It
by Concise Oxford Dictionary
I suppose Baffin
Is Legal where it
by What is Baffin anyway?
Glaciation and
modern civilization?
They never happened!
by Tora-Bora Caveman of Sharia Law
Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.
by Uncivilized of Baffin Island
End of recent gla-
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.
by Adam of Holocene
Quality of haiku,
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.
by Dave
this isnt even a dumb poem! it dont even ryme@
by bob
My angel Ashley
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me
by Thomas
Quoteth Moe Szyslak:
"Tatum'll fustigate 'im!"
verb, beat with a club
by Lush
What is a Ukraine?
Whatever is a Black sea coast?
Odessa? soda water?
by ewolfram of NYC
The Creationists
are the stupidest people
that ever evolved.
by Jesus, son of an arab carpenter
Could it be Australians?
Self admitted Haiku nerds
Tempting us to ask
by Daaa I don
who is more stupid
me for writing this haiku
or you for reading
by ash
infecting the world
like the hiv virus
dumb repetition
by ash
If stupidity
Equals violence then US
How many gun deaths
by Anonymous Poet
On this Earth of ours
Who are the stupidest?
People of us all
by Public perception
For Americans!
Odessa is in Ukraine
On the Black sea coast
by Christ, in Europe! Christ, buy an atlas!
75 % of
All teenagers tested in
Odessa has HIV
by Anonymous Poet
Our surfers are tough
Surf in winter when it snows
Howling gales as well
by William. Waters the same bloody temperature anyway
He surfs off Scily
Silly sharks and Englishmen
Basking in coldness
by Brady of Toronto
No, he didn't surf
Katsushika Hokusai
These things go in waves
by Brady of Toronto
A circle of jerks
Engaged in a daisy chain
Crass pollination
by Lush
Mouth over cat
by Lost Boy
Starting to wake up,
I yawn, stretch and scratch my nuts.
Shit! It
by office troll
I hang upside down,
let the tar drain from my lungs.
I smoke far too much.
by gurgle bat
My coffee is cold.
I microwave it again.
My coffee is warm.
by perpetual java
I lay on the bed
and float up to the ceiling.
It
by The Urban Spaceman
We just had coffee
I am still in love with her
Miss my ex lover
by She
Our sea
by William Nippress even in a wet suit
Teetering madness
I just ignore my problems
Hope they go away
by Who
How was I to know?
It
by vomiting William Nippress
streams of consciousness
strange tangential communions
contagious madness
by ash
i write about surf
using the vernacular
and you chuck that up
by ash
Call to God
by Every bathroom has one
i was fully sick
that looked awesome she told me
scorching right hander
by ash
Just wait it
by Who the hell wants a sports car when your aged 70
How am I doing?
My life, all that it could be?
Is there more than this?
by Sometimes I just sit and think and sometimes I just sit
I spin on one foot
Just looking for a way out
It
by William Nippress
Memorable haiku.
No! Funny absolutely.
And sometimes profound.
by William Nippress
Defenestration.
A window onto the world,
Literally. Splat!
by Lush
This dyslexia
It no is matter laughing
Cure for be can found
by Brady of Toronto
Semaphore haiku
\./ _./ \. ._ - "Five more! Seven more! Five more!"
\ /
Aerobic meter
by Brady of Toronto
Listen up Cheney
The phrase is 'The buck stops here'
_Not: 'The buckshot's here'
by Brady of Toronto
parthenogenic
Like Christ and 'Whip-Tail Lizards'
Both clones of their mom
by Brady of Toronto
See Dick. See Dick hunt.
Quail not duck. Duck harry duck
He didn't duck, Dick.
by ewolfram of nyc
