Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Pumping way too hard,
she vomits all down my back.
Channelled by butt crack.
Haiku # 34265, February 1, 2006 6:26 pm ET
by Lost Boy
Facing life
Haiku # 34264, February 1, 2006 6:17 pm ET
by Mr Happy
The bathroom mirror
shows me the place where I will die.
Can
Haiku # 34263, February 1, 2006 6:15 pm ET
by Mr Happy
A little white face
whimpering in the darkness.
I love my mother.
Haiku # 34262, February 1, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by normal
Looking back fondly
Through all the precious archives
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 34261, February 1, 2006 3:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
This is where it
Haiku # 34260, February 1, 2006 11:16 am ET
by The Beast Master
Maws feedin the hens
My sister smiles over at me
an I go all shy
Haiku # 34259, February 1, 2006 11:05 am ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
I just learned something.
you put your thumb in your ass
and it feels real nice
Haiku # 34258, February 1, 2006 11:02 am ET
by Billy-Bob of Arkansas
As i said... 34177
a walk through the dump.
Will I ever learn_? to spell
Haiku # 34257, February 1, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
As i said... 34177
a walk theough the dump.
Will I wvwe learn_?
Haiku # 34256, February 1, 2006 10:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Like a razor through
the throat of a dead baby,
My dick splits her meat.
Haiku # 34255, February 1, 2006 10:35 am ET
by Lost Boy
oh my dear supine
love me tender, love me true
till the end of time
Haiku # 34254, February 1, 2006 7:43 am ET
by elvis in dah house
Amazing, the smells
Pushing a pea with my nose
Keeps me close to ground
Haiku # 34253, February 1, 2006 7:03 am ET
by Someone
So convoluted
Logorrhoea what is it?
Verbal diarrhea
Haiku # 34252, February 1, 2006 6:59 am ET
by Unenviable curiosity
born last century
growing old disgracefully
pumping out haiku
Haiku # 34251, February 1, 2006 1:05 am ET
by ash (condensed)
trust us we're poets
logorrhoea rules the site
take our words for it
Haiku # 34250, February 1, 2006 1:03 am ET
by ash
The Fly DVD...
What's better than big man-fly?
Well, Geena Davis.
Haiku # 34249, February 1, 2006 12:59 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Playing as Jack sucks
Kong is where it's at, sucka
Apes = better
Haiku # 34248, February 1, 2006 12:57 am ET
by Frank Grimes
The Prince of Persia
Using his dagger of time...
Gotta save the girl
Haiku # 34247, February 1, 2006 12:53 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Monosyllabics:
scratched, screeched, scrounged, squelched, straights
Long and beautiful
Haiku # 34246, February 1, 2006 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'll take spots for $400
Used for marking their range
What is urine? Yes!
Haiku # 34245, February 1, 2006 12:33 am ET
by Leopardy
Tingling fire hurts bad
Puckered hole, capsiacin
Damn habanero
Haiku # 34244, February 1, 2006 12:12 am ET
by Chilihead of toilet
i'm real good humid
especially when condensed
the thought makes me drip
Haiku # 34243, February 1, 2006 12:04 am ET
by ash
Bestaility
Depression, sex, rap
Sarcasm, anger
Haiku # 34242, January 31, 2006 11:58 pm ET
by Bad Haiku, condensed
Camel lights' sweet smoke
light another, take a drink
It's been a bad night.
Haiku # 34241, January 31, 2006 11:37 pm ET
by Amaranth
Burning in my gut
But not the kind friends may think
Bottled emotions
Haiku # 34240, January 31, 2006 11:03 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Frustration abounds
Same ol' thing with nothing new
Life stuck on repeat
Haiku # 34239, January 31, 2006 11:01 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Hatred in my bones
How do you release anger
Without murdering?
Haiku # 34238, January 31, 2006 10:59 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
"Saigon, shit!" "Surf or fight!"
"Tiger, ahhhhh!," arrows, weird men
"Lance!" "The horror!" Fire
Haiku # 34237, January 31, 2006 9:02 pm ET
by Apocalypse Now, condensed
Sarah Conner? [BAM]
"He will not stop!" "All be bachh"
"Reese!" "Die you fucker!"
Haiku # 34236, January 31, 2006 9:00 pm ET
by Terminator I, condensed
F*^%! F%^&*!, F%#%$. F^$%#, F#$%$&.
Say hewwo to my leetta frenn
uhuhuhuhuh
Haiku # 34235, January 31, 2006 7:53 pm ET
by Scarface, condensed
Howdy Ma'am. Ooooh.
Ahhh, ohhh, ahhh, ohh, feels so good.
Ohhhh, oh god, yes!
Haiku # 34234, January 31, 2006 7:40 pm ET
by Debbie does Dallas, condensed
I miss my dead girl.
Shut up you talking Raven!
Great, now I am dead.
Haiku # 34233, January 31, 2006 7:38 pm ET
by Raven, condensed
Near napping, I nod.
Sound gently tapping on my door.
Ack, squirrel! I miss her.
Haiku # 34232, January 31, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by With apologies to E.A. Poe
Strange stench from basement
Creeping, peeping, to see what?
Thousands of squirrels.
Haiku # 34231, January 31, 2006 7:18 pm ET
by Sciurophobia
Now let it be said
The Mothers of Invention
Knew their shit from shit
Haiku # 34230, January 31, 2006 7:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lots and lots of words
aiming their meaning at me.
Cerebral onslaught.
Haiku # 34229, January 31, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mock not anal love.
See how the sacred scarab
also pushes poo.
Haiku # 34228, January 31, 2006 4:40 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Leave me out of ziss,
I am Karl
Haiku # 34227, January 31, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Sigmund of Zurich
If Freud turned over
I would bum him anyway,
give him a sore one.
Haiku # 34226, January 31, 2006 4:32 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
If Freud read this site,
he would turn in his grave to
analyze all these.
Haiku # 34225, January 31, 2006 4:31 pm ET
by what a case study
The penis withdraws.
Blood, faeces and semen
spill out of my ring.
Haiku # 34224, January 31, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by Pokeaman of Sodom
Fingers through paper.
I hate it when that happens,
biting finger-nails.
Haiku # 34223, January 31, 2006 3:37 pm ET
by smelly joe
Brougham wheel craunched moist stone
The road lay scrounged, scrunched then stretched.
Thrutched through the scratched straights.
Haiku # 34222, January 31, 2006 3:34 pm ET
by Janis
Dogs cats rats and vats
Nature, nuture this and that
All valid topics.
Haiku # 34221, January 31, 2006 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Here
Haiku # 34220, January 31, 2006 3:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Quantity rules, but:
What of the subject matter?
Please focus me, please!
Haiku # 34219, January 31, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Still learning Haiku topics
Remember the rule
Quantity not Quality
Is the mantra here
Haiku # 34218, January 31, 2006 2:47 pm ET
by Janis
gray skies are above
and all the dirt is below
nothing more to say
Haiku # 34217, January 31, 2006 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Brown and yellow, red
In splattered disarray
Will flush clean the bowl?
Haiku # 34216, January 31, 2006 2:41 pm ET
by I ate another bad burrito
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