Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77389 Haiku later...

I work through the list
The chuckles come readily
Such cleaver Haiku
Haiku # 34823, March 6, 2006 6:34 am ET
by William Nippress
With your spear
Haiku # 34822, March 6, 2006 12:56 am ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
beneath my wings not
the wind beneath my bottom
that'd sort 'em out
Haiku # 34821, March 5, 2006 11:23 pm ET
by ash
Timeless melody
Goes: "Oops, I did it again"
Britney, we miss you!
Haiku # 34820, March 5, 2006 10:36 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
Love will build a bridge
and show the enemy the
wind beneath my wings
Haiku # 34819, March 5, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This taco was once
a hunk of blue meat with three
feathers sticking out
Haiku # 34818, March 5, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This grey concrete block
is sitting in my closet
lacking poetics
Haiku # 34817, March 5, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I think we need more
Common human decency
and less abstract "love"
Haiku # 34816, March 5, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Vlad said fascism
is just capitalism
only in decay
Haiku # 34815, March 5, 2006 11:36 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
We're so desperate
for this: an anesthetic
against loneliness.
Haiku # 34814, March 5, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Brady (with apologies to David Foster Wallace) of Toronto
When it is time to
hang the capitalists, they
will sell us the rope.
Haiku # 34813, March 5, 2006 11:06 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Workers of the World
Unite. You have nothing to
lose but your chains eh?
Haiku # 34812, March 5, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The passersby see us
springing into each other
The Spring is coming
Haiku # 34811, March 5, 2006 8:39 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A Dutchman with no ear
Replied to Vincent
82 million dollars
Haiku # 34810, March 5, 2006 8:38 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Babao they yell behind me
sounds like a jerk
Not, but the Fighter

Haiku # 34809, March 5, 2006 8:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
5
Haiku # 34808, March 5, 2006 8:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
White narrow skin
sinking into darkness
Like a candy bar
Haiku # 34807, March 5, 2006 8:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Wild flowers
her blouse
Words get in the way
Haiku # 34806, March 5, 2006 8:30 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
You are pulling my leg
the storm is coming
Across the land
Haiku # 34805, March 5, 2006 8:29 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Frog in a jam
Leap of faith
Snake gets a bargain
Haiku # 34804, March 5, 2006 8:28 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
February
Cat meaows
I took a sip
Haiku # 34803, March 5, 2006 8:26 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tampex
go some place good
I am bad likewise
Haiku # 34802, March 5, 2006 8:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Only ash remains.
Music of the ellipsoids
is shot down in flames.
Haiku # 34801, March 4, 2006 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
better check that bag
your gonads are distorted
should be ellipsoid
Haiku # 34800, March 4, 2006 9:02 pm ET
by ash
She sings in my ear
whilst slowly stroking my balls.
Music of the spheres.
Haiku # 34799, March 4, 2006 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Baby seal hunt
"Maxwell's Hammer" through the skull
McCartney hates this
Haiku # 34798, March 4, 2006 10:49 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
I'm _not paranoid
They scan my haikus. But they
can't break my crypto
Haiku # 34797, March 4, 2006 10:31 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
"It's all fun and games"
Neurotic mom screams. "until...
you poke an eye out!"
Haiku # 34796, March 4, 2006 10:23 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
"SLOW SLOW QUICK QUICK SLOW"
Tango coach reveals to us
the forbidden dance
Haiku # 34795, March 4, 2006 9:48 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
She
Haiku # 34794, March 4, 2006 9:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Fridays salsa dance
Richard Blue it with Nathalie
He lacks confidence.
*
She sat next to me
Guys came up all evening
To chat her up
*
Richard took her home
Bet he never kissed her though
I
Haiku # 34793, March 4, 2006 9:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Lick tears from her neck
Taste of perfume, ambergris
She weeps for dead whales
Haiku # 34792, March 4, 2006 9:06 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
They use mind control
They're making me paranoid
Don't say you don't know
Haiku # 34791, March 4, 2006 8:44 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
All respect to Ash
He
Haiku # 34790, March 4, 2006 7:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Got text from Lorna
She is in Barcelona
Eating tapas, wine
Haiku # 34789, March 4, 2006 7:03 am ET
by William Nippress
don't make me blubber
ripe cetacean tragedy
ship it to japan
Haiku # 34788, March 4, 2006 5:05 am ET
by ash
Washed up on the shore
a smell only dynamite
could rid. whale go boom!
Haiku # 34787, March 3, 2006 10:13 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Washed up on the shore
a petrified beach party
grab a bone for luck!
Haiku # 34786, March 3, 2006 10:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Stones on a wet beach
glint and gleam in the moonlight.
Petrified bubbles.
Haiku # 34785, March 3, 2006 6:59 pm ET
by beach life
I
Haiku # 34784, March 3, 2006 6:44 pm ET
by Mad Ken of AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
I don
Haiku # 34783, March 3, 2006 6:41 pm ET
by Mad Ken
This is relaxing,
I could write haikus all day.
Haiku # 34782, March 3, 2006 6:40 pm ET
by Mad Ken
In the library,
I make a noise like a chimp.
Grin among the frowns.
Haiku # 34781, March 3, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Mad Ken

the smell of burning
leather; we hold each other
tight; don't touch me there


-- apologies to The Tubes
Haiku # 34780, March 3, 2006 5:45 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ

latex gown and gloves
a teenage enema nurse
in stiletto heels
Haiku # 34779, March 3, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Judging by my weight
Sitophobia is not
One of my problems
Haiku # 34778, March 3, 2006 5:38 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
A bit horny, eh?
Hornblower, Horatio
Gives fellatio.
Haiku # 34777, March 3, 2006 5:00 pm ET
by Lush
Interesting thought
Why do I find naked girls?
So dam attractive
Haiku # 34776, March 3, 2006 12:23 pm ET
by Perhaps I
My friend Caroline
Has just got her PHD
Now Dr Metcalf
(Criminology)
*
Asked me to join her
Sorounded by us old men
for a drink lunch time
*
All looking at her
With soft eyed adoratioin
She is just so cute
*
She
Haiku # 34775, March 3, 2006 11:58 am ET
by William Nippress
nerves have now collapsed
ignorance working its art
carved an empty corpse
Haiku # 34774, March 3, 2006 10:45 am ET
by Kiralli of Berkshire Hills
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