Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77389 Haiku later...

nerves have now collapsed
ignorance working its art
carved an empty corpse
Haiku # 34774, March 3, 2006 10:45 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
site burning
ni-pressed and ashen
only remains
Haiku # 34773, March 3, 2006 8:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When she smiles at you
The rest of the world disappears
No man could resist
Haiku # 34772, March 3, 2006 7:39 am ET
by William Nippress
she was a sugeon
but you just couldn't cut it
ah well, break a leg
Haiku # 34771, March 3, 2006 5:54 am ET
by ash
My old mate Richard
Beautiful Nathalie Said.
Take me to the dance.
*
He could not say no
She
Haiku # 34770, March 3, 2006 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
comet pojmanski
blowing in the morning sky
bite me tsar bomba
Haiku # 34769, March 3, 2006 5:18 am ET
by ash
Last one was about
My Dog, lest you get ideas
Vet did it not me
Haiku # 34768, March 3, 2006 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Finger up his bum
Look of surprise on his face
His anal glands squeezed
*
He looked straight at me
What the hell! Look on his face
I just had to laugh
Haiku # 34767, March 3, 2006 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
Haiku # 34766, March 3, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My dogs got a cyst
At least that
Haiku # 34765, March 3, 2006 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
What
Haiku # 34764, March 3, 2006 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
older all the time
undulating chromosomes
in a death spiral
Haiku # 34763, March 3, 2006 4:55 am ET
by ash
amputation now
the leg is off poor wee dog
a bucket's on her head
Haiku # 34762, March 3, 2006 2:35 am ET
by mellie
My poor powdered dog
an urn holds him after time
took old Blue away
Haiku # 34761, March 2, 2006 11:55 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Oh sweet powdered drugs
Makes the bad feel oh so good
Takes the blues away
Haiku # 34760, March 2, 2006 5:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dash the FDA
Even koalas get high
Gimme, gimme drugs
Haiku # 34759, March 2, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Lush
Dangling from a cliff
Tired, sweating, death is near
I dream of big tits
Haiku # 34758, March 2, 2006 2:23 pm ET
by Kackarott of L.A.
One thing is for sure
On the internet no one
Knows if you're a dog
Haiku # 34757, March 2, 2006 1:12 pm ET
by Janis
A girl with coffee
Sent it spraying all over
When he made a joke.
Haiku # 34756, March 2, 2006 12:57 pm ET
by Ryan of Korea
I know who you are
You little punk ass dipshit
Spam in haiku form
Haiku # 34755, March 2, 2006 12:54 pm ET
by Janis
Novaya Zemlya.
Late on a Monday morning,
Ivan celebrates.
Haiku # 34754, March 2, 2006 11:33 am ET
by 57 megatons of biggest ever

London Happy Hour
Let's share the Underground dear
A lovely Plenge in River Styx
Heavenpointed Domes are blasted anyway
Bacchus Red made of Grapes
Haiku # 34753, March 2, 2006 8:04 am ET
by wosky
Mangled poetry,
Devoid of form and beauty,
I suck at this stuff.
Haiku # 34752, March 2, 2006 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ok so what then
You
Haiku # 34751, March 2, 2006 7:04 am ET
by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_Bravo
Shaken and not stirred
The name is Bond, James Bond
Sean Connery is Bond.
Haiku # 34750, March 2, 2006 5:43 am ET
by Alan Lawton of Earth
Read the submissions
Hilarious, more mad Ken
And more from Annon
Haiku # 34749, March 2, 2006 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Ok, I hear you
Enough, enough, just relax
Just get over her!
Haiku # 34748, March 2, 2006 5:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Attracted to her
Always thought she was lovely
Close to her, I
Haiku # 34747, March 2, 2006 5:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Her smile haunts me
Her slim figure alluring
Captivates my soul
Haiku # 34746, March 2, 2006 5:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
A real cense of loss
Of hopelessness and despair
I know it can
Haiku # 34745, March 2, 2006 4:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Christ love is painful
When it is unrequited
My heart is aching
Haiku # 34744, March 2, 2006 4:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

















Do clouds in the sky
Ever get tired floating
So high above us?
Haiku # 34743, March 2, 2006 4:48 am ET
by Alan Lawton of California
Act like I don
Haiku # 34742, March 2, 2006 4:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Acting nonchalant
Can
Haiku # 34741, March 2, 2006 4:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She
Haiku # 34740, March 2, 2006 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vision of beauty
In diaphanous black
I want to hold her
Haiku # 34739, March 2, 2006 4:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Kissed her on the cheek
Our mouths met and passion grew
Only in my dreams!
Haiku # 34738, March 2, 2006 4:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dog
Haiku # 34737, March 2, 2006 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Freezing cold morning
Can
Haiku # 34736, March 2, 2006 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
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Haiku # 34735, March 2, 2006 1:17 am ET
by NULL
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Haiku # 34734, March 2, 2006 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 34733, March 2, 2006 1:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34732, March 2, 2006 12:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34731, March 2, 2006 12:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NULL
Haiku # 34730, March 2, 2006 12:33 am ET
by NULL of NULL
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Haiku # 34729, March 2, 2006 12:23 am ET
by NULL of NULL
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Haiku # 34728, March 2, 2006 12:20 am ET
by NULL of NULL
An earwax vacuum
Lets robot voices compete
With those in my head
Haiku # 34727, March 2, 2006 12:14 am ET
by Lush
NULL
Haiku # 34726, March 2, 2006 12:01 am ET
by NULL of NULL
NULL
Haiku # 34725, March 2, 2006 12:01 am ET
by NULL of NULL
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