Got text from Lorna
She is in Barcelona
Eating tapas, wine
by William Nippress
don't make me blubber
ripe cetacean tragedy
ship it to japan
by ash
Washed up on the shore
a smell only dynamite
could rid.
whale go boom!by Betty LeBomb
Washed up on the shore
a petrified beach party
grab a bone for luck!
by Betty LeBomb
Stones on a wet beach
glint and gleam in the moonlight.
Petrified bubbles.
by beach life
I
by Mad Ken of AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
This is relaxing,
I could write haikus all day.
by Mad Ken
In the library,
I make a noise like a chimp.
Grin among the frowns.
by Mad Ken
the smell of burning
leather; we hold each other
tight; don't touch me there
-- apologies to The Tubes
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
latex gown and gloves
a teenage enema nurse
in stiletto heels
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Judging by my weight
Sitophobia is not
One of my problems
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
A bit horny, eh?
Hornblower, Horatio
Gives fellatio.
by Lush
Interesting thought
Why do I find naked girls?
So dam attractive
by Perhaps I
My friend Caroline
Has just got her PHD
Now Dr Metcalf
(Criminology)
*
Asked me to join her
Sorounded by us old men
for a drink lunch time
*
All looking at her
With soft eyed adoratioin
She is just so cute
*
She
by William Nippress
nerves have now collapsed
ignorance working its art
carved an empty corpse
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
site burning
ni-pressed and ashen
only remains
by Anonymous Poet
When she smiles at you
The rest of the world disappears
No man could resist
by William Nippress
she was a sugeon
but you just couldn't cut it
ah well, break a leg
by ash
My old mate Richard
Beautiful Nathalie Said.
Take me to the dance.
*
He could not say no
She
by William Nippress
comet pojmanski
blowing in the morning sky
bite me tsar bomba
by ash
Last one was about
My Dog, lest you get ideas
Vet did it not me
by William Nippress
Finger up his bum
Look of surprise on his face
His anal glands squeezed
*
He looked straight at me
What the hell! Look on his face
I just had to laugh
by William Nippress
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
by Anonymous Poet
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
by William Nippress
older all the time
undulating chromosomes
in a death spiral
by ash
amputation now
the leg is off poor wee dog
a bucket's on her head
by mellie
My poor powdered dog
an urn holds him after time
took old Blue away
by Betty LeBomb
Oh sweet powdered drugs
Makes the bad feel oh so good
Takes the blues away
by Anonymous Poet
Dash the FDA
Even koalas get high
Gimme, gimme drugs
by Lush
Dangling from a cliff
Tired, sweating, death is near
I dream of big tits
by Kackarott of L.A.
One thing is for sure
On the internet no one
Knows if you're a dog
by Janis
A girl with coffee
Sent it spraying all over
When he made a joke.
by Ryan of Korea
I know who you are
You little punk ass dipshit
Spam in haiku form
by Janis
Novaya Zemlya.
Late on a Monday morning,
Ivan celebrates.
by 57 megatons of biggest ever
London Happy Hour
Let's share the Underground dear
A lovely Plenge in River Styx
Heavenpointed Domes are blasted anyway
Bacchus Red made of Grapes
by wosky
Mangled poetry,
Devoid of form and beauty,
I suck at this stuff.
by Anonymous Poet
Ok so what then
You
by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Bravo
Shaken and not stirred
The name is Bond, James Bond
Sean Connery is Bond.
by Alan Lawton of Earth
Read the submissions
Hilarious, more mad Ken
And more from Annon
by William Nippress
Ok, I hear you
Enough, enough, just relax
Just get over her!
by Anonymous Poet
Attracted to her
Always thought she was lovely
Close to her, I
by Anonymous Poet
Her smile haunts me
Her slim figure alluring
Captivates my soul
by Anonymous Poet
A real cense of loss
Of hopelessness and despair
I know it can
by Anonymous Poet
Christ love is painful
When it is unrequited
My heart is aching
by Anonymous Poet
Do clouds in the sky
Ever get tired floating
So high above us?
by Alan Lawton of California
Act like I don
by Anonymous Poet
Acting nonchalant
Can
by Anonymous Poet
