Wild flowers
her blouse
Words get in the way
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
You are pulling my leg
the storm is coming
Across the land
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Frog in a jam
Leap of faith
Snake gets a bargain
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
February
Cat meaows
I took a sip
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tampex
go some place good
I am bad likewise
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Only ash remains.
Music of the ellipsoids
is shot down in flames.
by Anonymous Poet
better check that bag
your gonads are distorted
should be ellipsoid
by ash
She sings in my ear
whilst slowly stroking my balls.
Music of the spheres.
by Anonymous Poet
Baby seal hunt
"Maxwell's Hammer" through the skull
McCartney hates this
by Brady of Toronto
I'm _not paranoid
They scan my haikus. But they
can't break my crypto
by Brady of Toronto
"It's all fun and games"
Neurotic mom screams. "until...
you poke an eye out!"
by Brady of Toronto
"SLOW SLOW QUICK QUICK SLOW"
Tango coach reveals to us
the forbidden dance
by Brady of Toronto
Fridays salsa dance
Richard Blue it with Nathalie
He lacks confidence.
*
She sat next to me
Guys came up all evening
To chat her up
*
Richard took her home
Bet he never kissed her though
I
by William Nippress
Lick tears from her neck
Taste of perfume,
ambergris
She weeps for dead whales
by Brady of Toronto
They use mind control
They're making me paranoid
Don't say you don't know
by Brady of Toronto
All respect to Ash
He
by Anonymous Poet
Got text from Lorna
She is in Barcelona
Eating tapas, wine
by William Nippress
don't make me blubber
ripe cetacean tragedy
ship it to japan
by ash
Washed up on the shore
a smell only dynamite
could rid.
whale go boom!by Betty LeBomb
Washed up on the shore
a petrified beach party
grab a bone for luck!
by Betty LeBomb
Stones on a wet beach
glint and gleam in the moonlight.
Petrified bubbles.
by beach life
I
by Mad Ken of AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
This is relaxing,
I could write haikus all day.
by Mad Ken
In the library,
I make a noise like a chimp.
Grin among the frowns.
by Mad Ken
the smell of burning
leather; we hold each other
tight; don't touch me there
-- apologies to The Tubes
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
latex gown and gloves
a teenage enema nurse
in stiletto heels
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Judging by my weight
Sitophobia is not
One of my problems
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
A bit horny, eh?
Hornblower, Horatio
Gives fellatio.
by Lush
Interesting thought
Why do I find naked girls?
So dam attractive
by Perhaps I
My friend Caroline
Has just got her PHD
Now Dr Metcalf
(Criminology)
*
Asked me to join her
Sorounded by us old men
for a drink lunch time
*
All looking at her
With soft eyed adoratioin
She is just so cute
*
She
by William Nippress
nerves have now collapsed
ignorance working its art
carved an empty corpse
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
site burning
ni-pressed and ashen
only remains
by Anonymous Poet
When she smiles at you
The rest of the world disappears
No man could resist
by William Nippress
she was a sugeon
but you just couldn't cut it
ah well, break a leg
by ash
My old mate Richard
Beautiful Nathalie Said.
Take me to the dance.
*
He could not say no
She
by William Nippress
comet pojmanski
blowing in the morning sky
bite me tsar bomba
by ash
Last one was about
My Dog, lest you get ideas
Vet did it not me
by William Nippress
Finger up his bum
Look of surprise on his face
His anal glands squeezed
*
He looked straight at me
What the hell! Look on his face
I just had to laugh
by William Nippress
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
by Anonymous Poet
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
by William Nippress
older all the time
undulating chromosomes
in a death spiral
by ash
amputation now
the leg is off poor wee dog
a bucket's on her head
by mellie
My poor powdered dog
an urn holds him after time
took old Blue away
by Betty LeBomb
Oh sweet powdered drugs
Makes the bad feel oh so good
Takes the blues away
by Anonymous Poet
Dash the FDA
Even koalas get high
Gimme, gimme drugs
by Lush
Dangling from a cliff
Tired, sweating, death is near
I dream of big tits
by Kackarott of L.A.
One thing is for sure
On the internet no one
Knows if you're a dog
by Janis
