Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 69 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 69 Days and 78031 Haiku later...
Help me spell something
How do you spell 'mnemonic'?
Some memory aid?
How do you spell 'mnemonic'?
Some memory aid?
by of Toronto
Baghdad museum
Looted, voided nothingness
Fear, and shock, and awe
Looted, voided nothingness
Fear, and shock, and awe
by of Toronto
This nihilism
What? Is nothing sacred?
I'm drawing a blank.
What? Is nothing sacred?
I'm drawing a blank.
by of Toronto
Fearing fear itself
Bush's foreign policy
Nothing becomes Fear
Bush's foreign policy
Nothing becomes Fear
by of Toronto
Mrs Roosevelt
Said we have nothing to fear
Except fear itself
Said we have nothing to fear
Except fear itself
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Phobophobia
Is it psychosomatic?
Fear is fear itself.
Is it psychosomatic?
Fear is fear itself.
by of Toronto
Every so often,
some things in life can be hard,
and then soft again.
some things in life can be hard,
and then soft again.
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This life is so hard
What to say to a woman
Who does not want you?
What to say to a woman
Who does not want you?
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Excitement growing
Tomorrow dance with Lorna
Love the way she moves
*
So gorgeous, so light
She really makes my evening
Each turn, perfection
*
Predicting the flow
Stylish in every motion
Adds grace to movement
*
Not just eye candy
She
Tomorrow dance with Lorna
Love the way she moves
*
So gorgeous, so light
She really makes my evening
Each turn, perfection
*
Predicting the flow
Stylish in every motion
Adds grace to movement
*
Not just eye candy
She
by
and so we submit
within set parameters
and perimeters
within set parameters
and perimeters
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Stuck in my office
Ice-cold sunshine temps me out
A crystal clear day
Ice-cold sunshine temps me out
A crystal clear day
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Communication
The Haiku form lends itself
To self expression
The Haiku form lends itself
To self expression
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Only for pleasure
Placed for your delectation
Somersaulting words
Placed for your delectation
Somersaulting words
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last day of summer
the hottest one on record
i've felt lots hotter
the hottest one on record
i've felt lots hotter
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Sign around my waist
written by chips and beer says,
don't worry, I float
written by chips and beer says,
don't worry, I float
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Time keeps moving on
a pendulum swinging forth
it's much like a clock
a pendulum swinging forth
it's much like a clock
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I will ignore it
there is no eggsack growing
under my armpit
there is no eggsack growing
under my armpit
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Paris Hilton is
riding a brown carribou
in my kitchen, nude
riding a brown carribou
in my kitchen, nude
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Oil painted a snake
snacking on some baby mice
like small pink olives
snacking on some baby mice
like small pink olives
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Six bucks in vodka
and ten pounds jell-o has led
to this nude haiku
and ten pounds jell-o has led
to this nude haiku
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Darling, stop staring
at that poor old woman's cock
those are her grand kids
at that poor old woman's cock
those are her grand kids
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Reached into your purse
hoping for your cigarettes
but finding tampons
hoping for your cigarettes
but finding tampons
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Over there you stood
eyes sparkling garden snow peas
hair thick like string beans
eyes sparkling garden snow peas
hair thick like string beans
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My Google induced
Epileptic episode.
A search and seizure.
Epileptic episode.
A search and seizure.
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large fish gelato
you think banana is bad
this is off the scale
you think banana is bad
this is off the scale
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ryan bites apple
seems like a product moment
no sponsors i bet
seems like a product moment
no sponsors i bet
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A pair of butt cheeks
clench and embrace each other
like two moons kissing.
clench and embrace each other
like two moons kissing.
by of Sodom
Nude soliciting
Landed zero customers
Just one more arrest
Landed zero customers
Just one more arrest
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Null Haiku, 'nother
idea for an even
more boring website
idea for an even
more boring website
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at eleven o'clock
just for the sake of a rhyme
my girlfriend just sucks
just for the sake of a rhyme
my girlfriend just sucks
by of austria
oh video chat
so fascinating thou aret
senseless invention
so fascinating thou aret
senseless invention
by of yeah skiin we go
what is a ran tan?
I just tried to find that out
none the wiser now
thought I was on one
skimming through haiku daily
missing all the fun
I just tried to find that out
none the wiser now
thought I was on one
skimming through haiku daily
missing all the fun
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Getting iPod fixed
Another hard drive crashes
Apple products stink.
Another hard drive crashes
Apple products stink.
by of Korea
Drive golf sliced swerve
Armchair Armco Death
Hence talentless Kitten Cat
Armchair Armco Death
Hence talentless Kitten Cat
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not insomniac
atelo, it's the piercing
you've jammed your eyelids
atelo, it's the piercing
you've jammed your eyelids
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no long engagement
a short passionate marriage
and a quick divorce
a short passionate marriage
and a quick divorce
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Ash once gave advice
Never engage with the trolls
It feeds their ego
Never engage with the trolls
It feeds their ego
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I don't sleep, don't dream-
my eyes never shut, i work.
this has got to stop.
my eyes never shut, i work.
this has got to stop.
by of at my desk, earl in the morning
look on the bright side
he thinks he's the messiah
not a naughty boy
he thinks he's the messiah
not a naughty boy
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well goodness gracious
it's the gnome from alaska
playing with his bone
it's the gnome from alaska
playing with his bone
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kiss kiss sexy cat
like velvet your fur
oh no fish again
like velvet your fur
oh no fish again
by of the crypt
It's gang related
I should rob all these niggas
Gimmie yo air max '95s
I should rob all these niggas
Gimmie yo air max '95s
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