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28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Lover burns her cars

vive Paris :/ she / me

manifestation
Haiku # 33436, November 13, 2005 2:07 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
The subject who is
Truly loyal - Chief Magistrate -
loaths aribrary measures
Haiku # 33435, November 13, 2005 1:54 am ET
by brady of Toronto
Difference between
Pedophile and pederast:
One loves, one lunges
Haiku # 33434, November 12, 2005 3:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My brand new website
Helps all Torontonians
In the quest for booze
Haiku # 33433, November 12, 2005 9:49 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Intriguing is it?
You want to know how this ends?
Then take up dancing
Haiku # 33432, November 12, 2005 8:42 am ET
by William Nippress
She tilts her head up
Willing me to give my all
We glide, twisting we lean
*
I posses her soul
My male will controlling her
For this dance she
Haiku # 33431, November 12, 2005 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Her full lips parted
Just showing her snow white teeth
I need to kiss her
*
But the dance pulls me
I am losing my senses
Enraged Frustration
*
Oh such a passion
Not to be wasted on sex
Vital expression
Haiku # 33430, November 12, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Argentinean
Tango dancer holds me tight
Man she feels so good

We dance in rhythm
Passion grows within us both
Watchers gasp and stare
Haiku # 33429, November 12, 2005 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
To pleasure my Ghost
Just wink at a homely girl
Forgive some sinner
Haiku # 33428, November 12, 2005 7:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Unanswered Questions
Confuse the hell out of them
Just die with a smile
Haiku # 33427, November 12, 2005 7:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Masochist wants pain
Is Sadist a sadist if
Sadist Refuses
Haiku # 33426, November 12, 2005 7:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Rich and poor equal
Ice in summer for the rich
Winter ice for the poor
Haiku # 33425, November 12, 2005 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
second daiquiri
i contemplate the hammock
it's a way away
Haiku # 33424, November 12, 2005 12:38 am ET
by ash
recumbent sunshine
tart strawberry daiquiri
cool afternoon breeze
Haiku # 33423, November 11, 2005 11:53 pm ET
by ash
Illusionary
Slight of hand, misuse of space
Deceive watchers eye
Haiku # 33422, November 11, 2005 12:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
hello young lovers
i'm not telling if you don't
wherever you are
Haiku # 33421, November 11, 2005 8:56 am ET
by mellie
Personality
That
Haiku # 33420, November 11, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Amazing to me!
Just how many young women
Go for older men
Haiku # 33419, November 11, 2005 8:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Age is in the mind
You
Haiku # 33418, November 11, 2005 8:04 am ET
by William Nippress
getting old ain't fun
it beats the alternative
less as time goes by
Haiku # 33417, November 11, 2005 2:24 am ET
by ash
My breasts are sagging
I detest this getting old
What goes next my ass?
Haiku # 33416, November 10, 2005 10:53 pm ET
by Elizabeth
The bovine madness
And now the avian flu
Next? Porcine coma?
Haiku # 33405, November 10, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by Lush
THe little asshole
Found a proxy server.. bleh
Don't have time for this
Haiku # 33404, November 10, 2005 12:36 pm ET
by Janis
I bet you think this
About you, don
Haiku # 33402, November 10, 2005 6:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Just censor the sod
He
Haiku # 33401, November 10, 2005 6:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Obvious Janis
Some sad sick cant be kept down
You know what
Haiku # 33400, November 10, 2005 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
He forgot to be
Himself, but not me, that
Haiku # 33399, November 10, 2005 6:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
shit piss fuck cunt piss
cocksucker motherfucker
DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP
Haiku # 33398, November 9, 2005 11:55 pm ET
by FCC
My lovely Janice,
I cannot make contact yet
We need your email
Haiku # 33397, November 9, 2005 11:52 pm ET
by Mort of Paris
Oboe, dolorous
A Hobo, malodorous
I've run short of rhymes
Haiku # 33389, November 9, 2005 9:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hustle, hassle, con.
Is there no honour in life?
Give me honesty
Haiku # 33388, November 9, 2005 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
A great weight lifted
No longer have to worry
His sad state of mind
Haiku # 33387, November 9, 2005 8:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I thank you Janis
It was disturbing to me
Disgust no, pity!
Haiku # 33386, November 9, 2005 8:25 am ET
by William Nippress
poetic justice
no more northern exposure
but better haiku
Haiku # 33385, November 9, 2005 5:25 am ET
by ash
all these big new words
you are the eruditest
or something like that
Haiku # 33384, November 8, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by ash
who's or whose you choose
that is the question I pose
all punctuation
Haiku # 33383, November 8, 2005 8:00 pm ET
by mellie
I hope these measures
Have vulnerary effects
On the group psyche
Haiku # 33382, November 8, 2005 6:47 pm ET
by Janis
Japan's whaling fleet
Sets sail for the Antarctic.
This is not science.
Haiku # 33381, November 8, 2005 6:38 pm ET
by old sod
Merry arsonists
Fueling the ochlocracy
Look it up, bee-atch
Haiku # 33380, November 8, 2005 4:07 pm ET
by Lush
The noble haiku
No space for periphrasis
Banish the prolix
Haiku # 33379, November 8, 2005 4:03 pm ET
by Maestro
I fear that I've now
Blocked all those in Anchorage
From bad haiku joy
Haiku # 33378, November 8, 2005 3:06 pm ET
by Janis
Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity
Haiku # 33377, November 8, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Lush
Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku
Haiku # 33376, November 8, 2005 2:09 pm ET
by Janis
Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now
Haiku # 33375, November 8, 2005 2:08 pm ET
by Janis
Now it's personal.
But it's also quite funny
The ball's in my court
Haiku # 33374, November 8, 2005 1:52 pm ET
by Janis
Substantial loathing
Lost to us, found a new path
Can
Haiku # 33373, November 8, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why rage against us
There
Haiku # 33372, November 8, 2005 12:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rant and rage your pain
Obvious for all to see
Pity him his life
Haiku # 33371, November 8, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
htaccess files:
a simple way to exclude
the simple people
Haiku # 33370, November 8, 2005 11:32 am ET
by Deny from 70.226.208.0/20 of <= Click here for more
so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks
Haiku # 33369, November 8, 2005 11:22 am ET
by mellie
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