Over there you stood
eyes sparkling garden snow peas
hair thick like string beans
by Betty LeBomb
My Google induced
Epileptic episode.
A search and seizure.
by Lush
large fish gelato
you think banana is bad
this is off the scale
by ash
ryan bites apple
seems like a product moment
no sponsors i bet
by ash
A pair of butt cheeks
clench and embrace each other
like two moons kissing.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Nude soliciting
Landed zero customers
Just one more arrest
by Lush
Null Haiku, 'nother
idea for an even
more boring website
by Janis
at eleven o'clock
just for the sake of a rhyme
my girlfriend just sucks
by austrian of austria
ja null null sieben
gesch
by hybrid austrian of UNITED AUSTRIA
oh video chat
so fascinating thou aret
senseless invention
by austrian of yeah skiin we go
what is a ran tan?
I just tried to find that out
none the wiser now
thought I was on one
skimming through haiku daily
missing all the fun
by mellie
Getting iPod fixed
Another hard drive crashes
Apple products stink.
by Ryan of Korea
Drive golf sliced swerve
Armchair Armco Death
Hence talentless Kitten Cat
by Ridicule
not insomniac
atelo, it's the piercing
you've jammed your eyelids
by ash
no long engagement
a short passionate marriage
and a quick divorce
by ash
Ash once gave advice
Never engage with the trolls
It feeds their ego
by APRILS SIMPLE WIN
I don't sleep, don't dream-
my eyes never shut, i work.
this has got to stop.
by atelo of at my desk, earl in the morning
look on the bright side
he thinks he's the messiah
not a naughty boy
by ash
well goodness gracious
it's the gnome from alaska
playing with his bone
by ash
A man
by Pokeaman of Sodom
kiss kiss sexy cat
like velvet your fur
oh no fish again
by Harlot of the crypt
It's gang related
I should rob all these niggas
Gimmie yo air max '95s
by lil walter
Lazy reflections
Floating brown leaves amble past
On soft blown Ripples
by William Nippress
Poetic motion
My every move she follows
Dancing like a dream
by Thank you Lorna, William
Kyoto curling
katabatic winds endure
making ice hard, HARD!
by Brady of Toronto
you need a snowboard
or better global warming
or going coastal
by ash (to austrian)
put the thought on ice
an achondroplastic team
called "short and curling"
by ash
Was Rasputin offed
By British Intelligence?
Watch cable TV.
by Lush
Blessed are the poor
in spirit: for theirs is the
kingdom of heaven.
by Copyright © AD32, Jesus
Olympian heights
Soused upon nectar of gods
Bode Miller's drunk
by Lush
Food, glorious food!
Bananas and Bad Haikus
for body and mind.
by Man and Monkey
why dont you like food
just give me one good reason
and ill leave u alone
by Turbine06
why dont you like food
just give me one good reason
and ill leave u alone
by Turbine06
A knock at the door.
An unimpressed monkey wants
his bananas back.
by fruitless endeavour
Just sold all haikus
on this site to a monkey
for some bananas.
by fruit of my endeavours
your waves are to blame
unnecessary surfboard
why did i buy it?
by Austrian of where everybody is free and happy
korg m1 you old bitch
your cheap tech house piano
get out of my brain
by Austrian of Commercial Location
Copyright
by Anonymous Poet
what if it is his?
his haikus not yours - that's fine?
checked the site - all his!
emailed them just now
they offer to share income
with contributors
by joshua of boston
You
by Handy Whorewhole, Pop Artist
i'll donate my brain
you can have my kidneys too
but piss on yourself
i'm keeping my heart
and the shit on my liver
and of course, my spleen
by ash
it is my talent
only he offers me nix
and the risk as well
pay me a bucket
buy my soul with big dollars
and make me your bitch
but i'll need samples
lots of real cute assistants
and a makeover
by ash
i am not convinced
why not earn money - any way?
it's not your talent
you seen to enjoy
writing commercial haiku
is it frustration?
by joshua of boston
when I forget things
tearing through my libraries
is a waste of now
by Mr. Todd of Milwaukee, WI
don't call me angry
recognise that my madness
is not emotion
by ash
