Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77389 Haiku later...

Workers of the World
Unite. You have nothing to
lose but your chains eh?
Haiku # 34812, March 5, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The passersby see us
springing into each other
The Spring is coming
Haiku # 34811, March 5, 2006 8:39 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A Dutchman with no ear
Replied to Vincent
82 million dollars
Haiku # 34810, March 5, 2006 8:38 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Babao they yell behind me
sounds like a jerk
Not, but the Fighter

Haiku # 34809, March 5, 2006 8:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
5
Haiku # 34808, March 5, 2006 8:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
White narrow skin
sinking into darkness
Like a candy bar
Haiku # 34807, March 5, 2006 8:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Wild flowers
her blouse
Words get in the way
Haiku # 34806, March 5, 2006 8:30 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
You are pulling my leg
the storm is coming
Across the land
Haiku # 34805, March 5, 2006 8:29 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Frog in a jam
Leap of faith
Snake gets a bargain
Haiku # 34804, March 5, 2006 8:28 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
February
Cat meaows
I took a sip
Haiku # 34803, March 5, 2006 8:26 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tampex
go some place good
I am bad likewise
Haiku # 34802, March 5, 2006 8:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Only ash remains.
Music of the ellipsoids
is shot down in flames.
Haiku # 34801, March 4, 2006 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
better check that bag
your gonads are distorted
should be ellipsoid
Haiku # 34800, March 4, 2006 9:02 pm ET
by ash
She sings in my ear
whilst slowly stroking my balls.
Music of the spheres.
Haiku # 34799, March 4, 2006 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Baby seal hunt
"Maxwell's Hammer" through the skull
McCartney hates this
Haiku # 34798, March 4, 2006 10:49 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
I'm _not paranoid
They scan my haikus. But they
can't break my crypto
Haiku # 34797, March 4, 2006 10:31 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
"It's all fun and games"
Neurotic mom screams. "until...
you poke an eye out!"
Haiku # 34796, March 4, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
"SLOW SLOW QUICK QUICK SLOW"
Tango coach reveals to us
the forbidden dance
Haiku # 34795, March 4, 2006 9:48 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
She
Haiku # 34794, March 4, 2006 9:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Fridays salsa dance
Richard Blue it with Nathalie
He lacks confidence.
*
She sat next to me
Guys came up all evening
To chat her up
*
Richard took her home
Bet he never kissed her though
I
Haiku # 34793, March 4, 2006 9:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Lick tears from her neck
Taste of perfume, ambergris
She weeps for dead whales
Haiku # 34792, March 4, 2006 9:06 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
They use mind control
They're making me paranoid
Don't say you don't know
Haiku # 34791, March 4, 2006 8:44 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All respect to Ash
He
Haiku # 34790, March 4, 2006 7:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Got text from Lorna
She is in Barcelona
Eating tapas, wine
Haiku # 34789, March 4, 2006 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
don't make me blubber
ripe cetacean tragedy
ship it to japan
Haiku # 34788, March 4, 2006 5:05 am ET
by ash
Washed up on the shore
a smell only dynamite
could rid. whale go boom!
Haiku # 34787, March 3, 2006 10:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Washed up on the shore
a petrified beach party
grab a bone for luck!
Haiku # 34786, March 3, 2006 10:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Stones on a wet beach
glint and gleam in the moonlight.
Petrified bubbles.
Haiku # 34785, March 3, 2006 6:59 pm ET
by beach life
I
Haiku # 34784, March 3, 2006 6:44 pm ET
by Mad Ken of AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I don
Haiku # 34783, March 3, 2006 6:41 pm ET
by Mad Ken
This is relaxing,
I could write haikus all day.
Haiku # 34782, March 3, 2006 6:40 pm ET
by Mad Ken
In the library,
I make a noise like a chimp.
Grin among the frowns.
Haiku # 34781, March 3, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Mad Ken

the smell of burning
leather; we hold each other
tight; don't touch me there


-- apologies to The Tubes
Haiku # 34780, March 3, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

latex gown and gloves
a teenage enema nurse
in stiletto heels
Haiku # 34779, March 3, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Judging by my weight
Sitophobia is not
One of my problems
Haiku # 34778, March 3, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
A bit horny, eh?
Hornblower, Horatio
Gives fellatio.
Haiku # 34777, March 3, 2006 5:00 pm ET
by Lush
Interesting thought
Why do I find naked girls?
So dam attractive
Haiku # 34776, March 3, 2006 12:23 pm ET
by Perhaps I
My friend Caroline
Has just got her PHD
Now Dr Metcalf
(Criminology)
*
Asked me to join her
Sorounded by us old men
for a drink lunch time
*
All looking at her
With soft eyed adoratioin
She is just so cute
*
She
Haiku # 34775, March 3, 2006 11:58 am ET
by William Nippress
nerves have now collapsed
ignorance working its art
carved an empty corpse
Haiku # 34774, March 3, 2006 10:45 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
site burning
ni-pressed and ashen
only remains
Haiku # 34773, March 3, 2006 8:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When she smiles at you
The rest of the world disappears
No man could resist
Haiku # 34772, March 3, 2006 7:39 am ET
by William Nippress
she was a sugeon
but you just couldn't cut it
ah well, break a leg
Haiku # 34771, March 3, 2006 5:54 am ET
by ash
My old mate Richard
Beautiful Nathalie Said.
Take me to the dance.
*
He could not say no
She
Haiku # 34770, March 3, 2006 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
comet pojmanski
blowing in the morning sky
bite me tsar bomba
Haiku # 34769, March 3, 2006 5:18 am ET
by ash
Last one was about
My Dog, lest you get ideas
Vet did it not me
Haiku # 34768, March 3, 2006 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Finger up his bum
Look of surprise on his face
His anal glands squeezed
*
He looked straight at me
What the hell! Look on his face
I just had to laugh
Haiku # 34767, March 3, 2006 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
Haiku # 34766, March 3, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
Haiku # 34765, March 3, 2006 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
What
Haiku # 34764, March 3, 2006 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
older all the time
undulating chromosomes
in a death spiral
Haiku # 34763, March 3, 2006 4:55 am ET
by ash
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