born last century
growing old disgracefully
pumping out haiku
by ash (condensed)
trust us we're poets
logorrhoea rules the site
take our words for it
by ash
The Fly DVD...
What's better than big man-fly?
Well, Geena Davis.
by Frank Grimes
Playing as Jack sucks
Kong is where it's at, sucka
Apes = better
by Frank Grimes
The Prince of Persia
Using his dagger of time...
Gotta save the girl
by Frank Grimes
Monosyllabics:
scratched, screeched, scrounged, squelched, straights
Long and beautiful
by Anonymous Poet
I'll take spots for $400
Used for marking their range
What is urine? Yes!
by Leopardy
Tingling fire hurts bad
Puckered hole, capsiacin
Damn habanero
by Chilihead of toilet
i'm real good humid
especially when condensed
the thought makes me drip
by ash
Bestaility
Depression, sex, rap
Sarcasm, anger
by Bad Haiku, condensed
Camel lights' sweet smoke
light another, take a drink
It's been a bad night.
by Amaranth
Burning in my gut
But not the kind friends may think
Bottled emotions
by Frank Grimes
Frustration abounds
Same ol' thing with nothing new
Life stuck on repeat
by Frank Grimes
Hatred in my bones
How do you release anger
Without murdering?
by Frank Grimes
"Saigon, shit!" "Surf or fight!"
"Tiger, ahhhhh!," arrows, weird men
"Lance!" "The horror!" Fire
by Apocalypse Now, condensed
Sarah Conner? [BAM]
"He will not stop!" "All be bachh"
"Reese!" "Die you fucker!"
by Terminator I, condensed
F*^%! F%^&*!, F%#%$. F^$%#, F#$%$&.
Say hewwo to my leetta frenn
uhuhuhuhuh
by Scarface, condensed
Howdy Ma'am. Ooooh.
Ahhh, ohhh, ahhh, ohh, feels so good.
Ohhhh, oh god, yes!
by Debbie does Dallas, condensed
I miss my dead girl.
Shut up you talking Raven!
Great, now I am dead.
by Raven, condensed
Near napping, I nod.
Sound gently tapping on my door.
Ack, squirrel! I miss her.
by With apologies to E.A. Poe
Strange stench from basement
Creeping, peeping, to see what?
Thousands of squirrels.
by Sciurophobia
Now let it be said
The Mothers of Invention
Knew their shit from shit
by Anonymous Poet
Lots and lots of words
aiming their meaning at me.
Cerebral onslaught.
by Anonymous Poet
Mock not anal love.
See how the sacred scarab
also pushes poo.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Leave me out of ziss,
I am Karl
by Sigmund of Zurich
If Freud turned over
I would bum him anyway,
give him a sore one.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
If Freud read this site,
he would turn in his grave to
analyze all these.
by what a case study
The penis withdraws.
Blood, faeces and semen
spill out of my ring.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Fingers through paper.
I hate it when that happens,
biting finger-nails.
by smelly joe
Brougham wheel craunched moist stone
The road lay scrounged, scrunched then stretched.
Thrutched through the scratched straights.
by Janis
Dogs cats rats and vats
Nature, nuture this and that
All valid topics.
by Anonymous Poet
Quantity rules, but:
What of the subject matter?
Please focus me, please!
by Still learning Haiku topics
Remember the rule
Quantity not Quality
Is the mantra here
by Janis
gray skies are above
and all the dirt is below
nothing more to say
by Anonymous Poet
Brown and yellow, red
In splattered disarray
Will flush clean the bowl?
by I ate another bad burrito
Save on toilet roll:
use both sides of the paper.
You know it makes sense.
by smelly joe
She rolls on her back.
I am bewildered by choice:
so many nipples.
by The Beast Master
caught me a catfish
sit here sniffin my fingers
makes me real horny
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Alito is in
Angry Liberals gnash their teeth
Is schadenfreude wrong?
by Chris
Jumping up and down,
running around in circles,
cartwheels, summersaults,
!
wriggling on the ground,
flipping over and over,
walking on my hands,
!
spinning on the spot,
howling at the moon. YIPPEE!
Off I go again
by Anonymous Poet
electrical tape
wrap hamster when loving it
prevents explosion
by Hamster loving tips
Beastly suggestions
Not wanting to criticize
But, well, aren
by Vivid imagination is a curse
Babes in the Wood
is not nearly as good as
my wood in the babes.
by pantomime is rubbish
I hold a warm jar
with lamb
by The Beast Master
a storm on saturn
meanwhile, on the planet earth
nothing much happened
by ash
Vanities lesson
Happiness deserts me
Blackly my thoughts run
by No good at relationships
online babes of world
luscious, tender morsels
hot fun in winter
by drooly
