 24, 2000 6:11 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
spit dribble crusting
can you hear the molecules
surrender moisture?
Haiku # 4049, August 24, 2000 6:08 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
I once had this scar
A great tale...then it faded
How disappointing
Haiku # 4048, August 24, 2000 2:44 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
Big dego crack stink
I shall give you a razor
free us from jungle
Haiku # 4047, August 24, 2000 1:43 pm ET
by Kackarott
Focus / F.T.S.
Isn't that feminine spray?
No hot chicks allowed...
Haiku # 4046, August 24, 2000 12:16 pm ET
by Playdog of Boston
finger blasting broads
the juices are still flowing
my hand smells like fish
Haiku # 4045, August 24, 2000 12:11 pm ET
by Striper Big Cock
Compaq tests suck cock
84 percent? FUCK YOU!
I shit on keyboard...
Haiku # 4044, August 24, 2000 11:54 am ET
by Kacarott
skinny skinny pete
do not molest your housemates
who will pay the rent
Haiku # 4043, August 24, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Kackarott
snowblind haikuist
curses his resolution
to write more haiku
Haiku # 4042, August 24, 2000 4:18 am ET
by ash
successive haiku
with chronology reversed
lose some coherence
Haiku # 4041, August 24, 2000 4:16 am ET
by ash
Incoming freshman
How Delightfully nervous
They amuse me so
Haiku # 4040, August 23, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town, USA
ach! i hate homework!
high school's down. but it's up is
very sexy girls
Haiku # 4039, August 23, 2000 6:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The Wizard of Oz
Great film. Those flying monkeys
Really shit me up
Haiku # 4038, August 23, 2000 1:39 pm ET
by Floatation Device
One hand on my mouse.
Whilst the other gently grips
My flacid member
Haiku # 4037, August 23, 2000 1:30 pm ET
by Floatation Device
new site design - nice
those brown bars a bit too long
mess with my mojo
Haiku # 4036, August 23, 2000 9:49 am ET
by Kahlo Haiku of Dallas
Riot police walk
me quietly away from
the COMPAQ Deskpro...
Haiku # 4035, August 23, 2000 9:34 am ET
by Andy
Netscape 1.1
Is the browser being used
To submit this one
Haiku # 4034, August 23, 2000 9:21 am ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
I find it so hard
Not to laugh at those people
That say "tremendous"
Haiku # 4033, August 23, 2000 8:25 am ET
by Floatation Device
Pretty young mother
Messing with that pram with your
Skirt over your head.
Haiku # 4032, August 23, 2000 8:16 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I wonder whether
The thimble market remains
As popular now.
Haiku # 4031, August 23, 2000 8:14 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Let's all swap bodies
Just for a limited time
To see what happens
Haiku # 4030, August 23, 2000 8:11 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Database-driven,
User-friendly, but sadly
No dickhead filter.
Haiku # 4029, August 23, 2000 8:07 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
I photo my dog
Her eyes seem to say, call the
R.S.P.C.A.
Haiku # 4028, August 23, 2000 8:07 am ET
by Floatation Device
Now if this window
Just resized with the browser
All the geeks would smile
Haiku # 4027, August 23, 2000 8:00 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Transparent trousers
Revealing skimpy panties
That aren't transparent
Haiku # 4026, August 23, 2000 7:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
I spilled my cracked wheat
On the lap of my Gap pants
Bitter irony?
Haiku # 4025, August 23, 2000 7:57 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
depression chicken
if only walker evans
photographed poultry
Haiku # 4024, August 22, 2000 6:17 pm ET
by r'n'd of fridge
Troubled teenager?
Talk show solutions are best
Send them to boot camp!
Haiku # 4023, August 22, 2000 5:08 pm ET
by Jason of Your Town USA
29 30!
crazy party for janis!
come to toronto!
Haiku # 4022, August 22, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by Keep the dream alive of Tantanitia
Computer free me
From all of humanity's
Silly bureaucrats
Haiku # 4021, August 22, 2000 4:30 pm ET
by Janis of Culver City
Across the Country
Two and a half days crying
I need trucker pills
Haiku # 4020, August 22, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by Janis of Culver City
my only love is
the goliath birdeater
so soft and hairy
Haiku # 4019, August 22, 2000 3:58 pm ET
by guess who? of guess where?
I Get Your Mail And
It Makes Me Think Of Good Times
Janis We Love You
Haiku # 4018, August 22, 2000 3:15 pm ET
by Michael Dubrule of Toronto
Baby...look at this
A new face to an old friend...
What'cha think of that
Haiku # 4017, August 22, 2000 12:59 pm ET
by Andy
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