Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Lots and lots of words
aiming their meaning at me.
Cerebral onslaught.
Haiku # 34229, January 31, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mock not anal love.
See how the sacred scarab
also pushes poo.
Haiku # 34228, January 31, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Leave me out of ziss,
I am Karl
Haiku # 34227, January 31, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Sigmund of Zurich
If Freud turned over
I would bum him anyway,
give him a sore one.
Haiku # 34226, January 31, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
If Freud read this site,
he would turn in his grave to
analyze all these.
Haiku # 34225, January 31, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by what a case study
The penis withdraws.
Blood, faeces and semen
spill out of my ring.
Haiku # 34224, January 31, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Fingers through paper.
I hate it when that happens,
biting finger-nails.
Haiku # 34223, January 31, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by smelly joe
Brougham wheel craunched moist stone
The road lay scrounged, scrunched then stretched.
Thrutched through the scratched straights.
Haiku # 34222, January 31, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Janis
Dogs cats rats and vats
Nature, nuture this and that
All valid topics.
Haiku # 34221, January 31, 2006 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here
Haiku # 34220, January 31, 2006 3:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Quantity rules, but:
What of the subject matter?
Please focus me, please!
Haiku # 34219, January 31, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Still learning Haiku topics
Remember the rule
Quantity not Quality
Is the mantra here
Haiku # 34218, January 31, 2006 2:47 pm ET
by Janis
gray skies are above
and all the dirt is below
nothing more to say
Haiku # 34217, January 31, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brown and yellow, red
In splattered disarray
Will flush clean the bowl?
Haiku # 34216, January 31, 2006 2:41 pm ET
by I ate another bad burrito
Save on toilet roll:
use both sides of the paper.
You know it makes sense.
Haiku # 34215, January 31, 2006 1:59 pm ET
by smelly joe
She rolls on her back.
I am bewildered by choice:
so many nipples.
Haiku # 34214, January 31, 2006 1:45 pm ET
by The Beast Master
caught me a catfish
sit here sniffin my fingers
makes me real horny
Haiku # 34213, January 31, 2006 1:32 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Alito is in
Angry Liberals gnash their teeth
Is schadenfreude wrong?
Haiku # 34212, January 31, 2006 12:41 pm ET
by Chris
Jumping up and down,
running around in circles,
cartwheels, summersaults,
!
wriggling on the ground,
flipping over and over,
walking on my hands,
!
spinning on the spot,
howling at the moon. YIPPEE!
Off I go again
Haiku # 34211, January 31, 2006 12:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
electrical tape
wrap hamster when loving it
prevents explosion
Haiku # 34210, January 31, 2006 11:56 am ET
by Hamster loving tips
Haiku # 34209, January 31, 2006 11:54 am ET
by confused
Beastly suggestions
Not wanting to criticize
But, well, aren
Haiku # 34208, January 31, 2006 11:53 am ET
by Vivid imagination is a curse
Babes in the Wood
is not nearly as good as
my wood in the babes.
Haiku # 34207, January 31, 2006 11:50 am ET
by pantomime is rubbish
I hold a warm jar
with lamb
Haiku # 34206, January 31, 2006 11:20 am ET
by The Beast Master
What
Haiku # 34205, January 31, 2006 11:19 am ET
by The Beast Master
a storm on saturn
meanwhile, on the planet earth
nothing much happened
Haiku # 34204, January 31, 2006 7:30 am ET
by ash
Vanities lesson
Happiness deserts me
Blackly my thoughts run
Haiku # 34203, January 31, 2006 4:00 am ET
by No good at relationships
online babes of world
luscious, tender morsels
hot fun in winter
Haiku # 34202, January 31, 2006 12:30 am ET
by drooly
wigum's always on
Halo 2 consumes his nights
But what can he do?
Haiku # 34201, January 30, 2006 11:27 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Colon gurgles. Gas.
Another beefy burrito.
Splat. Cat loathes my noise.
Haiku # 34200, January 30, 2006 11:26 pm ET
by Does my Haiku look fat in this?
Look! I'm peeing on
The seat, but it's ok cuz
I'm Homer Simpson!
Haiku # 34199, January 30, 2006 11:21 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Elijah Wood says
in The Ice Storm, smelling it
Is like tasting it
Haiku # 34198, January 30, 2006 11:17 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Litterbox close by-
Cat enters thru swinging door
A poo smell follows
Haiku # 34197, January 30, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
The cheese that I eat
may smell of feet, but my feet
smell stronger than cheese.
Haiku # 34196, January 30, 2006 9:04 pm ET
by smelly joe
Hello? Where am I?
Is there anybody there?
What is going on?
Haiku # 34195, January 30, 2006 8:50 pm ET
by ? of ?
Bad experience.
Don
Haiku # 34194, January 30, 2006 7:48 pm ET
by Brad of Maine
Shoot the monkeys first
Ask questions later when dead.
The plant is brown. Water?
Haiku # 34193, January 30, 2006 6:18 pm ET
by Still learning Haiku
oh the grind of work
the insane is now normal
when did this happen?
Haiku # 34192, January 30, 2006 5:36 pm ET
by liebe of el armpito, tx.
We are watching you.
Don't touch your television.
We will not be pleased.
Haiku # 34191, January 30, 2006 5:22 pm ET
by The monkeys
Haiku # 34190, January 30, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by oh shit
Deprived of sunlight
but still glowing greenish-blue,
humming constantly.
Haiku # 34189, January 30, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by this is awsome
Wish I was a tree.
Bendy, bendy in the breeze.
Birdies sit on me.
Haiku # 34188, January 30, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Holly
Smash your television
The monkeys will be watching.
All bliss is fleeting.
Haiku # 34187, January 30, 2006 3:48 pm ET
by Is this proper Haiku?
Alone in my room,
haikus send me messages.
I nod and agree.
Haiku # 34186, January 30, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rocking back and forth
can be very comforting.
I stare and I smile.
Haiku # 34185, January 30, 2006 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Her head in my hands.
One last time, while she
Haiku # 34184, January 30, 2006 3:00 pm ET
by The Beast Master
looking at ma sis
goddam neighbor, shoot his dog
I saw her first, boy.
Haiku # 34183, January 30, 2006 2:47 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
Sleeping in the park.
I need some beer and a wash.
Getting haiku first.
Haiku # 34182, January 30, 2006 1:50 pm ET
by stan of nowhere
rappers, hillbillies,
disillusioned lunatics,
beastiality
Haiku # 34181, January 30, 2006 1:29 pm ET
by I love this place
sittin on a log
dreamin bout ma lil sister,
pickin ma banjo.
Haiku # 34180, January 30, 2006 12:28 pm ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
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