Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77389 Haiku later...

I danced Bachata
Close hold, that
Haiku # 34851, March 7, 2006 5:25 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku
Haiku # 34850, March 7, 2006 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
The last one
Haiku # 34849, March 7, 2006 5:02 am ET
by Get a grip take yourself in hand
Passion grows within
I look at her heaving breasts
Her lips are on fire
Haiku # 34848, March 7, 2006 4:57 am ET
by Too much chilli?
Nothing much to say
One line, two lines, then one more
This is bad haiku
Haiku # 34847, March 7, 2006 4:37 am ET
by Aditya
My cat can lay eggs
ahoy mighty meadow lark
my cat can lay eggs
Haiku # 34846, March 7, 2006 1:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Vernal equinox
Pal of USA, bollocks!
Pretentious display
Haiku # 34845, March 6, 2006 6:51 pm ET
by Lush
Relax in a bath
I hope I don't fall asleep
But that would feel good
Haiku # 34844, March 6, 2006 6:21 pm ET
by insomniac
I have never seen
so much water, moss, yard fish
a christmas so green
Haiku # 34843, March 6, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Even the smallest
puddles in the street eat cars
they don't mess around
Haiku # 34842, March 6, 2006 6:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The moss green sidewalks
are slowly becoming brown
the rain will stop soon
Haiku # 34841, March 6, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
smoldering glances
scorch the air in between us
anticipation
Haiku # 34840, March 6, 2006 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

after breakfast and
before lunch, I usually
have elevenses
Haiku # 34839, March 6, 2006 3:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Steamy windows
her lips are kissed
She says nothing
Haiku # 34838, March 6, 2006 3:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Fight we shall
in picturesque shade
of the Persian arrows
Picturesque
Haiku # 34837, March 6, 2006 3:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Now that The Word
appeared in the Press
Nobody knows
Haiku # 34836, March 6, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Be back in my heart
like tomorrow
Haiku # 34835, March 6, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
must have a season
or otherwise it's senryu
this is not haiku
Haiku # 34834, March 6, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Pal of USA
Alone in office
Rhythmless dancing ensues
Kinda like Elaine
Haiku # 34833, March 6, 2006 2:21 pm ET
by Julie of work
All my friends are young
Don
Haiku # 34832, March 6, 2006 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Girl and radio
Both solitary singers
A blush no-one hears.
Haiku # 34831, March 6, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Julie of Orlando
The last three lovers
Were 20, 10 and 30
Years younger than me
Haiku # 34830, March 6, 2006 11:58 am ET
by I kid you not
So bored here at work
Make use of company time
Writing bad haiku.
Haiku # 34829, March 6, 2006 11:56 am ET
by Julie of Orlando
You spend nine months there
The rest of your adult life
Trying to get back
Haiku # 34828, March 6, 2006 11:55 am ET
by Inside a female virgina
I can remember
The feel of her nakedness
Body to body
Haiku # 34827, March 6, 2006 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I didn
Haiku # 34826, March 6, 2006 11:46 am ET
by Not putting my name to these
Blond, slim, attractive
She was the older woman
Just four years older
Haiku # 34825, March 6, 2006 11:43 am ET
by I was awful really bad lover
I have just realized
I lost my virginity
41 years ago
Haiku # 34824, March 6, 2006 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I work through the list
The chuckles come readily
Such cleaver Haiku
Haiku # 34823, March 6, 2006 6:34 am ET
by William Nippress
With your spear
Haiku # 34822, March 6, 2006 12:56 am ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
beneath my wings not
the wind beneath my bottom
that'd sort 'em out
Haiku # 34821, March 5, 2006 11:23 pm ET
by ash
Timeless melody
Goes: "Oops, I did it again"
Britney, we miss you!
Haiku # 34820, March 5, 2006 10:36 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
Love will build a bridge
and show the enemy the
wind beneath my wings
Haiku # 34819, March 5, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This taco was once
a hunk of blue meat with three
feathers sticking out
Haiku # 34818, March 5, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This grey concrete block
is sitting in my closet
lacking poetics
Haiku # 34817, March 5, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I think we need more
Common human decency
and less abstract "love"
Haiku # 34816, March 5, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Vlad said fascism
is just capitalism
only in decay
Haiku # 34815, March 5, 2006 11:36 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
We're so desperate
for this: an anesthetic
against loneliness.
Haiku # 34814, March 5, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Brady (with apologies to David Foster Wallace) of Toronto
When it is time to
hang the capitalists, they
will sell us the rope.
Haiku # 34813, March 5, 2006 11:06 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Workers of the World
Unite. You have nothing to
lose but your chains eh?
Haiku # 34812, March 5, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The passersby see us
springing into each other
The Spring is coming
Haiku # 34811, March 5, 2006 8:39 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A Dutchman with no ear
Replied to Vincent
82 million dollars
Haiku # 34810, March 5, 2006 8:38 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Babao they yell behind me
sounds like a jerk
Not, but the Fighter

Haiku # 34809, March 5, 2006 8:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
5
Haiku # 34808, March 5, 2006 8:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
White narrow skin
sinking into darkness
Like a candy bar
Haiku # 34807, March 5, 2006 8:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Wild flowers
her blouse
Words get in the way
Haiku # 34806, March 5, 2006 8:30 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
You are pulling my leg
the storm is coming
Across the land
Haiku # 34805, March 5, 2006 8:29 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Frog in a jam
Leap of faith
Snake gets a bargain
Haiku # 34804, March 5, 2006 8:28 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
February
Cat meaows
I took a sip
Haiku # 34803, March 5, 2006 8:26 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tampex
go some place good
I am bad likewise
Haiku # 34802, March 5, 2006 8:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
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