A man
by Pokeaman of Sodom
kiss kiss sexy cat
like velvet your fur
oh no fish again
by Harlot of the crypt
It's gang related
I should rob all these niggas
Gimmie yo air max '95s
by lil walter
Lazy reflections
Floating brown leaves amble past
On soft blown Ripples
by William Nippress
Poetic motion
My every move she follows
Dancing like a dream
by Thank you Lorna, William
Kyoto curling
katabatic winds endure
making ice hard, HARD!
by Brady of Toronto
you need a snowboard
or better global warming
or going coastal
by ash (to austrian)
put the thought on ice
an achondroplastic team
called "short and curling"
by ash
Was Rasputin offed
By British Intelligence?
Watch cable TV.
by Lush
Blessed are the poor
in spirit: for theirs is the
kingdom of heaven.
by Copyright © AD32, Jesus
Olympian heights
Soused upon nectar of gods
Bode Miller's drunk
by Lush
Food, glorious food!
Bananas and Bad Haikus
for body and mind.
by Man and Monkey
why dont you like food
just give me one good reason
and ill leave u alone
by Turbine06
why dont you like food
just give me one good reason
and ill leave u alone
by Turbine06
A knock at the door.
An unimpressed monkey wants
his bananas back.
by fruitless endeavour
Just sold all haikus
on this site to a monkey
for some bananas.
by fruit of my endeavours
your waves are to blame
unnecessary surfboard
why did i buy it?
by Austrian of where everybody is free and happy
korg m1 you old bitch
your cheap tech house piano
get out of my brain
by Austrian of Commercial Location
Copyright
by Anonymous Poet
what if it is his?
his haikus not yours - that's fine?
checked the site - all his!
emailed them just now
they offer to share income
with contributors
by joshua of boston
You
by Handy Whorewhole, Pop Artist
i'll donate my brain
you can have my kidneys too
but piss on yourself
i'm keeping my heart
and the shit on my liver
and of course, my spleen
by ash
it is my talent
only he offers me nix
and the risk as well
pay me a bucket
buy my soul with big dollars
and make me your bitch
but i'll need samples
lots of real cute assistants
and a makeover
by ash
i am not convinced
why not earn money - any way?
it's not your talent
you seen to enjoy
writing commercial haiku
is it frustration?
by joshua of boston
when I forget things
tearing through my libraries
is a waste of now
by Mr. Todd of Milwaukee, WI
don't call me angry
recognise that my madness
is not emotion
by ash
what is the problem ?
we're the creativity
so max gets rich free
by ash
send all your money
janis knows how to find me
for a commission
by ash
(commercial haiku)
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dyson sucks big time
even more than this blog bait
hooked to the hotlink
by ash
we all need money
but not from prostitution
by pimpin' haiku
by ash
The great thing is you
don't need a lot of money
when rich with haiku
by Janis of Toronto
34605
i'm just confirming it's mine
for the copyright
by ash
inspirational
commercial imperative
art for money's sake
get to work janis
negotiate with hallmark
maybe "bad franchise"
by ash
i'm so serious
you should believe every word
if you're gullible
by Anonymous Poet
I have to admit
I am Nobody because
Nobody is perfect
by Janis of Toronto
At intersection
Of aesthetics and commerce:
Satan in repose
by Lush
(commercial haiku)
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Reading Bad Haiku?
Find it a pain in the ass?
Try this remedy.
by Earthly Herbs Hemorrhoids Remedy
Johnny 5 got free
Fell in love with A. Sheedy
Guttenberg can act.
by Ryan of Korea
much anger they have
haikus they write? or lawsuite
as yoda would say
by max
For Ash
I can understand
Your position but no one
Looks at his website
by I
what is the problem?
art and money together?
ash, give me a break
by joshua of boston
ash is a wanker
thinks his haiku is a claim
silly wanker ash
by drophammer
geek panhandler
who'd beg our words for nothing
so he can sell them
by ash
Clearly the product
of a moment spent riding
Satan's big 'ol cock!
by office jockey
always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?
march 7, 2001 (see the archives)
- i am claiming documented prior publication of the concept of product inspired haiku
my lawyer will be in touch
by ash
take all legal risk
and surrender copyright
is that possible
should i press submit
it seems you really mean it
no, seriously
by ash
