Last one was about
My Dog, lest you get ideas
Vet did it not me
by William Nippress
Finger up his bum
Look of surprise on his face
His anal glands squeezed
*
He looked straight at me
What the hell! Look on his face
I just had to laugh
by William Nippress
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
by Anonymous Poet
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
by William Nippress
older all the time
undulating chromosomes
in a death spiral
by ash
amputation now
the leg is off poor wee dog
a bucket's on her head
by mellie
My poor powdered dog
an urn holds him after time
took old Blue away
by Betty LeBomb
Oh sweet powdered drugs
Makes the bad feel oh so good
Takes the blues away
by Anonymous Poet
Dash the FDA
Even koalas get high
Gimme, gimme drugs
by Lush
Dangling from a cliff
Tired, sweating, death is near
I dream of big tits
by Kackarott of L.A.
One thing is for sure
On the internet no one
Knows if you're a dog
by Janis
A girl with coffee
Sent it spraying all over
When he made a joke.
by Ryan of Korea
I know who you are
You little punk ass dipshit
Spam in haiku form
by Janis
Novaya Zemlya.
Late on a Monday morning,
Ivan celebrates.
by 57 megatons of biggest ever
London Happy Hour
Let's share the Underground dear
A lovely Plenge in River Styx
Heavenpointed Domes are blasted anyway
Bacchus Red made of Grapes
by wosky
Mangled poetry,
Devoid of form and beauty,
I suck at this stuff.
by Anonymous Poet
Ok so what then
You
by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Bravo
Shaken and not stirred
The name is Bond, James Bond
Sean Connery is Bond.
by Alan Lawton of Earth
Read the submissions
Hilarious, more mad Ken
And more from Annon
by William Nippress
Ok, I hear you
Enough, enough, just relax
Just get over her!
by Anonymous Poet
Attracted to her
Always thought she was lovely
Close to her, I
by Anonymous Poet
Her smile haunts me
Her slim figure alluring
Captivates my soul
by Anonymous Poet
A real cense of loss
Of hopelessness and despair
I know it can
by Anonymous Poet
Christ love is painful
When it is unrequited
My heart is aching
by Anonymous Poet
Do clouds in the sky
Ever get tired floating
So high above us?
by Alan Lawton of California
Act like I don
by Anonymous Poet
Acting nonchalant
Can
by Anonymous Poet
Vision of beauty
In diaphanous black
I want to hold her
by Anonymous Poet
Kissed her on the cheek
Our mouths met and passion grew
Only in my dreams!
by Anonymous Poet
Freezing cold morning
Can
by William Nippress
An earwax vacuum
Lets robot voices compete
With those in my head
by Lush
Satellites ripple
high frequency chorals down
to the waterbugs
by Betty LeBomb
Beyond the blue curve
a satellite twinkles down
to the waterbugs
by Betty LeBomb
An armadillo
pulls a nearly eaten arm
back into its den
by Betty LeBomb
Nice when friends are round.
The doorbell rings, I answer
and one more rolls in.
by sad haiku
Cool dude, sharing food,
speaking out with attitude,
saves humungitude.
by MC Respect
The cold bitter wind
Comes streaming through the wall cracks
Makes occupants cold
by Janis
