i'll donate my brain
you can have my kidneys too
but piss on yourself
i'm keeping my heart
and the shit on my liver
and of course, my spleen
by ash
it is my talent
only he offers me nix
and the risk as well
pay me a bucket
buy my soul with big dollars
and make me your bitch
but i'll need samples
lots of real cute assistants
and a makeover
by ash
i am not convinced
why not earn money - any way?
it's not your talent
you seen to enjoy
writing commercial haiku
is it frustration?
by joshua of boston
when I forget things
tearing through my libraries
is a waste of now
by Mr. Todd of Milwaukee, WI
don't call me angry
recognise that my madness
is not emotion
by ash
what is the problem ?
we're the creativity
so max gets rich free
by ash
send all your money
janis knows how to find me
for a commission
by ash
(commercial haiku)
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dyson sucks big time
even more than this blog bait
hooked to the hotlink
by ash
we all need money
but not from prostitution
by pimpin' haiku
by ash
The great thing is you
don't need a lot of money
when rich with haiku
by Janis of Toronto
34605
i'm just confirming it's mine
for the copyright
by ash
inspirational
commercial imperative
art for money's sake
get to work janis
negotiate with hallmark
maybe "bad franchise"
by ash
i'm so serious
you should believe every word
if you're gullible
by Anonymous Poet
I have to admit
I am Nobody because
Nobody is perfect
by Janis of Toronto
At intersection
Of aesthetics and commerce:
Satan in repose
by Lush
(commercial haiku)
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Reading Bad Haiku?
Find it a pain in the ass?
Try this remedy.
by Earthly Herbs Hemorrhoids Remedy
Johnny 5 got free
Fell in love with A. Sheedy
Guttenberg can act.
by Ryan of Korea
much anger they have
haikus they write? or lawsuite
as yoda would say
by max
For Ash
I can understand
Your position but no one
Looks at his website
by I
what is the problem?
art and money together?
ash, give me a break
by joshua of boston
ash is a wanker
thinks his haiku is a claim
silly wanker ash
by drophammer
geek panhandler
who'd beg our words for nothing
so he can sell them
by ash
Clearly the product
of a moment spent riding
Satan's big 'ol cock!
by office jockey
always liked my palm
but now it's electronic
am i a wanker ?
march 7, 2001 (see the archives)
- i am claiming documented prior publication of the concept of product inspired haiku
my lawyer will be in touch
by ash
take all legal risk
and surrender copyright
is that possible
should i press submit
it seems you really mean it
no, seriously
by ash
i write some haiku
and you sell them to sponsors
it sure beats working
by ash
sponsor this haiku
my fan base will kiss your arse
for the right money
by ash
lush make love not kill
experiment do not fear
submit for cash dough
by max
Flagrant misnomer:
"spontaneous combustion."
A heat source exists.
by Lush
Someone please kill max
And all associated
With productmoment
by Lush
Hanging by ankles,
then continuous blow-backs.
Crumple to the floor.
by Tardis of AK47
I think that 10K
is just not big enough for
all human culture.
by Gravettian of Pleistocene
Alveoli filled
Rapid transfer THC
Floor far beneath me
by Lush
Sparse erudition
Paves the road to perdition.
Baked ... in Hell's Kitchen.
by Lush
An
epoch reform
Wherein the "C" in
CE
is much more common?
It's logic'ly sound,
But will accelerate the
Y10K crisis.
by Adam of Hollow Scene
I drove for five miles
to get dog food, then realised
I don
by Mad Ken
P
by Isbjørn of Longyearbyen
It
by Concise Oxford Dictionary
I suppose Baffin
Is Legal where it
by What is Baffin anyway?
Glaciation and
modern civilization?
They never happened!
by Tora-Bora Caveman of Sharia Law
Nobody told me
the damned ice age was over.
Bloody freezing here.
by Uncivilized of Baffin Island
End of recent gla-
ciation; rise of modern
civilization.
by Adam of Holocene
Quality of haiku,
seismic shocks and horny whales.
They all come in waves.
by Dave
this isnt even a dumb poem! it dont even ryme@
by bob
My angel Ashley
Is mine in every way
Yet, stolen from me
by Thomas
