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Haiku # 34735, March 2, 2006 1:17 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 34734, March 2, 2006 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 34733, March 2, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 34732, March 2, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 34731, March 2, 2006 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 34730, March 2, 2006 12:33 am ET
by NULL of NULL
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Haiku # 34729, March 2, 2006 12:23 am ET
by NULL of NULL
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Haiku # 34728, March 2, 2006 12:20 am ET
by NULL of NULL
An earwax vacuum
Lets robot voices compete
With those in my head
Haiku # 34727, March 2, 2006 12:14 am ET
by Lush
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Haiku # 34726, March 2, 2006 12:01 am ET
by NULL of NULL
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Haiku # 34725, March 2, 2006 12:01 am ET
by NULL of NULL
Satellites ripple
high frequency chorals down
to the waterbugs
Haiku # 34724, March 1, 2006 10:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Beyond the blue curve
a satellite twinkles down
to the waterbugs
Haiku # 34723, March 1, 2006 10:04 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
An armadillo
pulls a nearly eaten arm
back into its den
Haiku # 34722, March 1, 2006 9:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Nice when friends are round.
The doorbell rings, I answer
and one more rolls in.
Haiku # 34721, March 1, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by sad haiku
Cool dude, sharing food,
speaking out with attitude,
saves humungitude.
Haiku # 34720, March 1, 2006 4:25 pm ET
by MC Respect
The cold bitter wind
Comes streaming through the wall cracks
Makes occupants cold
Haiku # 34719, March 1, 2006 3:38 pm ET
by Janis
The US Army
worshiping a rising sun.
Bikini Atoll.
Haiku # 34718, March 1, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by 15 megatons
sparrow pit drinkers
wing away in dizzy arcs
speculating why
Haiku # 34717, March 1, 2006 2:47 pm ET
by annon
Standing on my head
naked in the rain, sparrows
drink from my armpits.
Haiku # 34716, March 1, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by Mad Ken
Oh, how I saw you!
through two cardboard tubes
fastened to my eyes
Haiku # 34715, March 1, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb

Stiletto Workout
New fad proves the old adage
That time wounds all heels


Haiku # 34714, March 1, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Using native tongue
Navajo Code Talkers had
Japanese nonplus
Haiku # 34713, March 1, 2006 1:29 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Dancing with Lorna
Graceful and with energy
Feels good in my arms
*
Fast multiple spins
She
Haiku # 34712, March 1, 2006 8:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Pushed him down the list
His is a sad condition
Scribble
Haiku # 34711, March 1, 2006 5:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Its ok I know
I
Haiku # 34710, March 1, 2006 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Sang,
Haiku # 34709, March 1, 2006 4:50 am ET
by William Nippress
On the whole, don
Haiku # 34708, March 1, 2006 4:39 am ET
by I just can
Sang Karaoke
This time in my register
Friends said was that you?
Haiku # 34707, March 1, 2006 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress, I was surprised how good I was after last time.
Twenty four year old girl
Flung her arms around my neck
Sitting on my lap
Haiku # 34706, March 1, 2006 4:29 am ET
by I may look like her father, but I
Do not fear my friends
His words can
Haiku # 34705, March 1, 2006 4:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mentally unsafe
His straightjacket has worked loos
Needs chemical cosh
Haiku # 34704, March 1, 2006 4:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 34703, March 1, 2006 12:48 am ET
by NULL of NULL
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Haiku # 34702, March 1, 2006 12:42 am ET
by NULL of NULL
Left same Right same Left:
Chains,Blood,Bungle and Sane- Brain-Theft
In the Middle on Wings don't riddle
Haiku # 34701, February 28, 2006 10:11 pm ET
by wosky
Cheney casting a Spaghetti Eastern
The old man was mistaken for a quail
He just wanted to say:Cheese...Please!
Haiku # 34700, February 28, 2006 9:53 pm ET
by wosky
You catch red herrings
Down at the McGuffin Lake
Sushi plot device
Haiku # 34699, February 28, 2006 8:19 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mark grade eight poems
One more "Horses running free"
I'll gouge my eyes out
Haiku # 34698, February 28, 2006 8:13 pm ET
by Brady of Tronto
I am a weird snake
white, fuzzy, some kind of beak
and big kick'n legs
Haiku # 34697, February 28, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
She: "I go in spurts."
Me: "That is _so ironic!
I'm the opposite!"
Haiku # 34696, February 28, 2006 7:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Time flies like arrows
Tempus Fugit - So? Fruitflies
Like a banana
Haiku # 34695, February 28, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Day one, God makes light
He makes the sun _after that
You see a problem?
Haiku # 34694, February 28, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Quam is scottish
Insanity has gone mad
GLADUS likes cupcakes
Haiku # 34693, February 28, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by flibberjig
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku IV

Eros live! I did.
Did Rose, not a tone - sordid?
Did I? Evil; sore
Haiku # 34692, February 28, 2006 6:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
the flying fishes
fly on their flying dishes
towards the filiment
Haiku # 34691, February 28, 2006 6:13 pm ET
by flibberjig
My McGuffin Life
It keeps moving, but is of
little importance
Haiku # 34690, February 28, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
All humans are scared
If we believe in a God
Who demands vengeance
Haiku # 34689, February 28, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Lush
All things are sacred
if you believe in a God
who
Haiku # 34688, February 28, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by Sacred Haiku, the Word of God
Help me spell something
How do you spell 'mnemonic'?
Some memory aid?
Haiku # 34687, February 28, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Baghdad museum
Looted, voided nothingness
Fear, and shock, and awe
Haiku # 34686, February 28, 2006 12:04 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
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