Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Mark grade eight poems
One more "Horses running free"
I'll gouge my eyes out
Haiku # 34698, February 28, 2006 8:13 pm ET
by Brady of Tronto
I am a weird snake
white, fuzzy, some kind of beak
and big kick'n legs
Haiku # 34697, February 28, 2006 7:20 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
She: "I go in spurts."
Me: "That is _so ironic!
I'm the opposite!"
Haiku # 34696, February 28, 2006 7:10 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Time flies like arrows
Tempus Fugit - So? Fruitflies
Like a banana
Haiku # 34695, February 28, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Day one, God makes light
He makes the sun _after that
You see a problem?
Haiku # 34694, February 28, 2006 6:54 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Quam is scottish
Insanity has gone mad
GLADUS likes cupcakes
Haiku # 34693, February 28, 2006 6:43 pm ET
by flibberjig
Untitled - Palindrome Haiku IV

Eros live! I did.
Did Rose, not a tone - sordid?
Did I? Evil; sore
Haiku # 34692, February 28, 2006 6:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
the flying fishes
fly on their flying dishes
towards the filiment
Haiku # 34691, February 28, 2006 6:13 pm ET
by flibberjig
My McGuffin Life
It keeps moving, but is of
little importance
Haiku # 34690, February 28, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
All humans are scared
If we believe in a God
Who demands vengeance
Haiku # 34689, February 28, 2006 3:09 pm ET
by Lush
All things are sacred
if you believe in a God
who
Haiku # 34688, February 28, 2006 1:13 pm ET
by Sacred Haiku, the Word of God
Help me spell something
How do you spell 'mnemonic'?
Some memory aid?
Haiku # 34687, February 28, 2006 12:16 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Baghdad museum
Looted, voided nothingness
Fear, and shock, and awe
Haiku # 34686, February 28, 2006 12:04 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
This nihilism
What? Is nothing sacred?
I'm drawing a blank.
Haiku # 34685, February 28, 2006 11:54 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Fearing fear itself
Bush's foreign policy
Nothing becomes Fear
Haiku # 34684, February 28, 2006 11:48 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Mrs Roosevelt
Said we have nothing to fear
Except fear itself
Haiku # 34683, February 28, 2006 11:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Phobophobia
Is it psychosomatic?
Fear is fear itself.
Haiku # 34682, February 28, 2006 10:25 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Every so often,
some things in life can be hard,
and then soft again.
Haiku # 34681, February 28, 2006 10:17 am ET
by Dave
This life is so hard
What to say to a woman
Who does not want you?
Haiku # 34680, February 28, 2006 7:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think I
Haiku # 34679, February 28, 2006 7:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Excitement growing
Tomorrow dance with Lorna
Love the way she moves
*
So gorgeous, so light
She really makes my evening
Each turn, perfection
*
Predicting the flow
Stylish in every motion
Adds grace to movement
*
Not just eye candy
She
Haiku # 34678, February 28, 2006 7:46 am ET
by William Nippress
and so we submit
within set parameters
and perimeters
Haiku # 34677, February 28, 2006 7:23 am ET
by ash
Stuck in my office
Ice-cold sunshine temps me out
A crystal clear day
Haiku # 34676, February 28, 2006 7:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Re-read old Haiku
Haiku # 34675, February 28, 2006 7:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Communication
The Haiku form lends itself
To self expression
Haiku # 34674, February 28, 2006 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 34673, February 28, 2006 7:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Only for pleasure
Placed for your delectation
Somersaulting words
Haiku # 34672, February 28, 2006 7:01 am ET
by William Nippress
last day of summer
the hottest one on record
i've felt lots hotter
Haiku # 34671, February 28, 2006 6:41 am ET
by mellie
Sign around my waist
written by chips and beer says,
don't worry, I float
Haiku # 34670, February 28, 2006 1:58 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Time keeps moving on
a pendulum swinging forth
it's much like a clock
Haiku # 34669, February 28, 2006 1:48 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I will ignore it
there is no eggsack growing
under my armpit
Haiku # 34668, February 28, 2006 1:40 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Paris Hilton is
riding a brown carribou
in my kitchen, nude
Haiku # 34667, February 28, 2006 1:30 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Oil painted a snake
snacking on some baby mice
like small pink olives
Haiku # 34666, February 28, 2006 1:27 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Six bucks in vodka
and ten pounds jell-o has led
to this nude haiku
Haiku # 34665, February 28, 2006 1:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Darling, stop staring
at that poor old woman's cock
those are her grand kids
Haiku # 34664, February 28, 2006 1:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Reached into your purse
hoping for your cigarettes
but finding tampons
Haiku # 34663, February 28, 2006 1:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Over there you stood
eyes sparkling garden snow peas
hair thick like string beans
Haiku # 34662, February 28, 2006 1:00 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My Google induced
Epileptic episode.
A search and seizure.
Haiku # 34661, February 27, 2006 9:07 pm ET
by Lush
large fish gelato
you think banana is bad
this is off the scale
Haiku # 34660, February 27, 2006 7:49 pm ET
by ash
ryan bites apple
seems like a product moment
no sponsors i bet
Haiku # 34659, February 27, 2006 7:48 pm ET
by ash
A pair of butt cheeks
clench and embrace each other
like two moons kissing.
Haiku # 34658, February 27, 2006 6:52 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Nude soliciting
Landed zero customers
Just one more arrest
Haiku # 34657, February 27, 2006 5:13 pm ET
by Lush
Null Haiku, 'nother
idea for an even
more boring website
Haiku # 34656, February 27, 2006 5:09 pm ET
by Janis
at eleven o'clock
just for the sake of a rhyme
my girlfriend just sucks
Haiku # 34655, February 27, 2006 5:03 pm ET
by austrian of austria
ja null null sieben
gesch
Haiku # 34654, February 27, 2006 4:49 pm ET
by hybrid austrian of UNITED AUSTRIA
oh video chat
so fascinating thou aret
senseless invention
Haiku # 34653, February 27, 2006 4:44 pm ET
by austrian of yeah skiin we go
NULL
Haiku # 34652, February 27, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by NUll of NULL
what is a ran tan?
I just tried to find that out

none the wiser now

thought I was on one
skimming through haiku daily
missing all the fun
Haiku # 34651, February 27, 2006 9:13 am ET
by mellie
Getting iPod fixed
Another hard drive crashes
Apple products stink.
Haiku # 34650, February 27, 2006 9:05 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
Drive golf sliced swerve
Armchair Armco Death
Hence talentless Kitten Cat
Haiku # 34649, February 27, 2006 9:01 am ET
by Ridicule