Mock not anal love.
See how the sacred scarab
also pushes poo.

Leave me out of ziss,
I am Karl

If Freud turned over
I would bum him anyway,
give him a sore one.

If Freud read this site,
he would turn in his grave to
analyze all these.

The penis withdraws.
Blood, faeces and semen
spill out of my ring.

Fingers through paper.
I hate it when that happens,
biting finger-nails.

Brougham wheel craunched moist stone
The road lay scrounged, scrunched then stretched.
Thrutched through the scratched straights.

Dogs cats rats and vats
Nature, nuture this and that
All valid topics.

Here

Quantity rules, but:
What of the subject matter?
Please focus me, please!

Remember the rule
Quantity not Quality
Is the mantra here

gray skies are above
and all the dirt is below
nothing more to say

Brown and yellow, red
In splattered disarray
Will flush clean the bowl?

Save on toilet roll:
use both sides of the paper.
You know it makes sense.

She rolls on her back.
I am bewildered by choice:
so many nipples.

caught me a catfish
sit here sniffin my fingers
makes me real horny

Alito is in
Angry Liberals gnash their teeth
Is schadenfreude wrong?

Jumping up and down,
running around in circles,
cartwheels, summersaults,
!
wriggling on the ground,
flipping over and over,
walking on my hands,
!
spinning on the spot,
howling at the moon. YIPPEE!
Off I go again

electrical tape
wrap hamster when loving it
prevents explosion

Beastly suggestions
Not wanting to criticize
But, well, aren

Babes in the Wood
is not nearly as good as
my wood in the babes.

I hold a warm jar
with lamb

What

a storm on saturn
meanwhile, on the planet earth
nothing much happened

Vanities lesson
Happiness deserts me
Blackly my thoughts run

online babes of world
luscious, tender morsels
hot fun in winter

wigum's always on
Halo 2 consumes his nights
But what can he do?

Colon gurgles. Gas.
Another beefy burrito.
Splat. Cat loathes my noise.

Look! I'm peeing on
The seat, but it's ok cuz
I'm Homer Simpson!

Elijah Wood says
in The Ice Storm, smelling it
Is like tasting it

Litterbox close by-
Cat enters thru swinging door
A poo smell follows

The cheese that I eat
may smell of feet, but my feet
smell stronger than cheese.

Hello? Where am I?
Is there anybody there?
What is going on?

Bad experience.
Don

Shoot the monkeys first
Ask questions later when dead.
The plant is brown. Water?

oh the grind of work
the insane is now normal
when did this happen?

We are watching you.
Don't touch your television.
We will not be pleased.

Deprived of sunlight
but still glowing greenish-blue,
humming constantly.

Wish I was a tree.
Bendy, bendy in the breeze.
Birdies sit on me.

Smash your television
The monkeys will be watching.
All bliss is fleeting.

Alone in my room,
haikus send me messages.
I nod and agree.

Rocking back and forth
can be very comforting.
I stare and I smile.

Her head in my hands.
One last time, while she

looking at ma sis
goddam neighbor, shoot his dog
I saw her first, boy.

Sleeping in the park.
I need some beer and a wash.
Getting haiku first.

rappers, hillbillies,
disillusioned lunatics,
beastiality

sittin on a log
dreamin bout ma lil sister,
pickin ma banjo.

Chattering squirrel
Fat upward-looking feline
Falling nut inflames