You spend nine months there
The rest of your adult life
Trying to get back

I can remember
The feel of her nakedness
Body to body

I didn

Blond, slim, attractive
She was the older woman
Just four years older

I have just realized
I lost my virginity
41 years ago

I work through the list
The chuckles come readily
Such cleaver Haiku

With your spear

beneath my wings not
the wind beneath my bottom
that'd sort 'em out

Timeless melody
Goes: "Oops, I did it again"
Britney, we miss you!

Love will build a bridge
and show the enemy the
wind beneath my wings

This taco was once
a hunk of blue meat with three
feathers sticking out

This grey concrete block
is sitting in my closet
lacking poetics

I think we need more
Common human decency
and less abstract "love"

Vlad said fascism
is just capitalism
only in decay

We're so desperate
for this: an anesthetic
against loneliness.

When it is time to
hang the capitalists, they
will sell us the rope.

Workers of the World
Unite. You have nothing to
lose but your chains eh?

The passersby see us
springing into each other
The Spring is coming

A Dutchman with no ear
Replied to Vincent
82 million dollars

Babao they yell behind me
sounds like a jerk
Not, but the Fighter

5

White narrow skin
sinking into darkness
Like a candy bar

Wild flowers
her blouse
Words get in the way

You are pulling my leg
the storm is coming
Across the land

Frog in a jam
Leap of faith
Snake gets a bargain

February
Cat meaows
I took a sip

Tampex
go some place good
I am bad likewise

Only ash remains.
Music of the ellipsoids
is shot down in flames.

better check that bag
your gonads are distorted
should be ellipsoid

She sings in my ear
whilst slowly stroking my balls.
Music of the spheres.

Baby seal hunt
"Maxwell's Hammer" through the skull
McCartney hates this

I'm _not paranoid
They scan my haikus. But they
can't break my crypto

"It's all fun and games"
Neurotic mom screams. "until...
you poke an eye out!"

"SLOW SLOW QUICK QUICK SLOW"
Tango coach reveals to us
the forbidden dance

She

Fridays salsa dance
Richard Blue it with Nathalie
He lacks confidence.
*
She sat next to me
Guys came up all evening
To chat her up
*
Richard took her home
Bet he never kissed her though
I

Lick tears from her neck
Taste of perfume, ambergris
She weeps for dead whales

They use mind control
They're making me paranoid
Don't say you don't know

All respect to Ash
He

Got text from Lorna
She is in Barcelona
Eating tapas, wine

don't make me blubber
ripe cetacean tragedy
ship it to japan

Washed up on the shore
a smell only dynamite
could rid. whale go boom!

Washed up on the shore
a petrified beach party
grab a bone for luck!

Stones on a wet beach
glint and gleam in the moonlight.
Petrified bubbles.

I

I don

This is relaxing,
I could write haikus all day.

In the library,
I make a noise like a chimp.
Grin among the frowns.

the smell of burning
leather; we hold each other
tight; don't touch me there


-- apologies to The Tubes

latex gown and gloves
a teenage enema nurse
in stiletto heels