Mentally unsafe
His straightjacket has worked loos
Needs chemical cosh
by Anonymous Poet
Left same Right same Left:
Chains,Blood,Bungle and Sane- Brain-Theft
In the Middle on Wings don't riddle
by wosky
Cheney casting a Spaghetti Eastern
The old man was mistaken for a quail
He just wanted to say:Cheese...Please!
by wosky
You catch red herrings
Down at the McGuffin Lake
Sushi plot device
by Brady of Toronto
Mark grade eight poems
One more "Horses running free"
I'll gouge my eyes out
by Brady of Tronto
I am a weird snake
white, fuzzy, some kind of beak
and big kick'n legs
by Betty LeBomb
She: "I go in spurts."
Me: "That is _so ironic!
I'm the opposite!"
by Brady of Toronto
Time flies like arrows
Tempus Fugit - So? Fruitflies
Like a banana
by Brady of Toronto
Day one, God makes light
He makes the sun _after that
You see a problem?
by Brady of Toronto
Quam is scottish
Insanity has gone mad
GLADUS likes cupcakes
by flibberjig
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku IV
Eros live! I did.
Did Rose, not a tone - sordid?
Did I? Evil; sore
by Brady of Toronto
the flying fishes
fly on their flying dishes
towards the filiment
by flibberjig
My McGuffin Life
It keeps moving, but is of
little importance
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
All humans are scared
If we believe in a God
Who demands vengeance
by Lush
All things are sacred
if you believe in a God
who
by Sacred Haiku, the Word of God
Help me spell something
How do you spell 'mnemonic'?
Some memory aid?
by Brady of Toronto
Baghdad museum
Looted, voided nothingness
Fear, and shock, and awe
by Brady of Toronto
This nihilism
What? Is nothing sacred?
I'm drawing a blank.
by Brady of Toronto
Fearing fear itself
Bush's foreign policy
Nothing becomes Fear
by Brady of Toronto
Mrs Roosevelt
Said we have nothing to fear
Except fear itself
by William Nippress
Phobophobia
Is it psychosomatic?
Fear is fear itself.
by Brady of Toronto
Every so often,
some things in life can be hard,
and then soft again.
by Dave
This life is so hard
What to say to a woman
Who does not want you?
by Anonymous Poet
I think I
by Anonymous Poet
Excitement growing
Tomorrow dance with Lorna
Love the way she moves
*
So gorgeous, so light
She really makes my evening
Each turn, perfection
*
Predicting the flow
Stylish in every motion
Adds grace to movement
*
Not just eye candy
She
by William Nippress
and so we submit
within set parameters
and perimeters
by ash
Stuck in my office
Ice-cold sunshine temps me out
A crystal clear day
by William Nippress
Re-read old Haiku
by William Nippress
Communication
The Haiku form lends itself
To self expression
by William Nippress
Only for pleasure
Placed for your delectation
Somersaulting words
by William Nippress
last day of summer
the hottest one on record
i've felt lots hotter
by mellie
Sign around my waist
written by chips and beer says,
don't worry, I float
by Betty LeBomb
Time keeps moving on
a pendulum swinging forth
it's much like a clock
by Betty LeBomb
I will ignore it
there is no eggsack growing
under my armpit
by Betty LeBomb
Paris Hilton is
riding a brown carribou
in my kitchen, nude
by Betty LeBomb
Oil painted a snake
snacking on some baby mice
like small pink olives
by Betty LeBomb
Six bucks in vodka
and ten pounds jell-o has led
to this nude haiku
by Betty LeBomb
Darling, stop staring
at that poor old woman's cock
those are her grand kids
by Betty LeBomb
Reached into your purse
hoping for your cigarettes
but finding tampons
by Betty LeBomb
Over there you stood
eyes sparkling garden snow peas
hair thick like string beans
by Betty LeBomb
My Google induced
Epileptic episode.
A search and seizure.
by Lush
large fish gelato
you think banana is bad
this is off the scale
by ash
ryan bites apple
seems like a product moment
no sponsors i bet
by ash
A pair of butt cheeks
clench and embrace each other
like two moons kissing.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Nude soliciting
Landed zero customers
Just one more arrest
by Lush
Null Haiku, 'nother
idea for an even
more boring website
by Janis
at eleven o'clock
just for the sake of a rhyme
my girlfriend just sucks
by austrian of austria
