i'm so serious
you should believe every word
if you're gullible

I have to admit
I am Nobody because
Nobody is perfect

At intersection
Of aesthetics and commerce:
Satan in repose

(commercial haiku)
****************
Reading Bad Haiku?
Find it a pain in the ass?
Try this remedy.

Johnny 5 got free
Fell in love with A. Sheedy
Guttenberg can act.

much anger they have
haikus they write? or lawsuite
as yoda would say

For Ash
I can understand
Your position but no one
Looks at his website

what is the problem?
art and money together?
ash, give me a break

ash is a wanker
thinks his haiku is a claim
silly wanker ash

geek panhandler
who'd beg our words for nothing
so he can sell them

Clearly the product
of a moment spent riding
Satan's big 'ol cock!

always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?


march 7, 2001 (see the archives)
- i am claiming documented prior publication of the concept of product inspired haiku

my lawyer will be in touch

take all legal risk
and surrender copyright
is that possible

should i press submit
it seems you really mean it
no, seriously

i write some haiku
and you sell them to sponsors
it sure beats working

sponsor this haiku
my fan base will kiss your arse
for the right money

lush make love not kill
experiment do not fear
submit for cash dough

Flagrant misnomer:
"spontaneous combustion."
A heat source exists.

Someone please kill max
And all associated
With productmoment

commercial haiku
productmoment dot com yes
money money man

Hanging by ankles,
then continuous blow-backs.
Crumple to the floor.

I think that 10K
is just not big enough for
all human culture.

Alveoli filled
Rapid transfer THC
Floor far beneath me

Sparse erudition
Paves the road to perdition.
Baked ... in Hell's Kitchen.

An epoch reform
Wherein the "C" in CE
is much more common?

It's logic'ly sound,
But will accelerate the
Y10K crisis.

I drove for five miles
to get dog food, then realised
I don

P

It

I suppose Baffin
Is Legal where it

Glaciation and
modern civilization?
They never happened!

Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.

Don

NULL

NULL

You

End of recent gla-
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.

Quality of haiku,
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.

this isnt even a dumb poem! it dont even ryme@

My angel Ashley
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me

Quoteth Moe Szyslak:
"Tatum'll fustigate 'im!"
verb, beat with a club

What is a Ukraine?
Whatever is a Black sea coast?
Odessa? soda water?

The Creationists
are the stupidest people
that ever evolved.

Could it be Australians?
Self admitted Haiku nerds
Tempting us to ask

who is more stupid
me for writing this haiku
or you for reading

infecting the world
like the hiv virus
dumb repetition

If stupidity
Equals violence then US
How many gun deaths

On this Earth of ours
Who are the stupidest?
People of us all

For Americans!
Odessa is in Ukraine
On the Black sea coast

75 % of
All teenagers tested in
Odessa has HIV

Our surfers are tough
Surf in winter when it snows
Howling gales as well

He surfs off Scily
Silly sharks and Englishmen
Basking in coldness