Howdy Ma'am. Ooooh.
Ahhh, ohhh, ahhh, ohh, feels so good.
Ohhhh, oh god, yes!
by Debbie does Dallas, condensed
I miss my dead girl.
Shut up you talking Raven!
Great, now I am dead.
by Raven, condensed
Near napping, I nod.
Sound gently tapping on my door.
Ack, squirrel! I miss her.
by With apologies to E.A. Poe
Strange stench from basement
Creeping, peeping, to see what?
Thousands of squirrels.
by Sciurophobia
Now let it be said
The Mothers of Invention
Knew their shit from shit
by Anonymous Poet
Lots and lots of words
aiming their meaning at me.
Cerebral onslaught.
by Anonymous Poet
Mock not anal love.
See how the sacred scarab
also pushes poo.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Leave me out of ziss,
I am Karl
by Sigmund of Zurich
If Freud turned over
I would bum him anyway,
give him a sore one.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
If Freud read this site,
he would turn in his grave to
analyze all these.
by what a case study
The penis withdraws.
Blood, faeces and semen
spill out of my ring.
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Fingers through paper.
I hate it when that happens,
biting finger-nails.
by smelly joe
Brougham wheel craunched moist stone
The road lay scrounged, scrunched then stretched.
Thrutched through the scratched straights.
by Janis
Dogs cats rats and vats
Nature, nuture this and that
All valid topics.
by Anonymous Poet
Quantity rules, but:
What of the subject matter?
Please focus me, please!
by Still learning Haiku topics
Remember the rule
Quantity not Quality
Is the mantra here
by Janis
gray skies are above
and all the dirt is below
nothing more to say
by Anonymous Poet
Brown and yellow, red
In splattered disarray
Will flush clean the bowl?
by I ate another bad burrito
Save on toilet roll:
use both sides of the paper.
You know it makes sense.
by smelly joe
She rolls on her back.
I am bewildered by choice:
so many nipples.
by The Beast Master
caught me a catfish
sit here sniffin my fingers
makes me real horny
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Alito is in
Angry Liberals gnash their teeth
Is schadenfreude wrong?
by Chris
Jumping up and down,
running around in circles,
cartwheels, summersaults,
!
wriggling on the ground,
flipping over and over,
walking on my hands,
!
spinning on the spot,
howling at the moon. YIPPEE!
Off I go again
by Anonymous Poet
electrical tape
wrap hamster when loving it
prevents explosion
by Hamster loving tips
Beastly suggestions
Not wanting to criticize
But, well, aren
by Vivid imagination is a curse
Babes in the Wood
is not nearly as good as
my wood in the babes.
by pantomime is rubbish
I hold a warm jar
with lamb
by The Beast Master
a storm on saturn
meanwhile, on the planet earth
nothing much happened
by ash
Vanities lesson
Happiness deserts me
Blackly my thoughts run
by No good at relationships
online babes of world
luscious, tender morsels
hot fun in winter
by drooly
wigum's always on
Halo 2 consumes his nights
But what can he do?
by Frank Grimes
Colon gurgles. Gas.
Another beefy burrito.
Splat. Cat loathes my noise.
by Does my Haiku look fat in this?
Look! I'm peeing on
The seat, but it's ok cuz
I'm Homer Simpson!
by Frank Grimes
Elijah Wood says
in The Ice Storm, smelling it
Is like tasting it
by Frank Grimes
Litterbox close by-
Cat enters thru swinging door
A poo smell follows
by Frank Grimes
The cheese that I eat
may smell of feet, but my feet
smell stronger than cheese.
by smelly joe
Hello? Where am I?
Is there anybody there?
What is going on?
by ? of ?
Bad experience.
Don
by Brad of Maine
Shoot the monkeys first
Ask questions later when dead.
The plant is brown. Water?
by Still learning Haiku
oh the grind of work
the insane is now normal
when did this happen?
by liebe of el armpito, tx.
We are watching you.
Don't touch your television.
We will not be pleased.
by The monkeys
Deprived of sunlight
but still glowing greenish-blue,
humming constantly.
by this is awsome
Wish I was a tree.
Bendy, bendy in the breeze.
Birdies sit on me.
by Holly
Smash your television
The monkeys will be watching.
All bliss is fleeting.
by Is this proper Haiku?
Alone in my room,
haikus send me messages.
I nod and agree.
by Anonymous Poet
Rocking back and forth
can be very comforting.
I stare and I smile.
by Anonymous Poet
