Maws feedin the hens
My sister smiles over at me
an I go all shy

I just learned something.
you put your thumb in your ass
and it feels real nice

As i said... 34177
a walk through the dump.
Will I ever learn_? to spell

As i said... 34177
a walk theough the dump.
Will I wvwe learn_?

Like a razor through
the throat of a dead baby,
My dick splits her meat.

oh my dear supine
love me tender, love me true
till the end of time

Amazing, the smells
Pushing a pea with my nose
Keeps me close to ground

So convoluted
Logorrhoea what is it?
Verbal diarrhea

born last century
growing old disgracefully
pumping out haiku

trust us we're poets
logorrhoea rules the site
take our words for it

The Fly DVD...
What's better than big man-fly?
Well, Geena Davis.

Playing as Jack sucks
Kong is where it's at, sucka
Apes = better

The Prince of Persia
Using his dagger of time...
Gotta save the girl

Monosyllabics:
scratched, screeched, scrounged, squelched, straights
Long and beautiful

I'll take spots for $400
Used for marking their range
What is urine? Yes!

Tingling fire hurts bad
Puckered hole, capsiacin
Damn habanero

i'm real good humid
especially when condensed
the thought makes me drip

Bestaility
Depression, sex, rap
Sarcasm, anger

Camel lights' sweet smoke
light another, take a drink
It's been a bad night.

Burning in my gut
But not the kind friends may think
Bottled emotions

Frustration abounds
Same ol' thing with nothing new
Life stuck on repeat

Hatred in my bones
How do you release anger
Without murdering?

"Saigon, shit!" "Surf or fight!"
"Tiger, ahhhhh!," arrows, weird men
"Lance!" "The horror!" Fire

Sarah Conner? [BAM]
"He will not stop!" "All be bachh"
"Reese!" "Die you fucker!"

F*^%! F%^&*!, F%#%$. F^$%#, F#$%$&.
Say hewwo to my leetta frenn
uhuhuhuhuh

Howdy Ma'am. Ooooh.
Ahhh, ohhh, ahhh, ohh, feels so good.
Ohhhh, oh god, yes!

I miss my dead girl.
Shut up you talking Raven!
Great, now I am dead.

Near napping, I nod.
Sound gently tapping on my door.
Ack, squirrel! I miss her.

Strange stench from basement
Creeping, peeping, to see what?
Thousands of squirrels.

Now let it be said
The Mothers of Invention
Knew their shit from shit

Lots and lots of words
aiming their meaning at me.
Cerebral onslaught.

Mock not anal love.
See how the sacred scarab
also pushes poo.

Leave me out of ziss,
I am Karl

If Freud turned over
I would bum him anyway,
give him a sore one.

If Freud read this site,
he would turn in his grave to
analyze all these.

The penis withdraws.
Blood, faeces and semen
spill out of my ring.

Fingers through paper.
I hate it when that happens,
biting finger-nails.

Brougham wheel craunched moist stone
The road lay scrounged, scrunched then stretched.
Thrutched through the scratched straights.

Dogs cats rats and vats
Nature, nuture this and that
All valid topics.

Here

Quantity rules, but:
What of the subject matter?
Please focus me, please!

Remember the rule
Quantity not Quality
Is the mantra here

gray skies are above
and all the dirt is below
nothing more to say

Brown and yellow, red
In splattered disarray
Will flush clean the bowl?

Save on toilet roll:
use both sides of the paper.
You know it makes sense.

She rolls on her back.
I am bewildered by choice:
so many nipples.

caught me a catfish
sit here sniffin my fingers
makes me real horny

Alito is in
Angry Liberals gnash their teeth
Is schadenfreude wrong?

Jumping up and down,
running around in circles,
cartwheels, summersaults,
!
wriggling on the ground,
flipping over and over,
walking on my hands,
!
spinning on the spot,
howling at the moon. YIPPEE!
Off I go again

electrical tape
wrap hamster when loving it
prevents explosion