Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Mentally unsafe
His straightjacket has worked loos
Needs chemical cosh
His straightjacket has worked loos
Needs chemical cosh
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Left same Right same Left:
Chains,Blood,Bungle and Sane- Brain-Theft
In the Middle on Wings don't riddle
Chains,Blood,Bungle and Sane- Brain-Theft
In the Middle on Wings don't riddle
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Cheney casting a Spaghetti Eastern
The old man was mistaken for a quail
He just wanted to say:Cheese...Please!
The old man was mistaken for a quail
He just wanted to say:Cheese...Please!
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You catch red herrings
Down at the McGuffin Lake
Sushi plot device
Down at the McGuffin Lake
Sushi plot device
by of Toronto
Mark grade eight poems
One more "Horses running free"
I'll gouge my eyes out
One more "Horses running free"
I'll gouge my eyes out
by of Tronto
I am a weird snake
white, fuzzy, some kind of beak
and big kick'n legs
white, fuzzy, some kind of beak
and big kick'n legs
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She: "I go in spurts."
Me: "That is _so ironic!
I'm the opposite!"
Me: "That is _so ironic!
I'm the opposite!"
by of Toronto
Time flies like arrows
Tempus Fugit - So? Fruitflies
Like a banana
Tempus Fugit - So? Fruitflies
Like a banana
by of Toronto
Day one, God makes light
He makes the sun _after that
You see a problem?
He makes the sun _after that
You see a problem?
by of Toronto
Quam is scottish
Insanity has gone mad
GLADUS likes cupcakes
Insanity has gone mad
GLADUS likes cupcakes
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Untitled - Palindrome Haiku IV
Eros live! I did.
Did Rose, not a tone - sordid?
Did I? Evil; sore
Eros live! I did.
Did Rose, not a tone - sordid?
Did I? Evil; sore
by of Toronto
the flying fishes
fly on their flying dishes
towards the filiment
fly on their flying dishes
towards the filiment
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My McGuffin Life
It keeps moving, but is of
little importance
It keeps moving, but is of
little importance
by of Phoenix, AZ
All humans are scared
If we believe in a God
Who demands vengeance
If we believe in a God
Who demands vengeance
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All things are sacred
if you believe in a God
who
if you believe in a God
who
by of God
Help me spell something
How do you spell 'mnemonic'?
Some memory aid?
How do you spell 'mnemonic'?
Some memory aid?
by of Toronto
Baghdad museum
Looted, voided nothingness
Fear, and shock, and awe
Looted, voided nothingness
Fear, and shock, and awe
by of Toronto
This nihilism
What? Is nothing sacred?
I'm drawing a blank.
What? Is nothing sacred?
I'm drawing a blank.
by of Toronto
Fearing fear itself
Bush's foreign policy
Nothing becomes Fear
Bush's foreign policy
Nothing becomes Fear
by of Toronto
Mrs Roosevelt
Said we have nothing to fear
Except fear itself
Said we have nothing to fear
Except fear itself
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Phobophobia
Is it psychosomatic?
Fear is fear itself.
Is it psychosomatic?
Fear is fear itself.
by of Toronto
Every so often,
some things in life can be hard,
and then soft again.
some things in life can be hard,
and then soft again.
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This life is so hard
What to say to a woman
Who does not want you?
What to say to a woman
Who does not want you?
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Excitement growing
Tomorrow dance with Lorna
Love the way she moves
*
So gorgeous, so light
She really makes my evening
Each turn, perfection
*
Predicting the flow
Stylish in every motion
Adds grace to movement
*
Not just eye candy
She
Tomorrow dance with Lorna
Love the way she moves
*
So gorgeous, so light
She really makes my evening
Each turn, perfection
*
Predicting the flow
Stylish in every motion
Adds grace to movement
*
Not just eye candy
She
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and so we submit
within set parameters
and perimeters
within set parameters
and perimeters
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Stuck in my office
Ice-cold sunshine temps me out
A crystal clear day
Ice-cold sunshine temps me out
A crystal clear day
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Communication
The Haiku form lends itself
To self expression
The Haiku form lends itself
To self expression
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Only for pleasure
Placed for your delectation
Somersaulting words
Placed for your delectation
Somersaulting words
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last day of summer
the hottest one on record
i've felt lots hotter
the hottest one on record
i've felt lots hotter
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Sign around my waist
written by chips and beer says,
don't worry, I float
written by chips and beer says,
don't worry, I float
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Time keeps moving on
a pendulum swinging forth
it's much like a clock
a pendulum swinging forth
it's much like a clock
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I will ignore it
there is no eggsack growing
under my armpit
there is no eggsack growing
under my armpit
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Paris Hilton is
riding a brown carribou
in my kitchen, nude
riding a brown carribou
in my kitchen, nude
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Oil painted a snake
snacking on some baby mice
like small pink olives
snacking on some baby mice
like small pink olives
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Six bucks in vodka
and ten pounds jell-o has led
to this nude haiku
and ten pounds jell-o has led
to this nude haiku
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Darling, stop staring
at that poor old woman's cock
those are her grand kids
at that poor old woman's cock
those are her grand kids
by
Reached into your purse
hoping for your cigarettes
but finding tampons
hoping for your cigarettes
but finding tampons
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Over there you stood
eyes sparkling garden snow peas
hair thick like string beans
eyes sparkling garden snow peas
hair thick like string beans
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My Google induced
Epileptic episode.
A search and seizure.
Epileptic episode.
A search and seizure.
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large fish gelato
you think banana is bad
this is off the scale
you think banana is bad
this is off the scale
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ryan bites apple
seems like a product moment
no sponsors i bet
seems like a product moment
no sponsors i bet
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A pair of butt cheeks
clench and embrace each other
like two moons kissing.
clench and embrace each other
like two moons kissing.
by of Sodom
Nude soliciting
Landed zero customers
Just one more arrest
Landed zero customers
Just one more arrest
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Null Haiku, 'nother
idea for an even
more boring website
idea for an even
more boring website
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at eleven o'clock
just for the sake of a rhyme
my girlfriend just sucks
just for the sake of a rhyme
my girlfriend just sucks
by of austria