mum can swear like dad.
dad can swear like grandad can.
grandad just swears: "FUCK!"

Malice grits its pain,
gapes, convulses and spews out
a putrefied demon.

redundancy pay
"take up a hobby", they said
bought me a rifle!

This sharpened moment
prises open a dark thought,
my soul a fulcrum.
>
Beaten to a pulp,
my haiku lies in the ditch
with its throat torn out.
>
As my mind decays,
Bad Haiku picks the skull clean
to pure polished bone.

tired eyes, itchy beard.
maybe i should shave it off.
to stop all the crumbs.

Recycle mouth-wash.
One bottle will last for years
if you are careful.

coffee machine slut.
sexy, dirty, caffeine buzz,
gets me through the day.

managing my time
I "manage" to live by not
accounting for life

The taste of warm milk
reminds me of my mother.
I need a cuddle.

I like getting sick,
because I do so enjoy
getting well again.

Pumping way too hard,
she vomits all down my back.
Channelled by butt crack.

Facing life

The bathroom mirror
shows me the place where I will die.
Can

A little white face
whimpering in the darkness.
I love my mother.

Looking back fondly
Through all the precious archives
Grandma has a cock

This is where it

Maws feedin the hens
My sister smiles over at me
an I go all shy

I just learned something.
you put your thumb in your ass
and it feels real nice

As i said... 34177
a walk through the dump.
Will I ever learn_? to spell

As i said... 34177
a walk theough the dump.
Will I wvwe learn_?

Like a razor through
the throat of a dead baby,
My dick splits her meat.

oh my dear supine
love me tender, love me true
till the end of time

Amazing, the smells
Pushing a pea with my nose
Keeps me close to ground

So convoluted
Logorrhoea what is it?
Verbal diarrhea

born last century
growing old disgracefully
pumping out haiku

trust us we're poets
logorrhoea rules the site
take our words for it

The Fly DVD...
What's better than big man-fly?
Well, Geena Davis.

Playing as Jack sucks
Kong is where it's at, sucka
Apes = better

The Prince of Persia
Using his dagger of time...
Gotta save the girl

Monosyllabics:
scratched, screeched, scrounged, squelched, straights
Long and beautiful

I'll take spots for $400
Used for marking their range
What is urine? Yes!

Tingling fire hurts bad
Puckered hole, capsiacin
Damn habanero

i'm real good humid
especially when condensed
the thought makes me drip

Bestaility
Depression, sex, rap
Sarcasm, anger

Camel lights' sweet smoke
light another, take a drink
It's been a bad night.

Burning in my gut
But not the kind friends may think
Bottled emotions

Frustration abounds
Same ol' thing with nothing new
Life stuck on repeat

Hatred in my bones
How do you release anger
Without murdering?

"Saigon, shit!" "Surf or fight!"
"Tiger, ahhhhh!," arrows, weird men
"Lance!" "The horror!" Fire

Sarah Conner? [BAM]
"He will not stop!" "All be bachh"
"Reese!" "Die you fucker!"

F*^%! F%^&*!, F%#%$. F^$%#, F#$%$&.
Say hewwo to my leetta frenn
uhuhuhuhuh

Howdy Ma'am. Ooooh.
Ahhh, ohhh, ahhh, ohh, feels so good.
Ohhhh, oh god, yes!

I miss my dead girl.
Shut up you talking Raven!
Great, now I am dead.

Near napping, I nod.
Sound gently tapping on my door.
Ack, squirrel! I miss her.

Strange stench from basement
Creeping, peeping, to see what?
Thousands of squirrels.

Now let it be said
The Mothers of Invention
Knew their shit from shit

Lots and lots of words
aiming their meaning at me.
Cerebral onslaught.

Mock not anal love.
See how the sacred scarab
also pushes poo.

Leave me out of ziss,
I am Karl

If Freud turned over
I would bum him anyway,
give him a sore one.