So bored here at work
Make use of company time
Writing bad haiku.
by Julie of Orlando
You spend nine months there
The rest of your adult life
Trying to get back
by Inside a female virgina
I can remember
The feel of her nakedness
Body to body
by Anonymous Poet
I didn
by Not putting my name to these
Blond, slim, attractive
She was the older woman
Just four years older
by I was awful really bad lover
I have just realized
I lost my virginity
41 years ago
by Anonymous Poet
I work through the list
The chuckles come readily
Such cleaver Haiku
by William Nippress
With your spear
by Pokeaman of Sodom
beneath my wings not
the wind beneath my bottom
that'd sort 'em out
by ash
Timeless melody
Goes: "Oops, I did it again"
Britney, we miss you!
by fingerfood of sg
Love will build a bridge
and show the enemy the
wind beneath my wings
by Betty LeBomb
This taco was once
a hunk of blue meat with three
feathers sticking out
by Betty LeBomb
This grey concrete block
is sitting in my closet
lacking poetics
by Betty LeBomb
I think we need more
Common human decency
and less abstract "love"
by Brady of Toronto
Vlad said fascism
is just capitalism
only in decay
by Brady of Toronto
We're so desperate
for this: an anesthetic
against loneliness.
by Brady (with apologies to David Foster Wallace) of Toronto
When it is time to
hang the capitalists, they
will sell us the rope.
by Brady of Toronto
Workers of the World
Unite. You have nothing to
lose but your chains eh?
by Brady of Toronto
The passersby see us
springing into each other
The Spring is coming
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A Dutchman with no ear
Replied to Vincent
82 million dollars
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Babao they yell behind me
sounds like a jerk
Not, but the Fighter
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
5
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
White narrow skin
sinking into darkness
Like a candy bar
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Wild flowers
her blouse
Words get in the way
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
You are pulling my leg
the storm is coming
Across the land
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Frog in a jam
Leap of faith
Snake gets a bargain
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
February
Cat meaows
I took a sip
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tampex
go some place good
I am bad likewise
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Only ash remains.
Music of the ellipsoids
is shot down in flames.
by Anonymous Poet
better check that bag
your gonads are distorted
should be ellipsoid
by ash
She sings in my ear
whilst slowly stroking my balls.
Music of the spheres.
by Anonymous Poet
Baby seal hunt
"Maxwell's Hammer" through the skull
McCartney hates this
by Brady of Toronto
I'm _not paranoid
They scan my haikus. But they
can't break my crypto
by Brady of Toronto
"It's all fun and games"
Neurotic mom screams. "until...
you poke an eye out!"
by Brady of Toronto
"SLOW SLOW QUICK QUICK SLOW"
Tango coach reveals to us
the forbidden dance
by Brady of Toronto
Fridays salsa dance
Richard Blue it with Nathalie
He lacks confidence.
*
She sat next to me
Guys came up all evening
To chat her up
*
Richard took her home
Bet he never kissed her though
I
by William Nippress
Lick tears from her neck
Taste of perfume,
ambergris
She weeps for dead whales
by Brady of Toronto
They use mind control
They're making me paranoid
Don't say you don't know
by Brady of Toronto
All respect to Ash
He
by Anonymous Poet
Got text from Lorna
She is in Barcelona
Eating tapas, wine
by William Nippress
don't make me blubber
ripe cetacean tragedy
ship it to japan
by ash
Washed up on the shore
a smell only dynamite
could rid.
whale go boom!by Betty LeBomb
Washed up on the shore
a petrified beach party
grab a bone for luck!
by Betty LeBomb
Stones on a wet beach
glint and gleam in the moonlight.
Petrified bubbles.
by beach life
I
by Mad Ken of AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
This is relaxing,
I could write haikus all day.
by Mad Ken
In the library,
I make a noise like a chimp.
Grin among the frowns.
by Mad Ken
the smell of burning
leather; we hold each other
tight; don't touch me there
-- apologies to The Tubes
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
