Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 15 Days and 77389 Haiku later...

My cat can lay eggs
ahoy mighty meadow lark
my cat can lay eggs
Haiku # 34846, March 7, 2006 1:41 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Vernal equinox
Pal of USA, bollocks!
Pretentious display
Haiku # 34845, March 6, 2006 6:51 pm ET
by Lush
Relax in a bath
I hope I don't fall asleep
But that would feel good
Haiku # 34844, March 6, 2006 6:21 pm ET
by insomniac
I have never seen
so much water, moss, yard fish
a christmas so green
Haiku # 34843, March 6, 2006 6:08 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Even the smallest
puddles in the street eat cars
they don't mess around
Haiku # 34842, March 6, 2006 6:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
The moss green sidewalks
are slowly becoming brown
the rain will stop soon
Haiku # 34841, March 6, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
smoldering glances
scorch the air in between us
anticipation
Haiku # 34840, March 6, 2006 3:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

after breakfast and
before lunch, I usually
have elevenses
Haiku # 34839, March 6, 2006 3:54 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Steamy windows
her lips are kissed
She says nothing
Haiku # 34838, March 6, 2006 3:40 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Fight we shall
in picturesque shade
of the Persian arrows
Picturesque
Haiku # 34837, March 6, 2006 3:38 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Now that The Word
appeared in the Press
Nobody knows
Haiku # 34836, March 6, 2006 3:36 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Be back in my heart
like tomorrow
Haiku # 34835, March 6, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
must have a season
or otherwise it's senryu
this is not haiku
Haiku # 34834, March 6, 2006 3:19 pm ET
by Pal of USA
Alone in office
Rhythmless dancing ensues
Kinda like Elaine
Haiku # 34833, March 6, 2006 2:21 pm ET
by Julie of work
All my friends are young
Don
Haiku # 34832, March 6, 2006 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Girl and radio
Both solitary singers
A blush no-one hears.
Haiku # 34831, March 6, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by Julie of Orlando
The last three lovers
Were 20, 10 and 30
Years younger than me
Haiku # 34830, March 6, 2006 11:58 am ET
by I kid you not
So bored here at work
Make use of company time
Writing bad haiku.
Haiku # 34829, March 6, 2006 11:56 am ET
by Julie of Orlando
You spend nine months there
The rest of your adult life
Trying to get back
Haiku # 34828, March 6, 2006 11:55 am ET
by Inside a female virgina
I can remember
The feel of her nakedness
Body to body
Haiku # 34827, March 6, 2006 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I didn
Haiku # 34826, March 6, 2006 11:46 am ET
by Not putting my name to these
Blond, slim, attractive
She was the older woman
Just four years older
Haiku # 34825, March 6, 2006 11:43 am ET
by I was awful really bad lover
I have just realized
I lost my virginity
41 years ago
Haiku # 34824, March 6, 2006 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I work through the list
The chuckles come readily
Such cleaver Haiku
Haiku # 34823, March 6, 2006 6:34 am ET
by William Nippress
With your spear
Haiku # 34822, March 6, 2006 12:56 am ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
beneath my wings not
the wind beneath my bottom
that'd sort 'em out
Haiku # 34821, March 5, 2006 11:23 pm ET
by ash
Timeless melody
Goes: "Oops, I did it again"
Britney, we miss you!
Haiku # 34820, March 5, 2006 10:36 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
Love will build a bridge
and show the enemy the
wind beneath my wings
Haiku # 34819, March 5, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This taco was once
a hunk of blue meat with three
feathers sticking out
Haiku # 34818, March 5, 2006 4:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This grey concrete block
is sitting in my closet
lacking poetics
Haiku # 34817, March 5, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I think we need more
Common human decency
and less abstract "love"
Haiku # 34816, March 5, 2006 12:06 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Vlad said fascism
is just capitalism
only in decay
Haiku # 34815, March 5, 2006 11:36 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
We're so desperate
for this: an anesthetic
against loneliness.
Haiku # 34814, March 5, 2006 11:14 am ET
by Brady (with apologies to David Foster Wallace) of Toronto
When it is time to
hang the capitalists, they
will sell us the rope.
Haiku # 34813, March 5, 2006 11:06 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Workers of the World
Unite. You have nothing to
lose but your chains eh?
Haiku # 34812, March 5, 2006 11:03 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The passersby see us
springing into each other
The Spring is coming
Haiku # 34811, March 5, 2006 8:39 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
A Dutchman with no ear
Replied to Vincent
82 million dollars
Haiku # 34810, March 5, 2006 8:38 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Babao they yell behind me
sounds like a jerk
Not, but the Fighter

Haiku # 34809, March 5, 2006 8:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
5
Haiku # 34808, March 5, 2006 8:35 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
White narrow skin
sinking into darkness
Like a candy bar
Haiku # 34807, March 5, 2006 8:31 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Wild flowers
her blouse
Words get in the way
Haiku # 34806, March 5, 2006 8:30 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
You are pulling my leg
the storm is coming
Across the land
Haiku # 34805, March 5, 2006 8:29 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Frog in a jam
Leap of faith
Snake gets a bargain
Haiku # 34804, March 5, 2006 8:28 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
February
Cat meaows
I took a sip
Haiku # 34803, March 5, 2006 8:26 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Tampex
go some place good
I am bad likewise
Haiku # 34802, March 5, 2006 8:25 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Serbia
Only ash remains.
Music of the ellipsoids
is shot down in flames.
Haiku # 34801, March 4, 2006 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
better check that bag
your gonads are distorted
should be ellipsoid
Haiku # 34800, March 4, 2006 9:02 pm ET
by ash
She sings in my ear
whilst slowly stroking my balls.
Music of the spheres.
Haiku # 34799, March 4, 2006 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Baby seal hunt
"Maxwell's Hammer" through the skull
McCartney hates this
Haiku # 34798, March 4, 2006 10:49 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
I'm _not paranoid
They scan my haikus. But they
can't break my crypto
Haiku # 34797, March 4, 2006 10:31 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
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